No BS Newshour Episode #369
The Normal World
Charlie went to visit Dave Landau, ¼ Black Garrett and Angela for an episode of Blaze TV’s Normal World.
Charlie LeDuff Went Looking for Bodies — Found Gretchen Whitmer
An unfiltered ride through political dysfunction, media hypocrisy, and pandemic fallout.
LeDuff shares the raw truth about Detroit’s decline, from corrupt mayors and failed transit systems to the mysterious death of Tamara “Strawberry” Green.
He details how nursing home deaths were buried under Governor Whitmer’s leadership and how real reporting has been replaced by PR puppets.
They grill Rep. Shri Thanedar on campaign debts, Trump obsession, and the beagle experiments he can’t seem to explain.
The crew dives into COVID absurdities, from forced lockdowns and outdoor dining “rules” to kids trapped in screens while governors faked data and partied on boats.
LeDuff even recounts riding with a body collector during the peak of the chaos.
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Transcript:
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Live from downtown Detroit,
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it’s the No Bullshit News Hour with my main man,
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Charlie Ladeau and Karen Dumas.
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Assistant breaking this double or bullshit,
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double or bullshit.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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this is tonight’s news.
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White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller was asked
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what it was like to have a wife leave the administration
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to go work for Elon Musk.
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Miller responded by saying,
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am I worried my wife is now working for an erratic
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drug-filled billionaire who has a history of impregnating
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his employees?
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No, not at all.
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Why would I?
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No, not at all.
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You brought it up.
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I didn’t bring it up.
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You brought it up.
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Miller.
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Miller.
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A 700-pound boulder pinned an Alaskan man face down
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in a glacier creek for multiple hours,
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leaving him with multiple injuries.
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The man, however,
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said it was his fault for not telling the boulder
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a safe word.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to Normal World.
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I’m Dave Landau.
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I am Corda White Garrett,
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and with us,
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as always,
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is the awesome,
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the great,
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Angela.
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Welcome.
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Hi.
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What’s up with you guys?
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No, not much.
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But I know Dave has some dates.
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I come out to Risk It Fest in Gaylord,
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Michigan,
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June 21st,
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which sounds…
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It’s not what it’s about.
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That’s made-up.
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Oh, you’re going to get dates.
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Yes.
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Yeah, it’s actually not a Pride Month festival of unprotected
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sex in Gaylord,
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Michigan.
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It is just a festival with me and the saxophone is
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from Pink Floyd.
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Risk it Fest in Gaylord,
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Michigan,
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June 21st.
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Come out to Risk it Fest.
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Yes.
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And get Dave’s book.
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If you haven’t done it already,
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you can get it on Amazon right now.
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Already have one already won right now.
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Fuzzy memoir.
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Yeah.
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And you can follow me at my stuff on,
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you know,
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Twitter and Instagram and Court of Black here.
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That’s all that stuff.
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Angela.
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You have something,
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don’t you?
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Yeah, I have a YouTube channel called Angela Does Horror.
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I am doing a watch-along tomorrow night.
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I’m going to put a pole up sometime,
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probably.
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You know.
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What are the options?
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We don’t know yet.
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I got to feel it out.
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It’s what I’m feeling the day before.
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So tunein for putting a pole up.
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Now, welcome to the show again for the third day in
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a row, because we like him.
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He won’t leave.
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From the Midwest Comedy Tour,
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please welcome Austin Robertson.
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Thank you for having me again.
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Appreciate it,
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guys.
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I appreciate you coming on.
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And again,
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sorry about the scuffle with Crispin.
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Yeah.
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He’s, I mean,
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am I crazy or he’s kind of a dick?
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He’s a little prickly,
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but he’s lovable.
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He’s ours.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I don’t appreciate you putting a little,
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just easy on him,
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you know.
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All right.
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Ask unanswered.
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Okay.
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Also joining us on the show is a Pulitzer Prize winner.
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He’s an actual journalist,
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maybe the last actual journalist left.
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and the best-selling author of my favorite book,
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An American Autopsy.
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Please welcome Charlie Laduff.
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Where’s my camera?
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That’s your camera right there.
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There you go.
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I couldn’t even answer that confidently.
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I was like,
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maybe.
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It’s wonderful.
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They’re everywhere.
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There’s a chance.
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But before we get into tonight,
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let’s check out Pope’s Black Twitter.
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Of course.
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Yes.
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What?
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Tonight’s tweet from him read,
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hit the cash app at Pope Fiend 42069.
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Come on, man.
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He’s trying to get his money right.
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What’s he doing?
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He’s trying to get his money right.
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Is that going straight to the church though?
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I don’t think so.
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Okay, well.
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It ain’t going right to the Vatican.
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Going up to that gay fest.
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What?
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Pope tweet.
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Pope tweets.
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Okay, let’s get into it.
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Charlie and I are writing for an upcoming edition of
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Frontier Magazine.
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Should I hold it up now?
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Yeah, hold it up.
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Why not?
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Thank you.
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Charlie’s a writer and you’re actually,
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let’s just be honest,
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you’re my favorite author,
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so that’s why I’m very happy you’re here.
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But you’re also a writer and a journalist.
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No, I’m a reporter.
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Well, there’s a difference,
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you know.
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What do you think?
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What is it?
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Between a reporter and a journalist?
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There’s 2 differences.
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One,
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A journalist can type without looking.
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Okay.
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And 2, a reporter drinks in public with the public
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and a journalist drinks in private with the public
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officials.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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I get you.
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There you go.
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And you do,
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you are in the public eye.
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Like I want to quote this from your story.
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This is a quote.
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It says, I don’t have to go into the city to find stories
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anymore.
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The city comes to me.
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Yeah.
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So you’ve lived New York.
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You were a writer for the Times.
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You’re now back in Detroit.
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You have been for quite a while,
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obviously.
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Yeah.
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which people may not know,
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you work as the,
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I don’t know how to word it.
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You’re the maintenance man.
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Maintenance man.
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Yeah, maintenance man for American Coney Island,
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which is the best hot dogs on earth in downtown Detroit.
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So that’s kind of,
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did you do that to just so you can get into the city
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and meet people and have it come to you?
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Is that what you meant by that?
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After I left the Times,
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I came back to work in Detroit,
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raised my kid in Detroit,
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wanted to know her grandma and all that,
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because you don’t get caught up in the game,
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because as everybody now knows,
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the game’s stupid.
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And worked for the local paper,
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then worked for the local Fox affiliate,
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and then became a national correspondent for Fox.
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And that’s a bullshit world,
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plastic, rubber,
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Barbie land,
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and it’s nowhere.
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So I quit.
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And you were there when,
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like, well,
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I read your book,
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Shit Show,
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which I loved as well.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, you were there for Roger Ailes and not a fan
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immediately of him.
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Nah, Roger was good enough,
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man.
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You know what I mean?
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He gave me a job.
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He gave me a job.
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I tried to take a shit in his private bathroom just
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to say I did it.
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No, he’s very weird about his shitter,
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which ironically,
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you know,
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he died, hit his head,
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and he’s a hemophiliac and bled to death in his shitter.
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Did he really?
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Yeah, so.
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It’s a hell of a way to go out.
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But just to quickly tie that up,
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So I walked away.
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I do what you all do.
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And if you got it,
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you can make it.
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You don’t need to corporate shit.
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But I forgot I didn’t have health care.
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Yeah, that’ll do.
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Oh, yeah.
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So it’s very expensive.
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Obamacare is it’s a wreck.
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It’s no good.
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You think a reporter would know that,
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you know,
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how regular people got to do.
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But I was always a corporate tool.
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I just didn’t think about insurance.
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I didn’t have it.
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So I went to American Coney Island.
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It’s a landmark in Detroit.
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And they have employee health plan.
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So, you know,
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growing up,
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I know cement,
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I know tile,
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I know some electric,
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I knew plumbing,
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I can mop.
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And
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So I do that one day.
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It’s my favorite work day of the week.
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And instead of having to go into the city to find stories,
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the city finds me when I’m doing the foundational
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work, the judges.
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Yeah, so it’s hip.
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So what I love about doing your show is it’s just right
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there downtown,
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but then you’re also,
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you mean you also get to go to Coney,
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but it’s just great that it’s all right there.
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Yeah, and we had an intern,
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you know,
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guy comes in,
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he sees the show and he wants to work,
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comes in from Boston.
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So you can work here.
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It’ll pay you a little bit and then you can get a waiter’s
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job downstairs.
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And then a comedian red,
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one of the guys,
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he’s great.
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He’s a waiter downstairs.
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So it’s kind of a culture where,
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you know,
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I want to work because you’re in the age of populism.
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So it’d be nice to see your reporter physically labor
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and be one of the people and depend on physically
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labor.
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So that’s what my story is about.
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I, and I did love your story.
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It is about how you just have to be the same as the
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people that you’re reporting on.
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That’s just a matter of course of life,
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man.
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You know, just be regular.
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Yeah.
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You know what I mean?
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Which is hard.
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No, I think a lot of people have to put on a very fake
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face to survive in society.
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And then you have people that don’t care at all.
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That’s the human part of it.
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Yeah, everybody’s fake,
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but don’t be ridiculous.
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Right.
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Like you just had the dichotomy between journalism
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and the reporters.
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Like you’re reporting on pieces from the people.
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And I watched,
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we talked about it earlier,
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a piece that you did,
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a man on the street in Detroit talking about the
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all the money that the city got to make a big hyperline
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train or something up and down the downtown.
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And you were like,
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what, do you ask for this?
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You’re here.
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You need the transportation.
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Did you ask for it?
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No.
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Yeah, we wanted ambulances,
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more buses.
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Right.
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Turns out that would actually help.
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Yeah, that stupid train,
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you know,
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whatever that was a dozen years ago,
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they put it in,
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a lot of public money.
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And it failed.
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There’s nobody taking it.
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Right.
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So now they put it.
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It’s not just the city now,
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because we’re all in it together,
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America.
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Now they go to the suburbs and go,
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we got a regional transportation.
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We’re going to tax your house and you’re going to pay
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for a train that nobody takes.
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The light rail.
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Yeah, the Q line.
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Yeah, the Q line.
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Well, then the thing that they had before is the people
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mover, which nobody takes that.
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Nobody ever did.
352
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Well, especially the time they put it in,
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it was like you’re in the financial district.
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It’s like there’s nobody there.
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You just go to
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It was a Greek town.
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Like it just went to four places that didn’t actually
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have a stop.
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There’s like,
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you could get fudge at Trapper’s Alley.
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Other than that,
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there’s no reason to go on it.
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was a circle.
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What the fuck are you going to do?
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Come from,
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you can’t come from your house.
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But we are French people that already have transportation.
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Yes.
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We improved though,
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because the new line is an oval.
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Right.
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Okay, so.
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And it goes a little farther.
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You can get to the bowling alley.
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What bowling alley?
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The magic bag or the magic stick.
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Is it bag?
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Maybe next year they’ll upgrade to a rhombus.
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You were talking about like,
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wanting to integrate yourself into some of the things
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that you’re reporting on.
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I mean, are you a fan of Hunter S.
383
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Thompson?
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I mean, a guy that they say originated gonzo journalism.
385
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Is that something?
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I heard you early on or?
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I like his rat-a-tat style,
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but you know,
389
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like his best book was probably Fear and Loathing
390
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on the campaign.
391
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1972.
392
00:11:06,752 –> 00:11:10,552
But Fear of Loathing Las Vegas is made-up.
393
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Yeah.
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So, there’s a difference.
395
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But I never knew what Gonzo meant.
396
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It just means putting yourself in it.
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Which I think,
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and I’d say to your audience,
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I hope so,
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that it’s okay.
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It’s not magic to put yourself in it because everybody’s
402
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got a point of view.
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And if the narrator
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is telling you stuff about the world,
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then you should probably know where the narrator’s
406
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coming from.
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Because if he’s going to be honest,
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then you don’t have to like him.
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You don’t have to like his point of view.
410
00:11:41,072 –> 00:11:42,552
But he’s not lying.
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He’s telling you how he sees things,
412
00:11:44,592 –> 00:11:44,832
right?
413
00:11:44,992 –> 00:11:46,112
Not like Jake Tapper.
414
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I didn’t fucking see anything.
415
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And then woo.
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Oh, you know what I mean?
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I got a book.
418
00:11:50,432 –> 00:11:53,712
I got a book on everything I didn’t tell you.
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00:11:53,712 –> 00:11:57,192
How do you interview 200 people in two months and they
420
00:11:57,192 –> 00:11:58,432
get the book out by May?
421
00:11:58,592 –> 00:12:00,592
You know, because let’s put it like this.
422
00:12:00,872 –> 00:12:01,472
Hi, Jake.
423
00:12:02,672 –> 00:12:05,312
You noticed after the debates that the guy wasn’t right.
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00:12:05,312 –> 00:12:06,512
You know what I did after the debates?
425
00:12:06,992 –> 00:12:10,632
I filed guardianship papers for Joe Biden in the District
426
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of Columbia.
427
00:12:11,512 –> 00:12:12,112
Yes, you did.
428
00:12:12,592 –> 00:12:13,072
I actually did.
429
00:12:13,472 –> 00:12:16,712
So I started in July and I was telling everybody.
430
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What were you going to do if they went through?
431
00:12:19,152 –> 00:12:20,432
You were like a dog chasing a car.
432
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I’m going to take care of the old man.
433
00:12:21,912 –> 00:12:23,832
Yeah, that would have been great.
434
00:12:23,952 –> 00:12:26,592
It couldn’t have been that bad if you put one of those
435
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toddler leashes on them.
436
00:12:28,432 –> 00:12:29,392
It’s not really much of A chore.
437
00:12:29,632 –> 00:12:30,632
I got a big yard.
438
00:12:32,672 –> 00:12:33,632
Biden could dig.
439
00:12:33,792 –> 00:12:36,872
Can’t be that hard to take care of.
440
00:12:37,152 –> 00:12:39,312
Just quoting 90s lyrics at this point,
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Joe Biden,
442
00:12:39,872 –> 00:12:40,872
like he’s totally gone.
443
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Yeah.
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00:12:41,912 –> 00:12:42,752
Get knocked down.
445
00:12:42,752 –> 00:12:43,632
I get up again.
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Come on, trouble woman,
447
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guys.
448
00:12:45,632 –> 00:12:45,952
You’re like,
449
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dude, he’s gone.
450
00:12:46,752 –> 00:12:47,232
Macarena.
451
00:12:47,872 –> 00:12:49,152
Fucking chair is swallowing me,
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man.
453
00:12:49,552 –> 00:12:50,752
Oh, do you want an extra pillow?
454
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I want a new chair and I want it now.
455
00:12:52,912 –> 00:12:54,032
You should try it.
456
00:12:54,032 –> 00:12:54,512
You know what?
457
00:12:54,512 –> 00:12:55,432
If you get them in here,
458
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we’re going to all thank you.
459
00:12:56,672 –> 00:12:57,472
We got a beaver.
460
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We do have a beaver right there for yourself.
461
00:13:02,512 –> 00:13:04,672
Yeah, we have to share that beaver.
462
00:13:05,032 –> 00:13:05,952
That’s the greatest beaver.
463
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They’re very comfy chairs,
464
00:13:07,232 –> 00:13:09,152
but they’re very hard to stay focused in.
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Oh, these are great.
466
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It’s, you know,
467
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it’s just,
468
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they can’t see my big one’s chest from the side.
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Oh, they can see my tits just fine,
470
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but that’s the way my camera’s placed.
471
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Yeah, I have a huge cock.
472
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Audience wouldn’t know it.
473
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No.
474
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You did ask for a cock cam,
475
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and we are,
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we’re sorry.
477
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Come on, Charlie.
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Cheers.
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It’s supplies for that.
480
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I want to talk a bit about this before we get into
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some…
482
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Well, actually,
483
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we should show that clip.
484
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Yes, I want to show this clip too,
485
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first.
486
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It’s you talking to Congressman,
487
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I always forget how to pronounce his name.
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It’s Sri Tandahar.
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Sri Tandahar.
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Where can I see the clip?
491
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Let’s play it right now.
492
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Where do you see it?
493
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We can’t.
494
00:13:48,672 –> 00:13:49,632
Your TV’s.
495
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See, this is a professional building we have here.
496
00:13:52,672 –> 00:13:54,992
Your TV’s dead because we’re the least important show
497
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here in their eyes.
498
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Not numbers wise,
499
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but in their eyes.
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I like that position right there at the bottom.
501
00:14:02,192 –> 00:14:03,472
You’re getting nailed with this one.
502
00:14:04,512 –> 00:14:05,152
The beagles.
503
00:14:05,232 –> 00:14:06,152
You abandoned the beagles,
504
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left them to die in their cages.
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00:14:07,992 –> 00:14:08,592
I love animals.
506
00:14:08,832 –> 00:14:09,472
See, look,
507
00:14:09,552 –> 00:14:10,432
I love animals.
