What the F Just Happened?
It rains 2 bitty inches and we’re flooded again?
The Government spin: blame it on Noah.
The Truth: Government failed again.
From the right: EXCLUSIVE Jason Roe, former MI GOP Director: “Trump ran a horrible campaign.”
From the left: EXCLUSIVE Adolph Mongo “Shit’s all about money.”
From the street: EXCLUSIVE Detroit Red, fishing for small mouth bass in the deluge, “I’m not voting Democrat or Republican until something’s fixed.”
WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT: “You invite Dracula into your house, you gonna get bit,” says Mongo.