Think of all great things to do in Motown.
We’ve voted ourselves best art museum in America. Best city square. Best river walk. Never mind NY, SF or NoLa.
The mayor says we’re the next Silicon Valley!
Of course, the mayor forgets Silcion Valley has hit the skids what with falling tech stocks and the collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank.
But hey! General Motors is threating to layoff 58,000 American white collared workers if they don’t take the “buy out.” So maybe Mayor Mike Duggan has something there.
We’re definitely the best at St. Paddy’s Day brawling.
We’re the best at stripping our catastrophically injured of necessary health care.
We’re number one at giving billionaires even more billions of public money. Hello General Motors!
Detroit. We’re OK!