508
00:14:10,752 –> 00:14:11,392
Yes, he does.
509
00:14:11,392 –> 00:14:13,592
He loves beagles to death.
510
00:14:14,912 –> 00:14:17,312
And if there’s anything in life that Detroit Congressman
511
00:14:17,312 –> 00:14:19,232
Sri Tandahar loves more than beagles,
512
00:14:19,712 –> 00:14:21,792
It’s impeaching Donald J.
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Trump.
514
00:14:22,752 –> 00:14:24,592
You want to impeach Trump again,
515
00:14:24,592 –> 00:14:25,272
and why is that?
516
00:14:25,472 –> 00:14:26,352
Third time’s the charm?
517
00:14:26,832 –> 00:14:27,392
Well, look,
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00:14:27,632 –> 00:14:30,432
he has done unconstitutional activities,
519
00:14:31,152 –> 00:14:31,792
broken the law.
520
00:14:31,792 –> 00:14:32,592
Give me a list.
521
00:14:32,832 –> 00:14:33,392
Well, look,
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he has deported people that,
523
00:14:36,912 –> 00:14:38,032
without due process.
524
00:14:38,672 –> 00:14:39,792
You mean Obrega Garcia?
525
00:14:40,272 –> 00:14:40,912
Yes, he has.
526
00:14:40,912 –> 00:14:42,272
He did get his process,
527
00:14:42,272 –> 00:14:42,432
though.
528
00:14:42,432 –> 00:14:44,032
He got adjudicated to be deported.
529
00:14:44,312 –> 00:14:44,552
Yeah, well,
530
00:14:44,552 –> 00:14:48,832
look, the Supreme Court asked him in a 9-0 decision
531
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to bring,
532
00:14:50,032 –> 00:14:51,512
facilitate bringing Mr.
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Garcia back.
534
00:14:52,912 –> 00:14:54,032
And he refused to do that.
535
00:14:54,232 –> 00:14:56,432
What if we brought him Garcia to Guantanamo?
536
00:14:56,432 –> 00:14:57,792
Would that satisfy you?
537
00:14:57,952 –> 00:14:58,352
Well, look,
538
00:14:58,752 –> 00:15:01,632
so he defied Supreme Court orders.
539
00:15:02,192 –> 00:15:04,832
Is this a fundraising stunt?
540
00:15:04,832 –> 00:15:07,152
Your campaign owes you
541
00:15:07,592 –> 00:15:08,352
$11 million.
542
00:15:09,392 –> 00:15:11,152
Why not just forgive the loan?
543
00:15:11,312 –> 00:15:13,072
Are you not worth the money?
544
00:15:13,072 –> 00:15:14,672
I always forgive the loan.
545
00:15:15,392 –> 00:15:17,552
That’s what happened when I ran for governor.
546
00:15:17,952 –> 00:15:21,312
And not a penny of my loan was paid by the campaign,
547
00:15:21,592 –> 00:15:22,432
and I forgave it.
548
00:15:22,872 –> 00:15:25,392
And that’s what it will end up happening.
549
00:15:25,632 –> 00:15:26,832
It will end up happening.
550
00:15:26,832 –> 00:15:28,032
Yeah, because it’s still on the books,
551
00:15:28,032 –> 00:15:28,112
though.
552
00:15:28,232 –> 00:15:28,832
Yeah, it looks,
553
00:15:28,992 –> 00:15:29,232
yeah.
554
00:15:29,392 –> 00:15:30,192
Little trivia.
555
00:15:31,352 –> 00:15:33,952
Where is the Hitsville Museum?
556
00:15:35,352 –> 00:15:36,032
Which museum?
557
00:15:36,512 –> 00:15:37,152
Hitsville.
558
00:15:37,552 –> 00:15:38,032
I don’t know.
559
00:15:39,352 –> 00:15:42,432
What are the five gross points cities?
560
00:15:43,152 –> 00:15:43,632
Well, look,
561
00:15:44,192 –> 00:15:47,232
I’m not here to answer a quiz.
562
00:15:47,512 –> 00:15:50,112
I’m here to say that I’m going to fight for the people
563
00:15:51,032 –> 00:15:51,632
of Detroit.
564
00:15:51,792 –> 00:15:55,312
I’m going to fight for my gross points and all of the
565
00:15:55,312 –> 00:15:57,392
gross points and all of Taylor and.
566
00:15:57,832 –> 00:15:58,672
Every course,
567
00:15:58,992 –> 00:16:01,792
every part of the 13th district.
568
00:16:01,872 –> 00:16:03,072
Can I just do this real quick?
569
00:16:03,312 –> 00:16:03,912
Grosse Pointe,
570
00:16:03,912 –> 00:16:04,792
Grosse Pointe Park,
571
00:16:04,792 –> 00:16:05,512
Grosse Pointe Woods,
572
00:16:05,512 –> 00:16:06,872
Grosse Pointe Farms,
573
00:16:06,872 –> 00:16:07,632
and Grosse Pointe Shores.
574
00:16:08,192 –> 00:16:09,432
You know, on your campaign filings,
575
00:16:09,432 –> 00:16:11,232
it says occupation.
576
00:16:12,112 –> 00:16:14,512
Yours says United States government.
577
00:16:15,072 –> 00:16:18,392
Aren’t you employed by the people of the United States?
578
00:16:18,392 –> 00:16:19,232
Yeah, I am.
579
00:16:19,272 –> 00:16:20,192
Okay, you fix that one.
580
00:16:20,272 –> 00:16:20,872
Okay, fine,
581
00:16:20,872 –> 00:16:22,112
you’re getting nailed with this one.
582
00:16:23,232 –> 00:16:23,872
The beagles,
583
00:16:23,872 –> 00:16:24,832
you abandoned the beagles,
584
00:16:24,832 –> 00:16:27,392
left them to die in their cages at your pharmaceutical
585
00:16:27,392 –> 00:16:27,832
technology.
586
00:16:27,832 –> 00:16:28,192
See, look,
587
00:16:28,192 –> 00:16:29,152
I love animals.
588
00:16:29,152 –> 00:16:30,672
My family loves animals.
589
00:16:30,992 –> 00:16:32,232
We have raised the beagles,
590
00:16:32,272 –> 00:16:32,712
Shiva.
591
00:16:34,112 –> 00:16:34,912
Those are all,
592
00:16:35,072 –> 00:16:36,792
you know,
593
00:16:36,832 –> 00:16:38,672
attacks, political attacks on me.
594
00:16:39,792 –> 00:16:40,592
I love animals.
595
00:16:40,592 –> 00:16:41,952
Is there an explanation real quick?
596
00:16:41,952 –> 00:16:44,872
I have been awarded by the Humane Society.
597
00:16:44,952 –> 00:16:48,832
They’ve given me two awards as the best legislator
598
00:16:49,152 –> 00:16:50,832
in protecting animal rights.
599
00:16:51,072 –> 00:16:52,152
So my record is good.
600
00:16:52,152 –> 00:16:57,352
Oh, no.
601
00:16:57,352 –> 00:16:58,112
Bring out the eagles.
602
00:17:00,268 –> 00:17:02,988
We believe that they have never been outside ever.
603
00:17:03,628 –> 00:17:06,348
I don’t think that they’ve actually had their paws
604
00:17:06,428 –> 00:17:07,148
on the grass.
605
00:17:07,388 –> 00:17:09,788
Yeah, I don’t know what all the problem is with it
606
00:17:09,788 –> 00:17:12,668
anyway, because those beagles were gonna die ’cause
607
00:17:12,668 –> 00:17:13,708
they’re getting tested anyway.
608
00:17:15,308 –> 00:17:16,428
Look, I love animals.
609
00:17:16,748 –> 00:17:17,468
I love animals.
610
00:17:17,548 –> 00:17:18,188
Vegetarian?
611
00:17:19,348 –> 00:17:19,868
Thank you so much.
612
00:17:19,988 –> 00:17:20,348
Thank you.
613
00:17:20,508 –> 00:17:20,828
Thank you,
614
00:17:20,828 –> 00:17:21,108
brother.
615
00:17:21,228 –> 00:17:21,588
This is good.
616
00:17:24,068 –> 00:17:26,588
A couple of the co-sponsors pulled their name off of
617
00:17:26,588 –> 00:17:27,708
the impeachment papers.
618
00:17:27,708 –> 00:17:28,068
Why is that?
619
00:17:28,068 –> 00:17:28,188
Yeah.
620
00:17:28,348 –> 00:17:29,548
Well, they have a right to do that.
621
00:17:29,548 –> 00:17:30,188
Of course they do.
622
00:17:30,188 –> 00:17:30,988
Well, why’d they do it?
623
00:17:31,388 –> 00:17:31,788
I don’t know.
624
00:17:31,868 –> 00:17:32,508
You had to ask them.
625
00:17:34,988 –> 00:17:35,308
See you.
626
00:17:35,348 –> 00:17:35,628
Thank you.
627
00:17:37,108 –> 00:17:38,508
It’s Congressman Sri Tandadar,
628
00:17:38,828 –> 00:17:40,428
13th Congressional District,
629
00:17:40,428 –> 00:17:44,828
here at the town hall meeting on the Trump impeachment
630
00:17:44,828 –> 00:17:45,548
process.
631
00:17:45,708 –> 00:17:48,108
Sure to be a barn burner here on this Mother’s Day
632
00:17:48,108 –> 00:17:48,548
weekend.
633
00:17:49,308 –> 00:17:49,908
Let’s go inside,
634
00:17:49,908 –> 00:17:50,108
shall we?
635
00:17:52,108 –> 00:17:53,708
Was it 27 people shot?
636
00:17:54,188 –> 00:17:55,148
Is that the crickets?
637
00:17:56,668 –> 00:17:58,268
You’re being that close to him,
638
00:17:58,268 –> 00:18:00,428
how much of the scenario in his face is real?
639
00:18:00,468 –> 00:18:02,428
And did his hair fall off at any time?
640
00:18:02,428 –> 00:18:03,548
Is that his hair?
641
00:18:04,188 –> 00:18:04,748
He’s got to blow away.
642
00:18:04,748 –> 00:18:05,628
Is that a beagle?
643
00:18:07,028 –> 00:18:07,548
That’s what he says.
644
00:18:07,548 –> 00:18:10,348
That’s why he’s trying to find the best beagle,
645
00:18:10,348 –> 00:18:12,308
toupee, like he’s fucking my daughter.
646
00:18:12,308 –> 00:18:12,828
I love that animal.
647
00:18:12,828 –> 00:18:14,588
It was made-up of little ears.
648
00:18:18,748 –> 00:18:20,028
I got to be honest with you,
649
00:18:20,028 –> 00:18:20,348
okay?
650
00:18:21,188 –> 00:18:22,868
When that’s happening and you’re like,
651
00:18:23,148 –> 00:18:24,188
how much of that was real?
652
00:18:25,468 –> 00:18:25,588
Yeah.
653
00:18:26,268 –> 00:18:27,148
I can’t see anything.
654
00:18:27,148 –> 00:18:28,428
Everything’s gone white,
655
00:18:28,428 –> 00:18:28,748
right?
656
00:18:28,828 –> 00:18:29,988
Because a rush is going on.
657
00:18:29,988 –> 00:18:30,948
I’m like, oh my God,
658
00:18:30,948 –> 00:18:32,268
this is fucking gold,
659
00:18:32,308 –> 00:18:32,508
dear.
660
00:18:34,668 –> 00:18:35,508
Just keep talking,
661
00:18:35,508 –> 00:18:35,628
bro.
662
00:18:36,348 –> 00:18:37,828
Dude, it’s so good though.
663
00:18:37,828 –> 00:18:39,548
Like the way that you just,
664
00:18:39,708 –> 00:18:40,828
he just, simple,
665
00:18:40,828 –> 00:18:42,028
can’t you just let them
666
00:18:42,908 –> 00:18:43,708
hang themselves.
667
00:18:43,708 –> 00:18:44,788
I mean, you’re basically saying,
668
00:18:44,788 –> 00:18:47,748
what are the cities in the county you represent?
669
00:18:47,748 –> 00:18:48,268
And he’s like,
670
00:18:48,268 –> 00:18:49,188
I love animals.
671
00:18:50,068 –> 00:18:50,308
You’re like,
672
00:18:50,308 –> 00:18:51,308
well, speaking of which,
673
00:18:51,548 –> 00:18:52,628
why did you kill so many?
674
00:18:52,628 –> 00:18:53,068
And he’s like,
675
00:18:53,068 –> 00:18:54,348
you have to ask the beagles.
676
00:18:54,508 –> 00:18:54,908
Well, you know,
677
00:18:54,908 –> 00:18:56,508
it’s not,
678
00:18:57,148 –> 00:18:58,068
it’s just the truth.
679
00:18:58,668 –> 00:18:59,268
So, but you know,
680
00:18:59,268 –> 00:18:59,708
when you go,
681
00:19:00,348 –> 00:19:02,188
I like there to be seriousness in it.
682
00:19:02,188 –> 00:19:04,348
Like, let me look up your campaign finance stuff,
683
00:19:04,668 –> 00:19:04,868
right?
684
00:19:04,868 –> 00:19:07,148
Let me, do,
685
00:19:07,748 –> 00:19:10,108
he spent $11 million trying to buy a seat.
686
00:19:10,988 –> 00:19:12,588
Okay, do you even know who you represent?
687
00:19:12,588 –> 00:19:13,388
You’re doing Trump.
688
00:19:13,708 –> 00:19:14,148
We’re like,
689
00:19:14,588 –> 00:19:16,588
he talks about Detroit.
690
00:19:16,908 –> 00:19:20,028
The east side of Detroit is one of the most poorest,
691
00:19:20,428 –> 00:19:23,548
most violent zip codes in the entire United States,
692
00:19:23,548 –> 00:19:24,588
which is saying something.
693
00:19:24,908 –> 00:19:25,868
What are you doing for him?
694
00:19:26,348 –> 00:19:26,828
Trump.
695
00:19:27,548 –> 00:19:27,788
Yeah.
696
00:19:27,788 –> 00:19:28,948
But we’re not looking for Trump.
697
00:19:29,548 –> 00:19:29,948
We’re looking,
698
00:19:30,028 –> 00:19:30,708
do something,
699
00:19:30,708 –> 00:19:30,988
man.
700
00:19:30,988 –> 00:19:31,148
Yeah.
701
00:19:31,308 –> 00:19:31,868
You don’t,
702
00:19:31,868 –> 00:19:32,268
you don’t,
703
00:19:32,748 –> 00:19:33,028
no.
704
00:19:33,748 –> 00:19:36,108
and the idea is you want to look locally to these people.
705
00:19:36,108 –> 00:19:37,868
That’s kind of who you want to vote for is the people
706
00:19:37,868 –> 00:19:39,868
that can actually make a change to your community.
707
00:19:40,108 –> 00:19:42,148
And then they just keep pointing at bad man,
708
00:19:42,148 –> 00:19:43,548
regardless of who that is.
709
00:19:43,788 –> 00:19:46,428
And that’s always been a way with Detroit mayors,
710
00:19:46,428 –> 00:19:46,788
I think.
711
00:19:46,788 –> 00:19:49,468
Detroit mayors and also congressmen,
712
00:19:49,948 –> 00:19:50,748
governors,
713
00:19:51,148 –> 00:19:51,628
everybody.
714
00:19:51,628 –> 00:19:52,588
Like you went to,
715
00:19:52,828 –> 00:19:55,308
how long ago was it that you went to see how many
716
00:19:55,308 –> 00:19:57,788
people were at home from COVID at the state capitol?
717
00:19:58,748 –> 00:19:59,548
not too long ago.
718
00:19:59,708 –> 00:20:02,428
and you found pretty much no one there and you were
719
00:20:02,428 –> 00:20:03,868
walking around smoking.
720
00:20:06,268 –> 00:20:08,428
Yeah, you’re sleeping in the gallery,
721
00:20:08,508 –> 00:20:11,468
you know what I mean?
722
00:20:11,828 –> 00:20:13,068
Going through the refrigerator,
723
00:20:13,068 –> 00:20:16,908
the chief of staff or the speaker’s staff room,
724
00:20:16,908 –> 00:20:18,028
like, wow.
725
00:20:18,348 –> 00:20:21,948
Yeah, you’re five years away from the pandemic and
726
00:20:21,948 –> 00:20:23,308
there’s no one in there.
727
00:20:23,428 –> 00:20:24,148
And you’re just,
728
00:20:24,148 –> 00:20:26,108
and you even ask security something and he’s like.
729
00:20:26,108 –> 00:20:29,068
Security of the Department of Management,
730
00:20:29,068 –> 00:20:30,508
Budget and Technology.
731
00:20:31,108 –> 00:20:34,428
And he calls up and the phone’s broken.
732
00:20:35,188 –> 00:20:39,068
We’re the director of management budget and technology.
733
00:20:39,268 –> 00:20:39,628
And I’m like,
734
00:20:39,628 –> 00:20:41,028
there’s nobody in this fucking town.
735
00:20:41,028 –> 00:20:42,188
And we walk out and I’m like,
736
00:20:43,068 –> 00:20:44,108
there’s the mortuary.
737
00:20:45,668 –> 00:20:46,268
They’re working.
738
00:20:46,588 –> 00:20:47,228
I went in and I go,
739
00:20:47,508 –> 00:20:49,708
hey man, why is this town so dead?
740
00:20:51,068 –> 00:20:52,348
The mortuary and he goes,
741
00:20:52,668 –> 00:20:54,908
because nobody’s coming to work and cut.
742
00:20:55,068 –> 00:20:55,308
Yep.
743
00:20:55,468 –> 00:20:55,548
Wow.
744
00:20:58,268 –> 00:21:00,828
and we had our lovely governor put sick people in with
745
00:21:00,828 –> 00:21:01,188
old people,
746
00:21:01,188 –> 00:21:02,268
but that’s not important.
747
00:21:02,268 –> 00:21:03,428
Don’t ask questions about that.
748
00:21:03,468 –> 00:21:04,708
I can go on about that.
749
00:21:04,748 –> 00:21:06,548
Oh, I think people don’t believe it,
750
00:21:06,548 –> 00:21:08,428
but there’s just all this proof to it.
751
00:21:08,468 –> 00:21:09,868
And her husband taking out a boat,
752
00:21:09,868 –> 00:21:10,188
right?
753
00:21:10,748 –> 00:21:12,108
Oh yeah, that was hilarious.
754
00:21:12,988 –> 00:21:15,668
Yeah, there’s a well and faking a kidnapping.
755
00:21:15,668 –> 00:21:16,828
There’s a whole bunch of stuff.
756
00:21:17,508 –> 00:21:18,428
There’s a lot of stuff there.
757
00:21:18,828 –> 00:21:20,348
I had to sue her,
758
00:21:21,148 –> 00:21:21,868
the governor.
759
00:21:22,348 –> 00:21:22,668
Yeah.
760
00:21:24,348 –> 00:21:27,308
how Cuomo got rung up for the faking the data,
761
00:21:27,308 –> 00:21:28,548
the nursing home deaths and stuff.
762
00:21:28,908 –> 00:21:29,788
I said, well,
763
00:21:29,788 –> 00:21:31,148
you follow what Cuomo did.
764
00:21:31,188 –> 00:21:32,908
And Newsom followed what Cuomo did.
765
00:21:33,228 –> 00:21:36,108
And Harry Balls over there in Minneapolis.
766
00:21:36,748 –> 00:21:37,548
Oh, Tim Walls.
767
00:21:37,668 –> 00:21:38,588
And Harry Balls.
768
00:21:38,748 –> 00:21:40,348
Yeah, very straight man.
769
00:21:41,068 –> 00:21:42,828
Very heterosexual Tim Walls.
770
00:21:43,388 –> 00:21:44,588
Jersey in Pennsylvania.
771
00:21:44,988 –> 00:21:45,308
And
772
00:21:45,948 –> 00:21:48,828
Now, Cuomo’s got a criminal investigation.
773
00:21:48,828 –> 00:21:49,548
What about Whitmer?
774
00:21:49,548 –> 00:21:51,508
So I sued for the COVID data.
775
00:21:51,508 –> 00:21:52,508
Here’s what I got back.
776
00:21:52,508 –> 00:21:53,068
I had to go,
777
00:21:53,388 –> 00:21:54,268
I had to go to court.
778
00:21:54,828 –> 00:21:55,868
They didn’t have any data.
779
00:21:56,828 –> 00:21:58,348
They weren’t keeping the data.
780
00:21:58,588 –> 00:22:00,988
They co-mingled the old people,
781
00:22:01,708 –> 00:22:04,908
sick and not sick in the same buildings through the
782
00:22:04,908 –> 00:22:05,788
whole pandemic.
783
00:22:06,428 –> 00:22:07,788
So our numbers are worse than Detroit,
784
00:22:07,788 –> 00:22:08,828
but they never kept them.
785
00:22:09,148 –> 00:22:09,548
Jesus.
786
00:22:09,548 –> 00:22:10,668
Now remember what they did,
787
00:22:10,668 –> 00:22:11,148
folks.
788
00:22:12,508 –> 00:22:14,188
They shut down our lives.
789
00:22:14,508 –> 00:22:17,628
My kid was going from 8th grade to 9th grade.
790
00:22:17,628 –> 00:22:18,708
Mine was in kindergarten now.
791
00:22:18,708 –> 00:22:19,068
Okay.
792
00:22:19,468 –> 00:22:20,268
For a girl,
793
00:22:20,428 –> 00:22:22,428
8th grade and 9th grade is huge,
794
00:22:22,668 –> 00:22:23,068
right?
795
00:22:23,468 –> 00:22:24,628
Stuck screens in her face.
796
00:22:24,628 –> 00:22:26,508
Say you got to stay here for two years.
797
00:22:26,588 –> 00:22:27,148
Why?
798
00:22:27,388 –> 00:22:29,068
Because it’s not killing kids.
799
00:22:29,228 –> 00:22:31,828
Well, you could give it to grandma or close your business
800
00:22:31,828 –> 00:22:33,068
because you could give it to grandma,
801
00:22:33,468 –> 00:22:33,708
right?
802
00:22:33,948 –> 00:22:35,868
Or forget your life because of grandma.
803
00:22:36,108 –> 00:22:36,588
Okay.
804
00:22:36,908 –> 00:22:37,628
So we did it.
805
00:22:37,788 –> 00:22:38,908
You guys remember we did it.
806
00:22:39,308 –> 00:22:39,628
Oh yeah.
807
00:22:39,628 –> 00:22:40,348
Willingly.
808
00:22:40,908 –> 00:22:41,308
Okay.
809
00:22:42,468 –> 00:22:43,468
So what did we do in Michigan?
810
00:22:43,468 –> 00:22:45,028
We closed it all down to protect grandma.
811
00:22:45,028 –> 00:22:47,388
And then we took sick grandma and put her in the same
812
00:22:47,388 –> 00:22:50,188
building with healthy grandma.
813
00:22:50,428 –> 00:22:53,028
And a shower curtain dividing it was supposed to protect
814
00:22:53,028 –> 00:22:53,228
them.
815
00:22:53,308 –> 00:22:54,468
Yep, fuck off.
816
00:22:54,468 –> 00:22:56,348
And there were also things on the ground that said
817
00:22:56,348 –> 00:22:57,628
6 feet, please.
818
00:22:57,868 –> 00:22:58,228
So I mean,
819
00:22:58,228 –> 00:22:59,468
that’s going to keep you healthy.
820
00:22:59,708 –> 00:23:00,988
And we found out that was a lie.
821
00:23:01,068 –> 00:23:01,308
Yep.
822
00:23:01,708 –> 00:23:05,148
That’s not an invisible barrier between you and sickness.
823
00:23:05,228 –> 00:23:05,988
Shower curtains,
824
00:23:05,988 –> 00:23:06,428
it turns out,
825
00:23:06,428 –> 00:23:07,148
don’t even help.
826
00:23:07,788 –> 00:23:09,068
But yeah, that’s the truth.
827
00:23:09,068 –> 00:23:11,628
It’s like we did this and then now
828
00:23:12,428 –> 00:23:13,308
What’s his name?
829
00:23:13,628 –> 00:23:14,428
The devil.
830
00:23:15,228 –> 00:23:15,908
Gavin Newton.
831
00:23:15,908 –> 00:23:16,108
No.
832
00:23:16,108 –> 00:23:16,588
Fauci.
833
00:23:16,748 –> 00:23:17,028
Oh, okay.
834
00:23:17,068 –> 00:23:18,508
I thought it was Nick Saban.
835
00:23:18,508 –> 00:23:20,108
Oh, that’s fair.
836
00:23:20,588 –> 00:23:22,148
I was going to say Harold Balls.
837
00:23:24,668 –> 00:23:28,028
But what he did was he came out now and has admitted
838
00:23:28,028 –> 00:23:29,308
that everything was a lie.
839
00:23:29,388 –> 00:23:31,628
And of course it came from the Wuhan lab being,
840
00:23:31,708 –> 00:23:32,108
you know,
841
00:23:32,508 –> 00:23:34,028
the COVID-19 lab.
842
00:23:34,428 –> 00:23:36,868
And everything that they said was a line made-up in
843
00:23:36,868 –> 00:23:39,148
a conspiracy where they were going after doctors and
844
00:23:39,148 –> 00:23:41,708
going after people saying this should be herd immunity.
845
00:23:41,708 –> 00:23:43,388
This is odd that we’re behaving like this.
846
00:23:43,628 –> 00:23:47,788
I was in New York and I had COVID long before we knew
847
00:23:47,788 –> 00:23:48,508
what it was.
848
00:23:48,588 –> 00:23:50,188
It was just a different sickness.
849
00:23:50,588 –> 00:23:52,588
So now we’re protecting people from something.
850
00:23:52,588 –> 00:23:53,628
It’s not Ebola.
851
00:23:53,628 –> 00:23:54,748
It’s not this virals.
852
00:23:54,988 –> 00:23:56,188
None of it made sense.
853
00:23:56,188 –> 00:23:57,308
And I’m A germaphobe,
854
00:23:57,548 –> 00:23:59,308
but none of it made sense from day one.
855
00:23:59,308 –> 00:24:01,068
So I traveled the whole time.
856
00:24:01,068 –> 00:24:01,868
Flew in planes,
857
00:24:02,028 –> 00:24:03,788
went and performed where they let me perform,
858
00:24:03,988 –> 00:24:05,468
when none of it added up.
859
00:24:05,548 –> 00:24:07,308
And it was cleaner than it had ever been.
860
00:24:07,548 –> 00:24:09,028
Well, it was simple from the beginning,
861
00:24:09,028 –> 00:24:09,548
right?
862
00:24:10,668 –> 00:24:11,548
You guys are in Texas.
863
00:24:11,548 –> 00:24:12,348
You live in houses?
864
00:24:13,588 –> 00:24:14,268
Absolutely not.
865
00:24:14,588 –> 00:24:14,988
Apartment,
866
00:24:14,988 –> 00:24:15,988
but a house in Detroit.
867
00:24:16,028 –> 00:24:16,708
Okay, but you know,
868
00:24:16,708 –> 00:24:19,548
I live in a house and it was dark.
869
00:24:20,348 –> 00:24:21,948
March day.
870
00:24:22,468 –> 00:24:23,308
Look out the window.
871
00:24:24,828 –> 00:24:25,548
Oh, fuck.
872
00:24:26,228 –> 00:24:29,868
Dave, Dave the garbage man doesn’t have any gloves
873
00:24:29,868 –> 00:24:30,268
on.
874
00:24:30,588 –> 00:24:31,388
Yeah, it’s outside like,
875
00:24:33,948 –> 00:24:35,708
Dave, you’re like in the window like a house cat.
876
00:24:35,948 –> 00:24:36,148
Yeah.
877
00:24:37,628 –> 00:24:38,068
Dave’s gonna die.
878
00:24:38,828 –> 00:24:40,348
Dave’s gonna die.
879
00:24:40,908 –> 00:24:42,348
Oh, fuck, Dave’s got kids.
880
00:24:42,508 –> 00:24:43,708
His name really is Dave.
881
00:24:44,668 –> 00:24:45,708
I ran some gloves out.
882
00:24:45,748 –> 00:24:46,348
Side hustle.
883
00:24:46,428 –> 00:24:46,748
You know.
884
00:24:48,068 –> 00:24:50,028
And then like 2 weeks later,
885
00:24:52,828 –> 00:24:53,868
Dave’s not dead.
886
00:24:54,668 –> 00:24:55,628
Dave’s not dead.
887
00:24:56,508 –> 00:24:58,508
That’s what you do.
888
00:24:58,508 –> 00:24:59,428
It’s safe to go out.
889
00:24:59,468 –> 00:25:00,268
Dave’s not dead.
890
00:25:00,268 –> 00:25:02,428
He was handling your diapers and shit.
891
00:25:02,428 –> 00:25:02,588
Yeah.
892
00:25:02,828 –> 00:25:04,428
I want to know Dave’s perspective though,
893
00:25:04,428 –> 00:25:05,508
when he’s like taking the,
894
00:25:05,508 –> 00:25:06,908
he’s like looking in and he’s like,
895
00:25:06,908 –> 00:25:08,748
is there a fucking human house cat?
896
00:25:09,508 –> 00:25:10,828
They’re watching me every day.
897
00:25:10,908 –> 00:25:13,948
How many people did the house cats did Dave’s on a
898
00:25:13,948 –> 00:25:14,588
podcast?
899
00:25:14,588 –> 00:25:15,828
Dave’s on a podcast right now.
900
00:25:15,828 –> 00:25:16,188
I mean, like,
901
00:25:16,188 –> 00:25:18,348
people were fucking crazy at that time.
902
00:25:18,348 –> 00:25:19,468
I didn’t even wear gloves.
903
00:25:19,468 –> 00:25:21,028
The trash was the cleanest it had ever been.
904
00:25:21,028 –> 00:25:22,748
The whole thing was filled with alcohol swabs.
905
00:25:23,708 –> 00:25:25,228
Poor fucking Amazon guys.
906
00:25:25,308 –> 00:25:25,628
Let’s clean.
907
00:25:26,008 –> 00:25:27,848
You guys, if you lived in a neighborhood,
908
00:25:27,848 –> 00:25:28,968
the Amazon guy.
909
00:25:30,088 –> 00:25:31,368
People were getting those checks,
910
00:25:31,368 –> 00:25:31,688
right?
911
00:25:32,088 –> 00:25:32,888
They’re going to die,
912
00:25:32,888 –> 00:25:34,608
but the guy needs his trampoline.
913
00:25:34,608 –> 00:25:36,928
And he needs it now.
914
00:25:37,128 –> 00:25:37,848
Peloton.
915
00:25:39,888 –> 00:25:42,808
He’s jumping on a trampoline depressed during COVID
916
00:25:42,928 –> 00:25:43,688
by yourself.
917
00:25:46,768 –> 00:25:47,488
Essential workers.
918
00:25:47,488 –> 00:25:48,448
Essential workers.
919
00:25:48,448 –> 00:25:49,808
Yeah, which then they came by and they were like,
920
00:25:49,808 –> 00:25:50,648
you can’t do that.
921
00:25:50,648 –> 00:25:52,408
You can’t do that or work on your home.
922
00:25:52,688 –> 00:25:53,448
That was an actual thing.
923
00:25:53,448 –> 00:25:54,328
Do you remember that?
924
00:25:54,568 –> 00:25:54,728
Yeah.
925
00:25:54,808 –> 00:25:56,208
You can’t work on your home.
926
00:25:56,208 –> 00:25:58,048
You can’t go outside and plant flowers.
927
00:25:58,048 –> 00:25:59,008
That’s what they tried to do,
928
00:25:59,008 –> 00:26:00,008
at least in Michigan.
929
00:26:00,048 –> 00:26:00,808
No seeds.
930
00:26:00,888 –> 00:26:01,928
Oh, they wouldn’t have tried that here.
931
00:26:02,168 –> 00:26:03,368
They wouldn’t have said that shit here.
932
00:26:03,688 –> 00:26:04,968
People would have got pissed.
933
00:26:05,128 –> 00:26:06,488
Well, that’s why everybody figured it out.
934
00:26:06,488 –> 00:26:07,688
Like Texas is cooler.
935
00:26:07,928 –> 00:26:08,448
Oh, by the way,
936
00:26:08,448 –> 00:26:09,928
the cigarettes are under 6 bucks.
937
00:26:10,128 –> 00:26:10,968
This is awesome.
938
00:26:10,968 –> 00:26:11,128
Yeah.
939
00:26:11,368 –> 00:26:11,808
I’ll tell you,
940
00:26:11,808 –> 00:26:12,128
I’ll tell you,
941
00:26:12,128 –> 00:26:13,208
they all moved here.
942
00:26:13,528 –> 00:26:14,888
That’s what happened then.
943
00:26:15,088 –> 00:26:16,088
Fuck this place up.
944
00:26:17,088 –> 00:26:17,448
Do it.
945
00:26:17,848 –> 00:26:18,608
Oh, and then,
946
00:26:18,608 –> 00:26:20,168
yeah, it’s like you can’t paint your siding.
947
00:26:20,168 –> 00:26:20,488
It’s like,
948
00:26:20,488 –> 00:26:22,328
are we still talking about a cold?
949
00:26:22,328 –> 00:26:23,768
Is this the same topic?
950
00:26:24,328 –> 00:26:26,808
Yeah, like traveling,
951
00:26:27,048 –> 00:26:28,168
getting outside,
952
00:26:28,168 –> 00:26:28,728
just drive.
953
00:26:28,728 –> 00:26:29,928
I saw somebody,
954
00:26:30,168 –> 00:26:33,608
no shit, yesterday in their car with the mask on.
955
00:26:33,688 –> 00:26:34,648
In Texas still.
956
00:26:34,808 –> 00:26:35,808
It’s broke people,
957
00:26:35,808 –> 00:26:35,928
man.
958
00:26:35,928 –> 00:26:36,888
It’s PTSD.
959
00:26:37,128 –> 00:26:37,528
Yeah, they did.
960
00:26:37,528 –> 00:26:38,208
It broke people.
961
00:26:38,368 –> 00:26:38,808
It did.
962
00:26:38,968 –> 00:26:39,448
It did.
963
00:26:39,928 –> 00:26:42,408
You know what I did to,
964
00:26:42,408 –> 00:26:45,208
the nursing homes and the transmission rates and,
965
00:26:47,608 –> 00:26:50,448
CDC’s transmission protocols.
966
00:26:50,448 –> 00:26:50,888
And I’m like,
967
00:26:51,008 –> 00:26:51,648
okay, all right,
968
00:26:51,648 –> 00:26:52,328
motherfucker.
969
00:26:53,288 –> 00:26:56,408
Who, how can I get in these nursing homes and I get
970
00:26:56,408 –> 00:26:59,528
in touch with the corpulent corpse collector?
971
00:27:00,408 –> 00:27:02,008
He’s the guy that wears the suit.
972
00:27:02,568 –> 00:27:04,168
Brings the death van.
973
00:27:04,168 –> 00:27:05,088
Very nice van.
974
00:27:05,088 –> 00:27:06,328
It’s company now.
975
00:27:06,568 –> 00:27:08,248
So he’s got to go to the hospitals and pick up the
976
00:27:08,248 –> 00:27:08,408
dead.
977
00:27:08,408 –> 00:27:09,528
He’s got to go to the nursing home.
978
00:27:09,688 –> 00:27:11,168
He got to take him to the crematorium.
979
00:27:11,448 –> 00:27:12,568
So I went out with this guy.
980
00:27:13,608 –> 00:27:14,208
You know what I mean?
981
00:27:14,208 –> 00:27:15,368
And what was that?
982
00:27:15,648 –> 00:27:16,248
was like, man,
983
00:27:16,248 –> 00:27:16,728
you could have.
984
00:27:17,288 –> 00:27:20,848
First one we stopped at was like a ranch house in Novi.
985
00:27:20,848 –> 00:27:22,968
That’s Western Detroit area.
986
00:27:23,688 –> 00:27:25,768
And he had died.
987
00:27:26,408 –> 00:27:27,128
Just died.
988
00:27:28,888 –> 00:27:29,768
lost his mind.
989
00:27:29,888 –> 00:27:30,888
He was naked.
990
00:27:30,888 –> 00:27:31,528
I just remember,
991
00:27:31,528 –> 00:27:32,808
is this little guy naked,
992
00:27:32,808 –> 00:27:35,288
like, his mouth’s open,
993
00:27:35,288 –> 00:27:37,848
and I just remember that.
994
00:27:38,008 –> 00:27:39,368
The sexiest thing I’ve ever heard going on.
995
00:27:39,368 –> 00:27:39,768
What do you say?
996
00:27:39,768 –> 00:27:41,368
Are you sure this wasn’t Gene Hackman’s house?
997
00:27:42,648 –> 00:27:43,688
There wasn’t a dog eating him.
998
00:27:43,688 –> 00:27:44,328
A few months ago.
999
00:27:44,408 –> 00:27:44,568
Sorry.
1000
00:27:45,528 –> 00:27:47,688
Rat droppings coming out of his mouth.
1001
00:27:48,008 –> 00:27:49,088
There wasn’t a,
1002
00:27:49,088 –> 00:27:50,448
what are the odds of that?
1003
00:27:50,888 –> 00:27:54,328
It wasn’t an Asian woman face down 6 feet away from
1004
00:27:54,328 –> 00:27:54,448
her.
1005
00:27:54,448 –> 00:27:55,368
Yeah, but she died first,
1006
00:27:55,368 –> 00:27:55,768
I assume,
1007
00:27:55,768 –> 00:27:56,688
from the rat droppings,
1008
00:27:56,688 –> 00:27:56,808
right?
1009
00:27:56,808 –> 00:27:57,768
I think that’s what it was.
1010
00:27:57,768 –> 00:27:58,968
Yeah, from the antivirus.
1011
00:27:59,128 –> 00:28:00,768
Yeah, and then he couldn’t take care of him.
1012
00:28:00,808 –> 00:28:02,128
That’s why she was taking care of him.
1013
00:28:02,408 –> 00:28:04,408
So he was walking around like Joe Biden,
1014
00:28:04,488 –> 00:28:05,448
didn’t know where to go and go,
1015
00:28:05,688 –> 00:28:07,368
fuck it, I’m just going to die a couple weeks.
1016
00:28:08,168 –> 00:28:10,328
Yeah, if Jill Biden was an Asian dead woman,
1017
00:28:10,328 –> 00:28:11,848
we would have not seen a lot of Joe.
1018
00:28:11,928 –> 00:28:13,368
That book’s coming out next week.
1019
00:28:13,848 –> 00:28:16,688
I talked to 200 people and that was Jake Tapper part
1020
00:28:16,848 –> 00:28:17,048
2.
1021
00:28:17,528 –> 00:28:18,888
Somebody give me a poke bowl.
1022
00:28:19,128 –> 00:28:19,248
Yeah.
1023
00:28:20,768 –> 00:28:21,288
I’m hungry.
1024
00:28:21,368 –> 00:28:21,928
I don’t know.
1025
00:28:22,168 –> 00:28:23,448
Why is there nobody outside?
1026
00:28:23,448 –> 00:28:24,488
The second cover up.
1027
00:28:24,488 –> 00:28:26,248
Anybody know how to make bang bang sauce?
1028
00:28:27,528 –> 00:28:28,168
Orange chicken?
1029
00:28:28,728 –> 00:28:28,968
All right.
1030
00:28:29,208 –> 00:28:31,368
Come on, I’m sure you’re speaking to everyone right
1031
00:28:31,368 –> 00:28:32,568
now, but there’s nobody here.
1032
00:28:32,968 –> 00:28:34,248
This is a presidential address.
1033
00:28:34,248 –> 00:28:35,368
Sure, this is a debate.
1034
00:28:36,328 –> 00:28:38,168
Send me a recipe for bang bang sauce.
1035
00:28:39,928 –> 00:28:41,048
I thought you said bang bang.
1036
00:28:41,048 –> 00:28:42,568
Wait a minute.
1037
00:28:43,128 –> 00:28:43,968
So you found,
1038
00:28:43,968 –> 00:28:44,888
so there’s a dead guy,
1039
00:28:44,888 –> 00:28:46,328
did they market COVID?
1040
00:28:47,208 –> 00:28:48,608
I don’t know.
1041
00:28:48,608 –> 00:28:49,288
Okay.
1042
00:28:49,608 –> 00:28:51,288
But then the next guy we went to got him out of the
1043
00:28:51,288 –> 00:28:52,248
nursing, then I saw,
1044
00:28:52,248 –> 00:28:55,608
oh, this is shower curtains and bullshit and the nurses
1045
00:28:55,608 –> 00:28:56,728
are going back and forth.
1046
00:28:57,248 –> 00:28:59,048
I had to get the guy’s feet.
1047
00:28:59,368 –> 00:28:59,608
Yeah.
1048
00:28:59,608 –> 00:29:04,888
It was amazing because he had turned like 85 or 89
1049
00:29:04,888 –> 00:29:07,208
or something because his great-grandchildren,
1050
00:29:07,368 –> 00:29:08,328
the stuff was taped there,
1051
00:29:08,328 –> 00:29:09,288
but they couldn’t see him.
1052
00:29:09,288 –> 00:29:09,768
He probably,
1053
00:29:10,968 –> 00:29:12,688
I had a loneliness and I had to get the feet.
1054
00:29:12,688 –> 00:29:13,328
That was the job.
1055
00:29:13,328 –> 00:29:17,368
I would get the feet and he would get the front and
1056
00:29:17,368 –> 00:29:18,128
tag in his toe.
1057
00:29:18,128 –> 00:29:19,528
And I just remember the toe just,
1058
00:29:20,088 –> 00:29:20,488
you know,
1059
00:29:20,488 –> 00:29:20,728
like.
1060
00:29:20,968 –> 00:29:22,208
Yeah, they clawed out.
1061
00:29:22,208 –> 00:29:23,088
And Peyton is just,
1062
00:29:23,288 –> 00:29:23,488
yeah.
1063
00:29:23,488 –> 00:29:24,728
Is it just rigor mortis?
1064
00:29:25,688 –> 00:29:26,328
Well, rigor.
1065
00:29:27,168 –> 00:29:28,568
I think it was going to a rock show.
1066
00:29:29,608 –> 00:29:30,808
Maybe froze in time.
1067
00:29:30,968 –> 00:29:31,208
Yeah.
1068
00:29:31,328 –> 00:29:32,288
It hurts and he froze.
1069
00:29:32,288 –> 00:29:32,688
I don’t know.
1070
00:29:32,688 –> 00:29:35,448
But it looked like the shocker is what Dave’s asking.
1071
00:29:36,248 –> 00:29:36,568
Yeah.
1072
00:29:37,528 –> 00:29:38,568
the prostitute.
1073
00:29:39,368 –> 00:29:41,848
But this guy’s really overweight in his black suit
1074
00:29:41,848 –> 00:29:44,968
and then we take take the corpse to the small pod
1075
00:29:44,968 –> 00:29:46,888
like Brown’s Brown’s Town,
1076
00:29:47,488 –> 00:29:48,048
where the
1077
00:29:50,128 –> 00:29:51,688
What do you call the place where you take bodies?
1078
00:29:52,088 –> 00:29:52,648
Crematorium?
1079
00:29:52,808 –> 00:29:53,928
Is it a mortuary?
1080
00:29:54,328 –> 00:29:56,408
Is it a morgue or mortuary?
1081
00:29:56,488 –> 00:29:57,608
The funeral home.
1082
00:29:57,848 –> 00:29:58,928
Oh, the funeral home,
1083
00:29:58,928 –> 00:29:59,368
yeah.
1084
00:29:59,488 –> 00:30:01,088
And they keep the key under the mat and it’s like,
1085
00:30:01,128 –> 00:30:01,528
you know,
1086
00:30:02,328 –> 00:30:02,888
clamp its,
1087
00:30:02,888 –> 00:30:03,808
live out there and stuff.
1088
00:30:04,008 –> 00:30:04,288
Okay.
1089
00:30:04,688 –> 00:30:06,848
And he puts them in a nice state of repose and then
1090
00:30:06,848 –> 00:30:08,928
we leave and then he’s smoke,
1091
00:30:08,928 –> 00:30:09,528
overweight,
1092
00:30:09,528 –> 00:30:10,808
smoke and handling bodies.
1093
00:30:10,808 –> 00:30:13,208
That’s exactly how Joe Rogan
1094
00:30:15,208 –> 00:30:15,848
Yes, exactly,
1095
00:30:15,848 –> 00:30:16,008
yes.
1096
00:30:16,048 –> 00:30:17,208
Like smoke a cigar,
1097
00:30:17,208 –> 00:30:18,168
handle bodies,
1098
00:30:18,248 –> 00:30:18,848
you know what I mean?
1099
00:30:18,848 –> 00:30:20,008
Yeah, So this guy.
1100
00:30:20,088 –> 00:30:21,128
Eat whatever you want.
1101
00:30:21,288 –> 00:30:24,768
He’s been walking in COVID all day and the cigar falls
1102
00:30:24,768 –> 00:30:26,088
on the floorboard.
1103
00:30:26,768 –> 00:30:28,208
And it’s sitting there and he puts in his mouth,
1104
00:30:28,208 –> 00:30:28,768
I go, dude,
1105
00:30:28,768 –> 00:30:30,248
he’s got COVID all over.
1106
00:30:30,248 –> 00:30:31,208
He goes, five-second rule.
1107
00:30:33,808 –> 00:30:37,608
That is as much thought was put into the six-foot five-second
1108
00:30:37,608 –> 00:30:37,848
rule.
1109
00:30:38,488 –> 00:30:39,288
and that’s like,
1110
00:30:39,528 –> 00:30:41,848
you’re saying bullshit in real time.
1111
00:30:42,208 –> 00:30:42,328
Yeah.
1112
00:30:42,568 –> 00:30:43,048
You’re just like,
1113
00:30:43,048 –> 00:30:43,688
oh, this isn’t,
1114
00:30:43,688 –> 00:30:44,928
if this isn’t killing you,
1115
00:30:44,928 –> 00:30:46,808
what are we doing?
1116
00:30:47,128 –> 00:30:48,328
That’s was my thought.
1117
00:30:48,328 –> 00:30:49,128
And again,
1118
00:30:49,608 –> 00:30:51,288
I never fought the stuff.
1119
00:30:51,608 –> 00:30:52,968
You know, I’d do your 6 feet.
1120
00:30:53,448 –> 00:30:54,288
You know what I mean?
1121
00:30:54,288 –> 00:30:58,088
I’d do it for my fellow man who’s totally lost it,
1122
00:30:59,448 –> 00:31:02,248
but I want to be a leader and not a dick about it.
1123
00:31:02,408 –> 00:31:03,048
You know what I mean?
1124
00:31:03,328 –> 00:31:05,168
So I’m in the airport with the mask on,
1125
00:31:05,168 –> 00:31:07,368
knowing the masks don’t work.
1126
00:31:08,088 –> 00:31:10,728
A lot of the venues that we were working with during
1127
00:31:10,728 –> 00:31:13,368
that time when we would do outdoor shows just to keep
1128
00:31:13,368 –> 00:31:14,008
our living,
1129
00:31:14,568 –> 00:31:16,048
I ran into the same thing where it was like,
1130
00:31:16,048 –> 00:31:18,248
just do it because the people at the venues,
1131
00:31:18,248 –> 00:31:20,288
they were getting pressured by government officials
1132
00:31:20,288 –> 00:31:21,288
where they were going to get fined.
1133
00:31:21,568 –> 00:31:23,008
So everybody at the venues we were working,
1134
00:31:23,008 –> 00:31:24,728
let’s say it’s a brewery or a club or wherever,
1135
00:31:25,128 –> 00:31:25,448
you know,
1136
00:31:25,448 –> 00:31:26,088
they were like,
1137
00:31:26,248 –> 00:31:27,448
this fucking sucks.
1138
00:31:27,848 –> 00:31:28,808
And this is bullshit.
1139
00:31:29,088 –> 00:31:30,328
but can you guys work with us?
1140
00:31:30,408 –> 00:31:32,088
So it was the same kind of thing where it’s like,
1141
00:31:32,088 –> 00:31:32,888
we’re just going to do it.
1142
00:31:33,208 –> 00:31:34,648
So there was that perspective out there too,
1143
00:31:34,648 –> 00:31:35,128
where it’s like,
1144
00:31:35,208 –> 00:31:36,608
I feel like everybody was like,
1145
00:31:36,608 –> 00:31:37,848
this is dumb.
1146
00:31:38,408 –> 00:31:40,488
A lot of people were still doing it because yeah,
1147
00:31:40,488 –> 00:31:44,008
some people were financially punished for it.
1148
00:31:44,088 –> 00:31:46,088
Well, my friend who owns a bar in Detroit.
1149
00:31:46,088 –> 00:31:46,968
It’s easy though,
1150
00:31:46,968 –> 00:31:50,008
I think, like be in these clubs and then the people
1151
00:31:50,008 –> 00:31:50,888
tell you that and it’s like,
1152
00:31:50,888 –> 00:31:51,528
fuck you.
1153
00:31:51,528 –> 00:31:51,928
But it’s like,
1154
00:31:51,928 –> 00:31:52,728
they were like,
1155
00:31:52,808 –> 00:31:53,448
dude, I’m with you.
1156
00:31:54,088 –> 00:31:56,328
I have the exact same belief as you do.
1157
00:31:56,888 –> 00:31:59,688
but they’re going to fuck me and let’s so like just
1158
00:31:59,688 –> 00:32:02,768
let’s just smile and do it because what else are we
1159
00:32:02,768 –> 00:32:03,128
going to do?
1160
00:32:03,128 –> 00:32:04,968
Like if we can’t make money,
1161
00:32:04,968 –> 00:32:06,248
then we can’t pay you.
1162
00:32:06,248 –> 00:32:07,848
And now just everybody is like,
1163
00:32:08,088 –> 00:32:10,328
well, and I thought they had to do the thing.
1164
00:32:10,728 –> 00:32:12,488
But it was a two-week curve.
1165
00:32:12,488 –> 00:32:13,048
You know what I mean?
1166
00:32:13,048 –> 00:32:15,408
Like that was the problem is they lied to everybody
1167
00:32:15,408 –> 00:32:16,728
about how long it was going to be.
1168
00:32:16,968 –> 00:32:19,048
And then I watched friends lose everything.
1169
00:32:19,608 –> 00:32:21,608
And we watched a lot of this country lose everything.
1170
00:32:21,608 –> 00:32:22,488
My friend who owns a bar,
1171
00:32:22,488 –> 00:32:23,448
he had to build
1172
00:32:23,968 –> 00:32:26,728
a patio outside to have people in his restaurant.
1173
00:32:27,048 –> 00:32:29,568
And then they came and told him to put a cover on it,
1174
00:32:29,568 –> 00:32:30,848
which would be even more money.
1175
00:32:30,848 –> 00:32:31,368
And he’s like,
1176
00:32:31,688 –> 00:32:35,368
so you want me to put a cover on my outside restaurant,
1177
00:32:35,648 –> 00:32:37,768
which makes it an inside restaurant.
1178
00:32:38,008 –> 00:32:38,888
That’s the genius.
1179
00:32:39,368 –> 00:32:39,848
Yeah, they’re like,
1180
00:32:39,848 –> 00:32:39,968
yeah.
1181
00:32:40,168 –> 00:32:40,568
Then he’s like,
1182
00:32:40,568 –> 00:32:41,848
this is, I’m not,
1183
00:32:41,968 –> 00:32:43,848
I’m just going to open and whatever happens,
1184
00:32:43,848 –> 00:32:44,328
happens.
1185
00:32:44,768 –> 00:32:45,608
Because it’s all,
1186
00:32:45,608 –> 00:32:46,488
it’s all bullshit.
1187
00:32:46,728 –> 00:32:47,248
So you know,
1188
00:32:47,248 –> 00:32:51,208
bring it up to today because we’re going back to COVID.
1189
00:32:53,608 –> 00:32:54,648
That’s true.
1190
00:32:54,648 –> 00:32:57,608
And that was the vast majority of people in the government’s
1191
00:32:57,608 –> 00:32:58,568
lining and all that.
1192
00:32:58,568 –> 00:32:59,608
People lost their lives.
1193
00:32:59,608 –> 00:33:00,968
People lost their livelihoods.
1194
00:33:00,968 –> 00:33:02,048
Kids lost their mind.
1195
00:33:02,248 –> 00:33:02,728
Okay.
1196
00:33:03,368 –> 00:33:07,728
But we didn’t lose that much because we arrived at
1197
00:33:07,728 –> 00:33:08,168
a place.
1198
00:33:08,168 –> 00:33:10,048
We now know what the fuck is,
1199
00:33:10,048 –> 00:33:10,888
what the fuck.
1200
00:33:11,048 –> 00:33:12,968
And we did it non-violently.
1201
00:33:13,528 –> 00:33:14,328
So you know what I mean?
1202
00:33:14,648 –> 00:33:17,128
Society wasn’t walking around like mummies.
1203
00:33:17,928 –> 00:33:18,888
That’s what you said.
1204
00:33:19,088 –> 00:33:19,928
I don’t believe it.
1205
00:33:19,928 –> 00:33:21,208
Push, push,
1206
00:33:21,288 –> 00:33:21,848
push.
1207
00:33:22,088 –> 00:33:22,328
So
1208
00:33:23,608 –> 00:33:26,808
this democracy and our way of life is very flexible.
1209
00:33:26,808 –> 00:33:28,408
Like, I could have just done it.
1210
00:33:29,048 –> 00:33:29,768
You know what I mean?
1211
00:33:30,088 –> 00:33:30,968
I could have just done it,
1212
00:33:30,968 –> 00:33:31,608
but I didn’t.
1213
00:33:32,488 –> 00:33:33,528
But I didn’t quit.
1214
00:33:33,688 –> 00:33:36,408
You know, I got banned all over social media for truth.
1215
00:33:36,928 –> 00:33:38,008
When I sued the governor,
1216
00:33:38,008 –> 00:33:38,288
I’m like,
1217
00:33:38,728 –> 00:33:40,248
the nursing home deaths are higher.
1218
00:33:40,888 –> 00:33:44,488
The algorithm is reading COVID disinformation.
1219
00:33:44,568 –> 00:33:46,968
I’m like, I’m the one fucking doing the real information.
1220
00:33:47,048 –> 00:33:48,648
Our show might save this tonight.
1221
00:33:49,528 –> 00:33:50,568
Yeah, if you look below,
1222
00:33:50,568 –> 00:33:52,168
there’s going to be a disclaimer at the bottom.
1223
00:33:52,284 –> 00:33:53,444
COVID-19, blah,
1224
00:33:53,444 –> 00:33:53,684
blah, blah,
1225
00:33:53,684 –> 00:33:53,924
blah, blah,
1226
00:33:54,044 –> 00:33:55,124
blah, from Wikipedia.
1227
00:33:55,604 –> 00:33:56,724
It’s still going on now.
1228
00:33:56,884 –> 00:33:57,364
Yeah, I know.
1229
00:33:57,684 –> 00:33:59,044
That’s why I don’t give a shit.
1230
00:33:59,044 –> 00:34:00,444
No, yeah, and you shouldn’t,
1231
00:34:00,444 –> 00:34:01,764
but you didn’t at the right time.
1232
00:34:01,764 –> 00:34:01,924
Yeah.
1233
00:34:01,924 –> 00:34:03,044
But that’s the time where they go,
1234
00:34:03,044 –> 00:34:04,124
it’s a conspiracy theory.
1235
00:34:04,124 –> 00:34:04,484
You’re like,
1236
00:34:04,484 –> 00:34:05,844
no, it’s just like,
1237
00:34:06,404 –> 00:34:07,684
okay, fact of the med.
1238
00:34:07,684 –> 00:34:08,644
This is a fact.
1239
00:34:08,724 –> 00:34:09,284
Fact.
1240
00:34:09,924 –> 00:34:13,844
Michigan minimum on account of the nursing home dead
1241
00:34:13,844 –> 00:34:14,404
by 50%.
1242
00:34:14,404 –> 00:34:18,724
I would love to see any algorithm strike that.
1243
00:34:18,884 –> 00:34:20,004
That’s the truth.
1244
00:34:20,884 –> 00:34:21,284
That’s
1245
00:34:21,804 –> 00:34:24,364
Hey, I can find it because I wrote it and I have all
1246
00:34:24,364 –> 00:34:25,284
the documentation.
1247
00:34:25,444 –> 00:34:26,084
It’s the truth.
1248
00:34:26,804 –> 00:34:27,844
And I haven’t quit.
1249
00:34:28,004 –> 00:34:28,964
And I do not need,
1250
00:34:28,964 –> 00:34:29,684
I raised it,
1251
00:34:29,924 –> 00:34:29,964
$3,147.80,
1252
00:34:29,964 –> 00:34:34,204
Freedom of Information Act.
1253
00:34:34,404 –> 00:34:37,524
When Cuomo had to give information to the feds about
1254
00:34:37,524 –> 00:34:38,324
his policy,
1255
00:34:38,404 –> 00:34:39,284
so to Whitmer,
1256
00:34:39,604 –> 00:34:41,604
I want to know for the people what it was.
1257
00:34:41,964 –> 00:34:42,604
Won’t give it to me.
1258
00:34:42,604 –> 00:34:44,324
Wait, let me do Joe Biden.
1259
00:34:44,884 –> 00:34:45,364
No, you do it.
1260
00:34:45,844 –> 00:34:46,564
Won’t give it to me.
1261
00:34:47,524 –> 00:34:48,404
No, you got a good one.
1262
00:34:48,564 –> 00:34:49,364
You were just doing it.
1263
00:34:49,364 –> 00:34:49,924
Joe Biden.
1264
00:34:49,964 –> 00:34:50,084
Yeah.
1265
00:34:50,084 –> 00:34:51,444
I’m not going to give it to you.
1266
00:34:52,204 –> 00:34:53,124
I’m like, I don’t know.
1267
00:34:53,844 –> 00:34:54,484
What’s your name?
1268
00:34:54,484 –> 00:34:55,284
What’s my name?
1269
00:34:56,084 –> 00:34:57,124
Can’t have ice cream.
1270
00:34:57,204 –> 00:34:58,244
COVID-19.
1271
00:34:59,204 –> 00:35:00,644
About time COVID’s over age.
1272
00:35:01,364 –> 00:35:02,644
My fellow Jamaicans.
1273
00:35:03,604 –> 00:35:04,404
That was Clinton.
1274
00:35:07,044 –> 00:35:08,004
My fellow Jamaicans.
1275
00:35:08,004 –> 00:35:09,284
My fellow Jamaicans.
1276
00:35:10,604 –> 00:35:11,604
Oh, we’ve got Jamaicans.
1277
00:35:11,604 –> 00:35:12,284
It’s like,
1278
00:35:12,284 –> 00:35:13,044
that’s not Biden.
1279
00:35:15,084 –> 00:35:16,804
Can I do this with Pete real quick?
1280
00:35:16,964 –> 00:35:17,364
Yeah.
1281
00:35:18,404 –> 00:35:22,164
Pete is the executive editor of Frontier Magazine.
1282
00:35:22,164 –> 00:35:23,364
It’s like GQ.
1283
00:35:23,364 –> 00:35:23,724
Look at this.
1284
00:35:23,724 –> 00:35:24,484
Look at this shit.
1285
00:35:24,804 –> 00:35:25,284
Who’s doing that?
1286
00:35:25,284 –> 00:35:26,444
Quarterly magazine now.
1287
00:35:27,284 –> 00:35:29,044
This is basically Blaze,
1288
00:35:29,044 –> 00:35:29,164
right?
1289
00:35:29,164 –> 00:35:30,404
This is Glenn.
1290
00:35:31,204 –> 00:35:32,804
Glenn and Glenn’s company.
1291
00:35:32,804 –> 00:35:33,524
Yeah, but yeah,
1292
00:35:33,524 –> 00:35:34,724
Peter’s the main guy behind it.
1293
00:35:34,724 –> 00:35:36,164
It’s Glenn’s company that runs it.
1294
00:35:36,404 –> 00:35:36,884
Yes.
1295
00:35:36,884 –> 00:35:37,684
It’s Glenn’s empire.
1296
00:35:37,684 –> 00:35:39,844
Glenn’s like going back to magazines.
1297
00:35:40,244 –> 00:35:40,524
Yeah.
1298
00:35:40,884 –> 00:35:41,964
So it’s the,
1299
00:35:42,404 –> 00:35:45,204
you go to the blaze.com slash frontier.
1300
00:35:45,444 –> 00:35:46,324
That’s where you can get one.
1301
00:35:46,324 –> 00:35:47,764
You can get a subscription.
1302
00:35:49,604 –> 00:35:52,564
And yeah, this month’s is coming out June quarterly.
1303
00:35:53,044 –> 00:35:53,644
And there is a,
1304
00:35:53,724 –> 00:35:55,164
there’s like 5 sections in it.
1305
00:35:55,164 –> 00:35:56,204
It’s really quite nice.
1306
00:35:56,204 –> 00:35:58,724
And one section is Michigan.
1307
00:35:58,804 –> 00:35:59,284
Yes.
1308
00:35:59,684 –> 00:36:01,244
You wrote something you wrote about.
1309
00:36:01,684 –> 00:36:02,804
Yeah, I can read.
1310
00:36:02,804 –> 00:36:04,804
If someone else wants to read the quote for mine,
1311
00:36:05,284 –> 00:36:05,924
go for it.
1312
00:36:06,324 –> 00:36:07,604
I’m A retarded person.
1313
00:36:07,604 –> 00:36:08,964
Would you please do it?
1314
00:36:08,964 –> 00:36:11,764
Just a quote from Dave’s article.
1315
00:36:12,004 –> 00:36:14,164
I just hate reading my own work out loud,
1316
00:36:14,284 –> 00:36:14,964
unless, of course,
1317
00:36:14,964 –> 00:36:16,804
it’s the jokes on the show.
1318
00:36:17,284 –> 00:36:17,684
All right.
1319
00:36:18,084 –> 00:36:21,204
Against A backdrop of abandoned car factories and boarded
1320
00:36:21,204 –> 00:36:21,844
up homes,
1321
00:36:22,244 –> 00:36:22,924
Kwame.
1322
00:36:23,604 –> 00:36:24,004
Kwame.
1323
00:36:24,404 –> 00:36:27,444
Kwame, mortgage the American dream that Detroit had
1324
00:36:27,444 –> 00:36:29,684
once embodied for the American political dream,
1325
00:36:29,964 –> 00:36:32,804
a reality where those in power eat first while everyone
1326
00:36:32,804 –> 00:36:33,684
else starves.
1327
00:36:34,164 –> 00:36:37,284
America has become a big business where politicians
1328
00:36:37,284 –> 00:36:39,844
buy stock using our lives as collateral.
1329
00:36:40,644 –> 00:36:41,524
So that’s from mine.
1330
00:36:42,084 –> 00:36:44,324
And that’s an article I wrote called In Defense of
1331
00:36:44,324 –> 00:36:45,244
Kwame Kilpatrick,
1332
00:36:45,244 –> 00:36:45,924
which is a bit,
1333
00:36:45,924 –> 00:36:46,244
you know,
1334
00:36:46,244 –> 00:36:47,124
tongue in cheek.
1335
00:36:47,524 –> 00:36:50,084
But I did want to talk to you about this because
1336
00:36:50,484 –> 00:36:53,084
You were the person who broke the Strawberry Case,
1337
00:36:53,084 –> 00:36:54,324
which for people that don’t know,
1338
00:36:54,324 –> 00:37:00,724
it was a slain prostitute that was connected to Kwame
1339
00:37:00,724 –> 00:37:01,364
Kilpatrick.
1340
00:37:02,164 –> 00:37:03,684
Yeah, I didn’t break it.
1341
00:37:03,684 –> 00:37:05,604
I think I put an end to it.
1342
00:37:05,764 –> 00:37:06,724
Okay, all right.
1343
00:37:06,884 –> 00:37:09,204
You know, the point is,
1344
00:37:09,204 –> 00:37:11,284
you wrote it during this time,
1345
00:37:11,364 –> 00:37:12,484
the hip hop mayor,
1346
00:37:12,564 –> 00:37:13,684
right, he’s from the neighborhood,
1347
00:37:14,804 –> 00:37:15,764
and he moves in,
1348
00:37:16,564 –> 00:37:17,924
and City Hall becomes hip hop.
1349
00:37:18,644 –> 00:37:21,284
And this fuck and his brother are painting the mayor’s
1350
00:37:21,284 –> 00:37:22,484
mansion while it’s going up.
1351
00:37:22,524 –> 00:37:23,124
Next door,
1352
00:37:23,124 –> 00:37:23,604
next door,
1353
00:37:24,484 –> 00:37:25,124
yeah.
1354
00:37:25,204 –> 00:37:26,004
Kid Rock’s house.
1355
00:37:26,164 –> 00:37:26,804
It might have been.
1356
00:37:26,804 –> 00:37:28,084
Yeah, it was right there.
1357
00:37:28,164 –> 00:37:28,444
Yeah.
1358
00:37:28,484 –> 00:37:32,164
So you could see the people on the back porch every
1359
00:37:32,164 –> 00:37:33,284
night dressed to the nines.
1360
00:37:33,604 –> 00:37:34,324
And by night,
1361
00:37:34,324 –> 00:37:35,044
I mean 6 A.m.
1362
00:37:35,044 –> 00:37:36,404
when you start a painting shift.
1363
00:37:36,404 –> 00:37:36,644
Yeah.
1364
00:37:37,284 –> 00:37:39,204
So you showed up at 6 and they’re still partying.
1365
00:37:39,644 –> 00:37:40,644
It’s fucking Tuesday.
1366
00:37:42,964 –> 00:37:44,724
And what happened was,
1367
00:37:45,124 –> 00:37:46,804
essentially the stripper,
1368
00:37:46,804 –> 00:37:47,924
who was Tamara Green,
1369
00:37:48,564 –> 00:37:49,324
allegedly,
1370
00:37:49,324 –> 00:37:49,924
if I’m right,
1371
00:37:49,924 –> 00:37:51,524
got a lap dance,
1372
00:37:52,964 –> 00:37:54,844
was giving Kwame Kilpatrick a lap dance.
1373
00:37:54,844 –> 00:37:57,444
His wife came home and beat the shit out of her in
1374
00:37:57,444 –> 00:37:58,244
the front yard.
1375
00:37:58,884 –> 00:38:01,724
And then what were your findings from that after?
1376
00:38:01,724 –> 00:38:03,164
Like your entire book,
1377
00:38:03,164 –> 00:38:03,684
which by the way,
1378
00:38:03,684 –> 00:38:04,644
is my favorite book.
1379
00:38:05,044 –> 00:38:06,884
It’s called An American Autopsy.
1380
00:38:06,924 –> 00:38:07,444
Detroit.
1381
00:38:07,444 –> 00:38:08,804
Detroit An American Autopsy.
1382
00:38:09,124 –> 00:38:10,164
And you can pick it up.
1383
00:38:10,164 –> 00:38:14,004
It’s a great microcosm of the way things are corrupt.
1384
00:38:14,244 –> 00:38:16,164
But Detroit has a special form of corruption,
1385
00:38:16,164 –> 00:38:16,564
I think.
1386
00:38:17,044 –> 00:38:18,404
it’s gone so deep.
1387
00:38:18,644 –> 00:38:21,284
And why I wrote In Defense of Comical Patrick is I
1388
00:38:21,284 –> 00:38:24,644
don’t even know if a mayor so young at 31 years old
1389
00:38:24,884 –> 00:38:26,404
had an option to do good.
1390
00:38:26,644 –> 00:38:28,764
I think there were so many carrots being dangled
1391
00:38:28,844 –> 00:38:29,524
of his face,
1392
00:38:29,844 –> 00:38:33,284
and who knows how at risk he was by a very corrupt
1393
00:38:33,284 –> 00:38:34,084
police force,
1394
00:38:34,404 –> 00:38:35,444
at least partially,
1395
00:38:35,844 –> 00:38:38,004
that I don’t know that he even had a fighting chance.
1396
00:38:38,004 –> 00:38:40,084
I mean, he was a 31-year-old mayor.
1397
00:38:40,484 –> 00:38:43,084
And that’s why he related to people in my generation,
1398
00:38:43,084 –> 00:38:44,324
because I was 19.
1399
00:38:44,764 –> 00:38:46,644
And I’m watching this guy come out who’s,
1400
00:38:46,884 –> 00:38:47,804
he looks like Suge Knight.
1401
00:38:47,804 –> 00:38:49,364
He’s got a diamond in his ear.
1402
00:38:49,684 –> 00:38:51,844
He’s actually building some stuff.
1403
00:38:51,844 –> 00:38:53,044
Like you thought he was decent,
1404
00:38:53,204 –> 00:38:56,684
but then you see that he’s buying a navigator for
1405
00:38:56,684 –> 00:38:58,964
his wife with petty cash.
1406
00:38:58,964 –> 00:39:01,124
You know, he’s doing stuff that becomes,
1407
00:39:01,124 –> 00:39:02,484
it’s just straight up flagrant.
1408
00:39:02,644 –> 00:39:03,764
Yeah, but they all do that.
1409
00:39:03,764 –> 00:39:04,564
I mean, they do.
1410
00:39:04,764 –> 00:39:06,244
And if you want to look,
1411
00:39:06,404 –> 00:39:07,844
you’re using public funds to,
1412
00:39:08,164 –> 00:39:10,964
the current mayor hooked up his side piece,
1413
00:39:10,964 –> 00:39:12,164
now his wife.
1414
00:39:12,404 –> 00:39:12,804
Yes.
1415
00:39:13,364 –> 00:39:14,484
Same city money.
1416
00:39:14,764 –> 00:39:14,964
right?
1417
00:39:15,124 –> 00:39:18,164
Getting hundreds of thousands of dollars on the mansion
1418
00:39:18,164 –> 00:39:21,044
that you watched without going through city.
1419
00:39:21,044 –> 00:39:21,684
You know what I mean?
1420
00:39:21,684 –> 00:39:22,084
So it’s…
1421
00:39:22,084 –> 00:39:22,324
Right.
1422
00:39:22,404 –> 00:39:23,764
But the system’s holding that.
1423
00:39:23,764 –> 00:39:25,164
It’s been doing that for decades.
1424
00:39:25,164 –> 00:39:27,444
So when you walk into that 31,
1425
00:39:27,684 –> 00:39:28,324
you go, oh,
1426
00:39:28,404 –> 00:39:29,684
this is how it’s supposed to be done.
1427
00:39:29,684 –> 00:39:31,284
So I’m going to take advantage.
1428
00:39:31,284 –> 00:39:35,684
Well, he already knew because his dad was Kwame’s dad.
1429
00:39:35,844 –> 00:39:37,524
So it’s even more ingrained.
1430
00:39:37,524 –> 00:39:38,884
Yeah, but this is how it’s supposed to be.
1431
00:39:39,044 –> 00:39:40,484
Kwame’s too young to know this.
1432
00:39:40,484 –> 00:39:41,364
You took bags,
1433
00:39:41,364 –> 00:39:41,564
dude.
1434
00:39:41,564 –> 00:39:43,284
You’re supposed to take debit cards.
1435
00:39:44,164 –> 00:39:44,964
That’s how you do it,
1436
00:39:44,964 –> 00:39:45,444
not bags.
1437
00:39:45,444 –> 00:39:45,844
Really?
1438
00:39:45,844 –> 00:39:46,884
I would think that debit cards.
1439
00:39:47,684 –> 00:39:49,204
No, debit cards are,
1440
00:39:49,364 –> 00:39:50,004
you owe me.
1441
00:39:51,164 –> 00:39:51,844
Contracts.
1442
00:39:52,084 –> 00:39:52,564
I got you.
1443
00:39:52,564 –> 00:39:53,764
Future investments,
1444
00:39:53,764 –> 00:39:55,764
jobs, stock options.
1445
00:39:55,844 –> 00:39:57,844
Like, you got to know how to work contracts.
1446
00:39:58,284 –> 00:40:00,324
Well, his was meeting at the Pancake House,
1447
00:40:00,324 –> 00:40:00,484
you know,
1448
00:40:00,484 –> 00:40:01,284
where his dad was.
1449
00:40:01,284 –> 00:40:02,804
Yeah, FBI had wired it.
1450
00:40:02,804 –> 00:40:04,044
Yeah, and actual,
1451
00:40:04,044 –> 00:40:04,324
you know,
1452
00:40:04,324 –> 00:40:05,764
taking bribes from people.
1453
00:40:06,084 –> 00:40:08,404
I mean, the way that you thoroughly investigate,
1454
00:40:08,404 –> 00:40:09,964
and I guess obviously it’s going to be very hard to
1455
00:40:09,964 –> 00:40:11,124
sum up in one interview,
1456
00:40:11,444 –> 00:40:14,324
but what is your theory that happened to Tamara Green?
1457
00:40:14,324 –> 00:40:16,884
Mine is that she was hit by cops.
1458
00:40:17,444 –> 00:40:19,204
Yeah, you’d be totally,
1459
00:40:19,284 –> 00:40:20,004
totally wrong there.
1460
00:40:20,284 –> 00:40:22,484
When I came back to Detroit after quitting the Times
1461
00:40:22,564 –> 00:40:23,924
and I started the paper,
1462
00:40:23,924 –> 00:40:25,284
I said, I need a fucking home run,
1463
00:40:25,284 –> 00:40:25,524
man.
1464
00:40:25,764 –> 00:40:26,524
I need a home run.
1465
00:40:26,524 –> 00:40:27,124
I got it.
1466
00:40:27,524 –> 00:40:30,044
And then Kwame gets charged,
1467
00:40:30,044 –> 00:40:31,044
state charges,
1468
00:40:31,044 –> 00:40:32,724
sex messaging,
1469
00:40:32,724 –> 00:40:33,284
and all this.
1470
00:40:34,404 –> 00:40:38,004
And I’m watching the TV of the failing Detroit news.
1471
00:40:38,244 –> 00:40:41,444
It’s like the TVs and the banks are flickering.
1472
00:40:41,684 –> 00:40:44,084
Remember OJ when Time Magazine darkened them up?
1473
00:40:44,404 –> 00:40:44,804
Oh yeah.
1474
00:40:44,844 –> 00:40:46,484
That’s what these TVs did to Kwame.
1475
00:40:46,484 –> 00:40:46,804
It’s like,
1476
00:40:46,804 –> 00:40:47,324
you know what I mean?
1477
00:40:47,684 –> 00:40:48,084
And I’m like,
1478
00:40:48,284 –> 00:40:48,644
I’m like,
1479
00:40:50,004 –> 00:40:50,564
what?
1480
00:40:50,564 –> 00:40:51,644
Because I had been gone.
1481
00:40:51,644 –> 00:40:52,484
I’m like, what?
1482
00:40:52,564 –> 00:40:54,244
The mayor’s wife
1483
00:40:54,644 –> 00:40:59,164
beat this shit out of a stripper with a high heel and
1484
00:40:59,164 –> 00:40:59,684
all the bit,
1485
00:41:00,724 –> 00:41:03,484
the attorney general was there and director of state
1486
00:41:03,484 –> 00:41:04,324
police was there,
1487
00:41:04,324 –> 00:41:04,884
the police,
1488
00:41:05,124 –> 00:41:05,764
oh my God,
1489
00:41:06,084 –> 00:41:07,084
whoa, I didn’t,
1490
00:41:07,084 –> 00:41:08,164
I didn’t know.
1491
00:41:08,884 –> 00:41:10,084
So I had one number,
1492
00:41:10,324 –> 00:41:13,924
one number in Detroit and it was a homicide cop I’d
1493
00:41:13,924 –> 00:41:15,524
written about before in a previous book,
1494
00:41:15,524 –> 00:41:15,844
right?
1495
00:41:16,284 –> 00:41:17,204
And I go, hey Mike,
1496
00:41:18,404 –> 00:41:21,244
you know anything about this strawberry green?
1497
00:41:21,244 –> 00:41:21,604
He goes,
1498
00:41:22,404 –> 00:41:23,284
Do I fucking know about it?
1499
00:41:23,284 –> 00:41:25,524
They just dropped the goddamn case file on me.
1500
00:41:25,524 –> 00:41:26,484
It’s 3 feet high.
1501
00:41:26,484 –> 00:41:26,924
And I’m like,
1502
00:41:26,924 –> 00:41:28,724
oh, bro.
1503
00:41:29,044 –> 00:41:31,204
So we met up the next day.
1504
00:41:31,604 –> 00:41:32,324
I went through it.
1505
00:41:32,564 –> 00:41:35,764
No, she was a dope chick hanging out with dope boys.
1506
00:41:36,164 –> 00:41:36,884
First of all,
1507
00:41:37,524 –> 00:41:38,484
the attorney general,
1508
00:41:38,484 –> 00:41:40,844
the chief of police are going to watch your wife beat
1509
00:41:40,844 –> 00:41:41,724
a woman half to death.
1510
00:41:41,724 –> 00:41:44,404
There’s no record of her going to a hospital or anything.
1511
00:41:44,724 –> 00:41:45,044
Okay.
1512
00:41:45,244 –> 00:41:47,484
But there is a record of these two guys beefing over
1513
00:41:47,484 –> 00:41:48,804
a kilo of cocaine.
1514
00:41:49,444 –> 00:41:50,444
And remember-
1515
00:41:50,564 –> 00:41:51,524
At the Manu game?
1516
00:41:52,004 –> 00:41:52,964
No, this is her.
1517
00:41:52,964 –> 00:41:55,364
This is the stripper’s life.
1518
00:41:55,604 –> 00:41:56,284
Okay, that’s right.
1519
00:41:56,284 –> 00:41:59,284
She’s hanging out with two dope boys that at that very
1520
00:41:59,284 –> 00:41:59,684
time.
1521
00:42:00,404 –> 00:42:00,684
Okay.
1522
00:42:00,804 –> 00:42:01,084
Right.
1523
00:42:01,124 –> 00:42:02,244
Yeah, he had a rival.
1524
00:42:02,484 –> 00:42:05,044
Oh yeah, over a kilo of cocaine.
1525
00:42:05,604 –> 00:42:08,004
And it’s a professional hit with a 40,
1526
00:42:08,004 –> 00:42:08,324
right?
1527
00:42:08,484 –> 00:42:08,884
Yes.
1528
00:42:08,884 –> 00:42:09,364
Okay.
1529
00:42:09,604 –> 00:42:11,044
Is this a professional hit?
1530
00:42:11,924 –> 00:42:15,004
Strippers hanging out with one of the guys who thinks
1531
00:42:15,004 –> 00:42:16,084
he got his shit stolen,
1532
00:42:16,164 –> 00:42:17,284
who stole the shit.
1533
00:42:18,204 –> 00:42:19,044
And then a white
1534
00:42:19,784 –> 00:42:21,304
SUV comes around the corner,
1535
00:42:21,304 –> 00:42:23,264
which the other dope boy drives a white SUV.
1536
00:42:24,224 –> 00:42:25,504
You have to be left-handed.
1537
00:42:25,504 –> 00:42:28,304
The guy driving the white SUV is left-handed.
1538
00:42:28,624 –> 00:42:30,464
And he fires out the window,
1539
00:42:31,064 –> 00:42:31,344
right?
1540
00:42:31,744 –> 00:42:34,144
Killing her and striking the other dude 5 times.
1541
00:42:34,624 –> 00:42:37,224
That hero jumped into the wheel well so she could take
1542
00:42:37,224 –> 00:42:37,344
it.
1543
00:42:37,984 –> 00:42:39,584
Does that sound like a professional hit to you?
1544
00:42:40,064 –> 00:42:40,624
Not at all.
1545
00:42:40,704 –> 00:42:42,784
Okay, so it wasn’t a professional hit.
1546
00:42:42,784 –> 00:42:44,464
So it’s gonna have been a cop really.
1547
00:42:44,704 –> 00:42:47,144
Right, so in terms of a 40 cal?
1548
00:42:47,344 –> 00:42:47,584
Yes.
1549
00:42:48,384 –> 00:42:52,544
I’ve got a 40 cal that says Detroit police stamped
1550
00:42:52,544 –> 00:42:52,864
on it.
1551
00:42:52,864 –> 00:42:56,344
That’s like one of the most common pistols there are.
1552
00:42:56,344 –> 00:42:56,784
Right.
1553
00:42:57,064 –> 00:42:59,224
So, no.
1554
00:43:00,064 –> 00:43:01,584
It, yeah, I can see that.
1555
00:43:01,584 –> 00:43:02,944
It does build up then,
1556
00:43:03,504 –> 00:43:04,624
that it was just a hit.
1557
00:43:04,624 –> 00:43:08,064
And then he dove down like a gentleman and let her
1558
00:43:08,064 –> 00:43:09,384
get hit a bunch of times.
1559
00:43:09,384 –> 00:43:10,224
So he lived.
1560
00:43:10,224 –> 00:43:11,584
I pulled, when I got back,
1561
00:43:11,584 –> 00:43:13,024
I pulled the autopsy report.
1562
00:43:13,024 –> 00:43:13,984
I went down to the morgue.
1563
00:43:14,704 –> 00:43:16,624
She was supposedly hit 18 times,
1564
00:43:16,944 –> 00:43:17,304
right?
1565
00:43:18,144 –> 00:43:18,944
She was hit five.
1566
00:43:19,104 –> 00:43:20,224
She had two black eyes.
1567
00:43:20,704 –> 00:43:21,824
Well, she had two black eyes.
1568
00:43:22,544 –> 00:43:23,584
Two weeks earlier,
1569
00:43:24,704 –> 00:43:25,504
these dope boys,
1570
00:43:25,504 –> 00:43:28,904
she was stripping at a private party and the guy driving
1571
00:43:28,904 –> 00:43:29,744
the white SUV,
1572
00:43:30,584 –> 00:43:31,344
bam, bam,
1573
00:43:31,824 –> 00:43:32,864
punch her twice in the face.
1574
00:43:33,264 –> 00:43:35,104
I got that story from the people at the party.
1575
00:43:35,104 –> 00:43:38,784
So, oh, so it all starts to make sense.
1576
00:43:39,144 –> 00:43:39,664
I gotcha.
1577
00:43:39,664 –> 00:43:40,424
But you know,
1578
00:43:40,504 –> 00:43:42,824
and I remember walking into the newspaper and the
1579
00:43:42,824 –> 00:43:44,944
guy, this story’s kind of old by the time I get there.
1580
00:43:45,624 –> 00:43:45,984
And he goes,
1581
00:43:46,584 –> 00:43:47,904
How do you know all that?
1582
00:43:47,904 –> 00:43:50,544
How’d you get the autopsy report?
1583
00:43:50,824 –> 00:43:51,824
Because it was clutch hutch,
1584
00:43:51,824 –> 00:43:52,064
you know?
1585
00:43:52,784 –> 00:43:55,424
I go, I walked into the morgue and asked for it.
1586
00:43:55,744 –> 00:43:58,344
He goes, I should have gone down to the morgue.
1587
00:44:01,504 –> 00:44:02,464
I gotta, I gotta ask,
1588
00:44:02,904 –> 00:44:05,344
when you say you’re looking for like a home run hit,
1589
00:44:05,464 –> 00:44:06,944
when you come upon a story like that,
1590
00:44:06,944 –> 00:44:08,144
I imagine it probably,
1591
00:44:08,544 –> 00:44:09,184
they’re not.
1592
00:44:09,864 –> 00:44:10,704
easy to come by.
1593
00:44:10,704 –> 00:44:12,104
you’re not getting home runs every time.
1594
00:44:12,104 –> 00:44:13,824
So it’s like when you finally come up on a story like
1595
00:44:13,824 –> 00:44:16,064
that, do you just get fucking supercharged where you’re
1596
00:44:16,064 –> 00:44:17,424
like, there’s meat on this bone.
1597
00:44:17,864 –> 00:44:20,224
Like this might take six months of my life.
1598
00:44:20,584 –> 00:44:22,624
This is my life.
1599
00:44:22,624 –> 00:44:24,464
Like does that just amp you up where you’re like,
1600
00:44:24,944 –> 00:44:25,304
I don’t know,
1601
00:44:25,304 –> 00:44:26,944
it’s almost like training for a fight where you’re
1602
00:44:26,944 –> 00:44:27,984
like, it’s fight camp.
1603
00:44:28,144 –> 00:44:29,344
Like this is my opponent.
1604
00:44:29,344 –> 00:44:31,784
This is what I’m doing for the foreseeable future.
1605
00:44:31,784 –> 00:44:33,464
Does that get you charged up when you find something
1606
00:44:33,464 –> 00:44:34,464
like this when you know?
1607
00:44:34,704 –> 00:44:35,424
Yeah, it does,
1608
00:44:35,424 –> 00:44:35,744
man.
1609
00:44:35,744 –> 00:44:36,624
It’s a rush,
1610
00:44:36,624 –> 00:44:37,264
but I don’t,
1611
00:44:37,904 –> 00:44:38,544
I juggle.
1612
00:44:39,784 –> 00:44:43,504
I’m gonna have a single over here while you get your
1613
00:44:43,504 –> 00:44:45,104
home run over here.
1614
00:44:45,904 –> 00:44:46,464
Exactly.
1615
00:44:46,784 –> 00:44:47,264
And you know,
1616
00:44:47,264 –> 00:44:48,464
you can go like single,
1617
00:44:48,464 –> 00:44:49,264
single, single.
1618
00:44:49,264 –> 00:44:51,024
You can play the same story.
1619
00:44:51,024 –> 00:44:51,584
Things up.
1620
00:44:52,144 –> 00:44:52,464
Right?
1621
00:44:52,464 –> 00:44:55,024
Like you can just keep doing the story because there’s
1622
00:44:55,024 –> 00:44:55,904
always more.
1623
00:44:56,224 –> 00:44:57,024
If you got a little.
1624
00:44:57,264 –> 00:44:57,944
So let me ask you,
1625
00:44:57,944 –> 00:44:59,424
are there any where you felt like you’re like,
1626
00:44:59,424 –> 00:45:00,584
man, I think there’s a lot on here.
1627
00:45:00,584 –> 00:45:02,144
You swing for the fences and then you just like,
1628
00:45:02,144 –> 00:45:03,184
maybe you strike out and you’re like,
1629
00:45:03,184 –> 00:45:05,264
hey, this maybe wasn’t what I thought it was.
1630
00:45:05,544 –> 00:45:06,064
If it’s true,
1631
00:45:06,064 –> 00:45:06,944
it’s not a strikeout.
1632
00:45:07,864 –> 00:45:08,744
There’s never a strikeout.
1633
00:45:08,744 –> 00:45:10,704
And if you look into something and it’s not so,
1634
00:45:10,704 –> 00:45:11,584
that’s not a strikeout.
1635
00:45:11,824 –> 00:45:12,544
That’s your job,
1636
00:45:12,544 –> 00:45:12,864
you know.
1637
00:45:13,104 –> 00:45:16,144
So I do remember this though.
1638
00:45:17,104 –> 00:45:17,984
When it came out,
1639
00:45:18,224 –> 00:45:21,104
it said, the headline was who kills Strawberry Green.
1640
00:45:22,424 –> 00:45:24,584
And they still had the news boxes you put the quarter
1641
00:45:24,584 –> 00:45:24,784
in.
1642
00:45:24,784 –> 00:45:27,024
Oh yeah, and then you took 10 papers.
1643
00:45:27,264 –> 00:45:27,744
Yeah, exactly.
1644
00:45:27,784 –> 00:45:29,664
It’s on the honor system.
1645
00:45:29,944 –> 00:45:30,064
Yes.
1646
00:45:30,464 –> 00:45:31,664
Yeah, the dumbest thing you can do.
1647
00:45:31,904 –> 00:45:33,984
There’s no honor amongst the literate.
1648
00:45:35,504 –> 00:45:37,984
Then the guy’s selling them in traffic for a buck.
1649
00:45:38,144 –> 00:45:38,704
Yeah, that’s,
1650
00:45:38,864 –> 00:45:39,544
you know what I mean?
1651
00:45:39,544 –> 00:45:40,824
It’s the power of the people.
1652
00:45:41,024 –> 00:45:44,144
I just remember seeing it and going,
1653
00:45:44,144 –> 00:45:44,544
I’m home.
1654
00:45:44,944 –> 00:45:45,064
Yeah.
1655
00:45:45,704 –> 00:45:46,224
I’m home.
1656
00:45:46,304 –> 00:45:46,544
Yeah.
1657
00:45:46,744 –> 00:45:47,264
And I’m gonna,
1658
00:45:47,584 –> 00:45:48,784
I’m gonna find the truth.
1659
00:45:49,264 –> 00:45:49,904
You know what I mean?
1660
00:45:49,904 –> 00:45:50,784
So it’s a,
1661
00:45:50,784 –> 00:45:54,344
it’s the best job there is being a reporter.
1662
00:45:54,344 –> 00:45:55,184
It’s the best.
1663
00:45:55,504 –> 00:45:56,784
It’s sort of got wrecked.
1664
00:45:56,784 –> 00:45:57,824
The money’s gone and,
1665
00:45:57,984 –> 00:45:58,304
you know,
1666
00:45:58,544 –> 00:46:01,024
but if you’re into it and you’re telling the truth
1667
00:46:01,024 –> 00:46:02,584
and you’re not trying to drink with the power,
1668
00:46:02,584 –> 00:46:04,224
if you’re really into each,
1669
00:46:04,224 –> 00:46:04,504
you know,
1670
00:46:04,544 –> 00:46:05,184
I’m into you.
1671
00:46:05,984 –> 00:46:06,624
I’m in the,
1672
00:46:07,024 –> 00:46:08,584
I am, I’m into you,
1673
00:46:08,584 –> 00:46:09,664
I’m into my people,
1674
00:46:09,704 –> 00:46:11,184
I’m into the time I live in,
1675
00:46:11,504 –> 00:46:14,384
and it’s a home run if,
1676
00:46:15,104 –> 00:46:15,824
can I do one more?
1677
00:46:15,824 –> 00:46:17,264
I’m sorry to take over the host.
1678
00:46:17,264 –> 00:46:18,224
No, this is why you’re here.
1679
00:46:18,224 –> 00:46:18,664
Oh, okay.
1680
00:46:19,264 –> 00:46:20,624
I’m working for the New York Times,
1681
00:46:21,104 –> 00:46:25,024
and I get a message at work.
1682
00:46:26,424 –> 00:46:27,424
And my message was,
1683
00:46:27,424 –> 00:46:27,984
oh, by the way,
1684
00:46:28,064 –> 00:46:29,184
my answering was,
1685
00:46:29,184 –> 00:46:30,944
you’d be Charlotte Duff at the New York Times.
1686
00:46:31,344 –> 00:46:32,064
At the tone,
1687
00:46:32,504 –> 00:46:33,584
if you’d like to press 1,
1688
00:46:33,584 –> 00:46:34,384
please do so.
1689
00:46:34,904 –> 00:46:35,904
If you’d like to press 2,
1690
00:46:36,064 –> 00:46:36,864
please do so.
1691
00:46:38,024 –> 00:46:40,784
I got called in to the head secretary,
1692
00:46:40,784 –> 00:46:42,384
the very end professor to do that.
1693
00:46:42,784 –> 00:46:43,064
It’s like,
1694
00:46:43,064 –> 00:46:43,504
it’s funny,
1695
00:46:43,504 –> 00:46:44,224
shut the fuck up.
1696
00:46:45,264 –> 00:46:46,224
But it was a guy who goes,
1697
00:46:46,384 –> 00:46:47,744
Charlie, you don’t know me.
1698
00:46:47,744 –> 00:46:49,984
You don’t really need to know my name.
1699
00:46:49,984 –> 00:46:52,544
But, you know,
1700
00:46:52,624 –> 00:46:55,024
the story you wrote about striper season,
1701
00:46:55,024 –> 00:46:58,304
the strike pass open and season open on Jamaica Bay,
1702
00:46:58,544 –> 00:46:58,864
you know.
1703
00:46:59,624 –> 00:47:02,304
I really like that story so much that I clipped it
1704
00:47:02,304 –> 00:47:03,504
and I put it in my drawer.
1705
00:47:03,624 –> 00:47:05,904
And whenever I’m feeling down,
1706
00:47:05,904 –> 00:47:08,344
Charlie, I take that out of the drawer and I give
1707
00:47:08,344 –> 00:47:08,864
it a read.
1708
00:47:08,864 –> 00:47:11,824
And I just want to let you know I took it out of the
1709
00:47:11,824 –> 00:47:12,384
drawer today.
1710
00:47:13,744 –> 00:47:14,144
Thanks.
1711
00:47:17,184 –> 00:47:18,464
That single you’re talking about?
1712
00:47:18,464 –> 00:47:21,104
That was a grand slam.
1713
00:47:21,144 –> 00:47:21,424
Hell yeah.
1714
00:47:21,544 –> 00:47:23,584
And I never knew.
1715
00:47:24,144 –> 00:47:24,544
I dig it.
1716
00:47:24,544 –> 00:47:26,704
I just, I saw the excitement that you were talking
1717
00:47:26,704 –> 00:47:27,464
about some of this with,
1718
00:47:27,464 –> 00:47:29,264
and it, it’s probably like maybe when we,
1719
00:47:29,544 –> 00:47:31,264
we’re coming up with a new premise where we’re like,
1720
00:47:31,264 –> 00:47:32,864
okay, I might be working this for a while.
1721
00:47:32,864 –> 00:47:33,904
It’s a big chunk.
1722
00:47:34,224 –> 00:47:35,904
You get excited about that new content that you’re
1723
00:47:35,904 –> 00:47:36,384
pushing out,
1724
00:47:36,744 –> 00:47:38,944
and then you start exploring that subject matter,
1725
00:47:39,264 –> 00:47:41,184
and sometimes it leads you down a rabbit hole that
1726
00:47:41,184 –> 00:47:42,144
you would never expect.
1727
00:47:42,464 –> 00:47:43,144
I’m Grace Karos,
1728
00:47:43,184 –> 00:47:45,424
and I’m 3rd generation of American Coney Island.
1729
00:47:45,824 –> 00:47:47,584
People say Detroit’s a comeback city.
1730
00:47:47,584 –> 00:47:48,384
I say, where you been?
1731
00:47:48,384 –> 00:47:50,064
We’ve been here for over 100 years.
1732
00:47:50,544 –> 00:47:52,464
My family’s been here on the same corner,
1733
00:47:52,624 –> 00:47:55,904
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1734
00:47:55,904 –> 00:47:56,144
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1735
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So like always,
1736
00:47:57,664 –> 00:47:58,704
we’re keeping things fresh,
1737
00:47:58,864 –> 00:48:00,224
updated, and new.
1738
00:48:02,544 –> 00:48:04,304
We’d love to have you come downtown and visit us,
1739
00:48:04,384 –> 00:48:05,104
but if you can’t,
1740
00:48:05,264 –> 00:48:07,424
you can always go to AmericanConeyIsland.com,
1741
00:48:07,504 –> 00:48:08,384
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1742
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1743
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when it rains,
1744
00:48:12,864 –> 00:48:13,744
the power goes out,
1745
00:48:13,744 –> 00:48:15,024
and when the power goes out,
1746
00:48:15,024 –> 00:48:15,944
the internet goes out.
1747
00:48:15,944 –> 00:48:17,024
When the internet goes out,
1748
00:48:17,024 –> 00:48:20,224
I call my friend Matt and Bernie at XG Service Group.
1749
00:48:20,384 –> 00:48:22,224
Look at Bernie here on his hands and knees,
1750
00:48:22,384 –> 00:48:23,744
giving it everything he’s got.
1751
00:48:24,304 –> 00:48:25,504
Look at that man crack.
1752
00:48:25,744 –> 00:48:26,704
So busy.
1753
00:48:27,344 –> 00:48:28,384
He forgot to wear a belt.
1754
00:48:28,384 –> 00:48:30,464
There’s Matt right there getting the board together.
1755
00:48:30,464 –> 00:48:34,704
That’s 734-245-4100 if you need Matt and Bernie to
1756
00:48:35,024 –> 00:48:37,024
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1758
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1760
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1761
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1762
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1763
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1764
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1765
00:48:51,664 –> 00:48:52,144
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1766
00:48:52,144 –> 00:48:55,824
Call XG Services at 734-245-4100.
1767
00:48:56,304 –> 00:48:57,224
You guys do great.
1768
00:48:57,344 –> 00:48:58,384
Good fucking bits.
1769
00:48:58,544 –> 00:48:59,024
Thank you.
1770
00:48:59,104 –> 00:49:00,144
Really good bits.
1771
00:49:00,304 –> 00:49:02,624
And you know they’re not all the best,
1772
00:49:02,784 –> 00:49:05,424
but I’m talking about mine.
1773
00:49:06,064 –> 00:49:07,224
No, I’m aware of all that.
1774
00:49:07,224 –> 00:49:08,384
Even when you make one,
1775
00:49:08,384 –> 00:49:08,784
you’re like,
1776
00:49:08,784 –> 00:49:11,184
okay, being professional,
1777
00:49:11,184 –> 00:49:11,344
you know,
1778
00:49:11,344 –> 00:49:14,184
that’s as good as we could do in the time and the
1779
00:49:14,184 –> 00:49:14,904
circumstance,
1780
00:49:14,904 –> 00:49:15,184
you know?
1781
00:49:15,424 –> 00:49:19,584
And it is because I can tell we got to go one more
1782
00:49:19,584 –> 00:49:19,784
time.
1783
00:49:19,784 –> 00:49:20,624
We got to go one more time,
1784
00:49:20,704 –> 00:49:20,944
you know?
1785
00:49:21,104 –> 00:49:23,584
And then just like that Beagle one,
1786
00:49:23,584 –> 00:49:24,784
I didn’t know that was going to hit.
1787
00:49:25,424 –> 00:49:26,624
yeah, you never know.
1788
00:49:26,624 –> 00:49:29,264
You just put it out and it’s just good honest work.
1789
00:49:29,664 –> 00:49:32,144
it’s funny that you’re working on so many levels.
1790
00:49:32,584 –> 00:49:35,104
Because funny is also trying to be like ironic,
1791
00:49:35,584 –> 00:49:35,824
you know,
1792
00:49:35,984 –> 00:49:38,544
the double entendre actually speaking to what’s true
1793
00:49:38,704 –> 00:49:39,584
through humor.
1794
00:49:39,904 –> 00:49:41,104
Which is a lot of comedy.
1795
00:49:41,104 –> 00:49:42,624
It’s just solving a math problem.
1796
00:49:42,984 –> 00:49:43,144
Yeah.
1797
00:49:43,504 –> 00:49:45,504
You know, which is a bit of reporting as well.
1798
00:49:45,864 –> 00:49:47,504
I think your comedy is deeper than that,
1799
00:49:47,504 –> 00:49:47,904
though.
1800
00:49:47,904 –> 00:49:50,944
I think we’re probably 2 good examples where Dave’s
1801
00:49:50,944 –> 00:49:53,064
been doing it so much longer than me that I probably
1802
00:49:53,064 –> 00:49:53,904
do a lot of the tricks,
1803
00:49:53,904 –> 00:49:54,304
you know,
1804
00:49:54,304 –> 00:49:55,024
misdirections,
1805
00:49:55,024 –> 00:49:55,744
double entendres,
1806
00:49:55,784 –> 00:49:56,184
whatnot.
1807
00:49:56,544 –> 00:49:58,464
But you have so much truth in your comedy that you’ve
1808
00:49:58,464 –> 00:49:59,184
elevated it,
1809
00:49:59,424 –> 00:50:01,184
I think, beyond that math problem.
1810
00:50:01,824 –> 00:50:03,424
You know, you’ve taken it to the next level.
1811
00:50:03,504 –> 00:50:05,784
And maybe it’s the same way with reporting,
1812
00:50:05,784 –> 00:50:07,104
where when you’re starting out,
1813
00:50:07,904 –> 00:50:09,904
you kind of go through some of the motions,
1814
00:50:09,904 –> 00:50:11,104
learning the tricks of the trade,
1815
00:50:11,344 –> 00:50:12,144
but then when you can,
1816
00:50:12,144 –> 00:50:14,944
I think, elevate it to something more,
1817
00:50:15,024 –> 00:50:16,704
something that does have truth,
1818
00:50:16,704 –> 00:50:17,744
that speaks to everybody,
1819
00:50:18,624 –> 00:50:20,464
that’s when maybe you’ve done your job and maybe that’s
1820
00:50:20,464 –> 00:50:22,384
when you’ve hit your home run.
1821
00:50:22,544 –> 00:50:22,864
Right.
1822
00:50:23,664 –> 00:50:25,784
No, and I really appreciate you saying that because
1823
00:50:25,784 –> 00:50:26,784
you’re a brilliant comic.
1824
00:50:26,784 –> 00:50:27,544
And I mean,
1825
00:50:27,544 –> 00:50:29,584
and you’re an absolutely fucking brilliant writer.
1826
00:50:29,584 –> 00:50:30,064
And
1827
00:50:30,544 –> 00:50:31,664
He’s got a really big cock,
1828
00:50:31,664 –> 00:50:31,984
I heard.
1829
00:50:33,904 –> 00:50:35,264
Polish that while you’re at it.
1830
00:50:35,344 –> 00:50:36,464
I know nobody can see it,
1831
00:50:36,464 –> 00:50:37,824
so technically it’s not real.
1832
00:50:37,904 –> 00:50:40,064
He told me if I said that on tonight’s show,
1833
00:50:40,064 –> 00:50:41,104
I could touch it later.
1834
00:50:41,104 –> 00:50:43,344
So that’s how it wouldn’t matter.
1835
00:50:43,744 –> 00:50:44,144
You promised.
1836
00:50:44,144 –> 00:50:44,504
I did.
1837
00:50:44,704 –> 00:50:46,144
You want to see my scar?
1838
00:50:47,740 –> 00:50:49,340
You want to know how I got these scars?
1839
00:50:49,340 –> 00:50:50,900
That’s what the man said to me.
1840
00:50:50,900 –> 00:50:52,460
I have Joker pain on my balls.
1841
00:50:53,980 –> 00:50:55,100
It’s just a big :).
1842
00:50:56,140 –> 00:50:57,180
He was wearing a collar.
1843
00:50:57,260 –> 00:50:57,380
Yeah.
1844
00:50:59,660 –> 00:51:00,780
Dave talks like Batman.
1845
00:51:00,820 –> 00:51:01,580
He has puppies.
1846
00:51:01,580 –> 00:51:02,380
No, but he did.
1847
00:51:02,460 –> 00:51:03,180
He had a collar.
1848
00:51:03,180 –> 00:51:03,740
I believed him.
1849
00:51:05,380 –> 00:51:06,140
Who are beagles?
1850
00:51:07,020 –> 00:51:08,500
I’m a fan of animals.
1851
00:51:08,780 –> 00:51:09,420
I love them.
1852
00:51:09,580 –> 00:51:10,140
How so?
1853
00:51:10,140 –> 00:51:12,580
I make them so they’ve never seen daylight or walked.
1854
00:51:13,260 –> 00:51:18,140
Humane Society said I am number one and also #2.
1855
00:51:18,220 –> 00:51:19,100
Out of top three,
1856
00:51:19,100 –> 00:51:20,300
I am two of them.
1857
00:51:21,100 –> 00:51:21,580
Okay?
1858
00:51:22,580 –> 00:51:23,740
So take that.
1859
00:51:24,140 –> 00:51:24,500
I think.
1860
00:51:28,380 –> 00:51:29,420
your teeth can’t heal,
1861
00:51:29,420 –> 00:51:30,700
but the stock market can.
1862
00:51:30,700 –> 00:51:31,740
That’s just a fact.
1863
00:51:32,060 –> 00:51:34,060
The market roller coaster is making you grind your
1864
00:51:34,060 –> 00:51:34,300
teeth.
1865
00:51:34,540 –> 00:51:39,980
Call or text my friend Luke Nowacki at 248-663-4748.
1866
00:51:40,300 –> 00:51:42,540
We’re all hanging on to this ride like Gayle King and
1867
00:51:42,540 –> 00:51:43,340
Katy Perry.
1868
00:51:43,500 –> 00:51:44,860
Just hang on to your flower.
1869
00:51:45,100 –> 00:51:47,300
Some people are saying that the earth will be better
1870
00:51:47,300 –> 00:51:48,540
when this is all over.
1871
00:51:49,260 –> 00:51:50,060
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1872
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1873
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1876
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live closer to home?
1877
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1878
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1879
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1880
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1881
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1882
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1884
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Call Archangel at 989-614-0316.
1885
00:52:27,100 –> 00:52:29,340
I think with comedy though,
1886
00:52:30,140 –> 00:52:32,300
a lot of the influence on it to be truthful and even
1887
00:52:32,300 –> 00:52:34,220
finally put my book out that I had written and write
1888
00:52:34,220 –> 00:52:36,060
an article and do these things for the first time,
1889
00:52:36,060 –> 00:52:36,940
it’s just based on
1890
00:52:37,900 –> 00:52:38,460
People like you,
1891
00:52:38,460 –> 00:52:40,460
people that have actually put stuff out there and
1892
00:52:40,460 –> 00:52:41,060
been honest,
1893
00:52:41,060 –> 00:52:42,940
but there’s not a lot of reporters anymore.
1894
00:52:43,300 –> 00:52:46,940
Like it seems like a dead racket for actual people
1895
00:52:46,940 –> 00:52:47,060
who.
1896
00:52:47,060 –> 00:52:48,220
Which is awesome.
1897
00:52:48,300 –> 00:52:50,700
I mean, like the plug,
1898
00:52:51,340 –> 00:52:52,660
no bullshit News Hour.
1899
00:52:52,660 –> 00:52:53,060
It’s great.
1900
00:52:53,060 –> 00:52:53,500
I’ve been on it.
1901
00:52:53,500 –> 00:52:55,100
Yeah, he’s been on it.
1902
00:52:55,100 –> 00:52:55,540
is great.
1903
00:52:55,540 –> 00:52:56,220
And he was.
1904
00:52:56,620 –> 00:52:57,580
He was okay on it.
1905
00:52:57,580 –> 00:52:58,460
I was fabulous.
1906
00:52:58,820 –> 00:52:59,420
He was.
1907
00:52:59,420 –> 00:53:01,900
But like, okay,
1908
00:53:01,900 –> 00:53:03,820
if they don’t want to do it,
1909
00:53:04,060 –> 00:53:05,980
then the No Bullshit News Hour is going to do it.
1910
00:53:06,140 –> 00:53:07,340
And we can have fun.
1911
00:53:07,660 –> 00:53:08,940
And it’s lawyered up,
1912
00:53:09,260 –> 00:53:09,580
right?
1913
00:53:09,580 –> 00:53:10,620
And it’s researched.
1914
00:53:10,620 –> 00:53:11,820
And we got comics.
1915
00:53:11,860 –> 00:53:15,980
And we, the No Bullshit News Hour,
1916
00:53:17,420 –> 00:53:19,340
hosted the mayoral debate.
1917
00:53:20,220 –> 00:53:20,780
That’s what.
1918
00:53:21,260 –> 00:53:22,060
We took over.
1919
00:53:22,300 –> 00:53:24,620
And it got so bad that Channel 4,
1920
00:53:24,660 –> 00:53:25,500
the big station,
1921
00:53:25,740 –> 00:53:27,580
they had a rush to put one together.
1922
00:53:28,620 –> 00:53:29,180
Really?
1923
00:53:29,220 –> 00:53:29,340
Yeah.
1924
00:53:29,340 –> 00:53:29,980
Embarrassing.
1925
00:53:30,660 –> 00:53:32,020
It’s fucking great.
1926
00:53:32,020 –> 00:53:33,140
And you were at Fox too,
1927
00:53:33,140 –> 00:53:33,660
are you still?
1928
00:53:33,820 –> 00:53:35,300
Yeah, obviously you’re not,
1929
00:53:35,300 –> 00:53:35,740
but I mean,
1930
00:53:35,900 –> 00:53:37,100
how long were you there for?
1931
00:53:38,860 –> 00:53:41,140
Six, but while I got a,
1932
00:53:41,140 –> 00:53:42,620
I was the syndicated.
1933
00:53:43,340 –> 00:53:46,220
So Fox has 18 local stations.
1934
00:53:46,580 –> 00:53:48,180
Wherever there’s an NFC football team,
1935
00:53:48,180 –> 00:53:48,940
they have one here.
1936
00:53:49,340 –> 00:53:49,660
Okay.
1937
00:53:49,660 –> 00:53:51,260
So Fox owns this station.
1938
00:53:51,500 –> 00:53:52,700
That’s how they made their money.
1939
00:53:52,980 –> 00:53:53,100
Okay.
1940
00:53:53,260 –> 00:53:54,540
Right, the football contracts.
1941
00:53:54,780 –> 00:53:55,260
Okay.
1942
00:53:55,260 –> 00:53:58,380
So I went around the country and they had the choice
1943
00:53:58,380 –> 00:53:59,820
if they wanted to pick up what I was doing.
1944
00:53:59,820 –> 00:54:03,300
So I would be in Dallas or Tampa or wherever I might
1945
00:54:03,300 –> 00:54:04,780
be and put it out there.
1946
00:54:04,780 –> 00:54:05,340
So, you know.
1947
00:54:06,020 –> 00:54:07,660
We did pretty good here in Dallas.
1948
00:54:07,820 –> 00:54:08,780
Detroit, I mean,
1949
00:54:08,780 –> 00:54:10,780
Detroit News did pretty well for as far as people
1950
00:54:10,780 –> 00:54:11,420
watching.
1951
00:54:11,420 –> 00:54:13,380
I did a thing on Jason Carr Show for a while.
1952
00:54:13,380 –> 00:54:14,540
It’s where I first bumped into you,
1953
00:54:14,540 –> 00:54:16,460
but it was a comics roundtable.
1954
00:54:16,940 –> 00:54:19,540
And then they showed the Travelogue or Travago guy,
1955
00:54:19,540 –> 00:54:21,460
and he’s all like unshaven and sweaty.
1956
00:54:21,460 –> 00:54:21,980
And I was like,
1957
00:54:22,220 –> 00:54:23,780
well, of course these hotels are discounted.
1958
00:54:23,780 –> 00:54:25,900
He’s killed a prostitute in every one of these rooms.
1959
00:54:26,380 –> 00:54:28,860
And then they no longer had the comedy roundtable.
1960
00:54:28,860 –> 00:54:29,340
So I just.
1961
00:54:31,020 –> 00:54:31,740
You killed it.
1962
00:54:31,740 –> 00:54:32,220
Way to go.
1963
00:54:32,380 –> 00:54:34,020
I mean, you really killed it.
1964
00:54:34,060 –> 00:54:34,940
Yeah, slayed it,
1965
00:54:35,660 –> 00:54:36,220
murdered it.
1966
00:54:36,420 –> 00:54:38,140
When cars look at me like,
1967
00:54:39,020 –> 00:54:39,340
I’m like,
1968
00:54:39,340 –> 00:54:40,060
what are we live?
1969
00:54:40,060 –> 00:54:40,620
Oh, we are.
1970
00:54:42,140 –> 00:54:42,860
Oh, we’re dead now.
1971
00:54:43,140 –> 00:54:45,900
Yeah, I felt that’s what was needed.
1972
00:54:45,940 –> 00:54:48,300
But apparently the people watching TV at 8 in the morning
1973
00:54:48,300 –> 00:54:48,780
didn’t agree.
1974
00:54:48,780 –> 00:54:49,620
Yeah, you tried it,
1975
00:54:49,620 –> 00:54:50,220
didn’t work.
1976
00:54:51,180 –> 00:54:52,660
I think with comedy,
1977
00:54:52,660 –> 00:54:55,180
you do get some not grand slams.
1978
00:54:55,180 –> 00:54:56,300
Well, the laughs were good,
1979
00:54:56,500 –> 00:54:58,300
but just the,
1980
00:54:58,700 –> 00:54:59,580
yeah, that didn’t stay.
1981
00:55:00,140 –> 00:55:00,940
on that thought that,
1982
00:55:01,820 –> 00:55:02,900
reporting isn’t,
1983
00:55:03,820 –> 00:55:05,060
there isn’t as much corporate money,
1984
00:55:05,060 –> 00:55:05,820
there isn’t as much money,
1985
00:55:05,820 –> 00:55:06,140
isn’t it?
1986
00:55:06,140 –> 00:55:07,820
Doesn’t that make it kind of fucking punk rock,
1987
00:55:07,820 –> 00:55:08,420
though, where it’s like,
1988
00:55:08,420 –> 00:55:09,020
it’s cool again?
1989
00:55:09,020 –> 00:55:10,300
Because if there was all of that,
1990
00:55:10,540 –> 00:55:13,380
then isn’t it kind of like a town that’s become gentrified
1991
00:55:13,380 –> 00:55:14,740
where it’s no longer cool?
1992
00:55:14,740 –> 00:55:16,700
Like you want the town before that.
1993
00:55:17,060 –> 00:55:19,180
where there are talented artists,
1994
00:55:19,180 –> 00:55:19,660
reporters,
1995
00:55:19,660 –> 00:55:20,180
journalists,
1996
00:55:20,180 –> 00:55:21,580
there’s a bunch of cool shit happening.
1997
00:55:21,780 –> 00:55:23,500
But then once all that comes in,
1998
00:55:23,500 –> 00:55:25,620
it can taint the product.
1999
00:55:25,660 –> 00:55:26,780
I love punk rock.
2000
00:55:26,820 –> 00:55:27,820
They call me OG.
2001
00:55:27,820 –> 00:55:30,140
They call me OG of TikTok.
2002
00:55:30,220 –> 00:55:31,020
Yeah, it’s kind of a cool,
2003
00:55:31,020 –> 00:55:32,820
like, that’s the best time to be in it,
2004
00:55:32,820 –> 00:55:34,060
even if the money isn’t great,
2005
00:55:34,060 –> 00:55:34,540
but like,
2006
00:55:34,780 –> 00:55:37,820
that’s the coolest time to be in it.
2007
00:55:37,900 –> 00:55:39,900
No, Well, it’s not the coolest.
2008
00:55:39,900 –> 00:55:40,780
You need some money.
2009
00:55:41,220 –> 00:55:41,740
Of course.
2010
00:55:42,540 –> 00:55:43,900
Money’s cooler than punk rock.
2011
00:55:44,380 –> 00:55:44,620
Yeah.
2012
00:55:44,780 –> 00:55:46,500
Well, there’s GG Allen punk rock,
2013
00:55:46,500 –> 00:55:46,980
and then there’s
2014
00:55:47,060 –> 00:55:48,140
people that we’re touring.
2015
00:55:48,540 –> 00:55:49,980
It just depends on what scale.
2016
00:55:51,980 –> 00:55:53,540
But where do you,
2017
00:55:53,620 –> 00:55:53,980
where do you?
2018
00:55:53,980 –> 00:55:54,260
All right,
2019
00:55:54,300 –> 00:55:54,700
fuck it.
2020
00:55:54,700 –> 00:55:56,060
Then be the coals of reporting.
2021
00:55:56,460 –> 00:55:56,700
All right,
2022
00:55:57,500 –> 00:55:58,460
I’m trying to,
2023
00:55:58,460 –> 00:55:58,700
you know.
2024
00:55:59,580 –> 00:56:01,980
You look, every dog in the mainstream media,
2025
00:56:01,980 –> 00:56:03,820
like even this show,
2026
00:56:03,980 –> 00:56:04,220
you know,
2027
00:56:04,540 –> 00:56:06,940
Glenn, Glenn’s not out reporting anymore.
2028
00:56:07,820 –> 00:56:08,300
You guys are,
2029
00:56:08,460 –> 00:56:10,460
so where do we actually get the info?
2030
00:56:11,260 –> 00:56:12,620
we just make it up most people.
2031
00:56:12,620 –> 00:56:14,860
They have a journalist that wears velour tracksuits
2032
00:56:15,620 –> 00:56:17,900
and is fucking insane as far as I’m concerned.
2033
00:56:17,900 –> 00:56:18,940
Hey, I would not talk about it.
2034
00:56:19,220 –> 00:56:20,140
Okay, jeez.
2035
00:56:20,460 –> 00:56:20,780
All right,
2036
00:56:20,860 –> 00:56:21,660
fine, we’re moving on.
2037
00:56:21,660 –> 00:56:23,940
Yeah, no, we look it up and then we kind of decide
2038
00:56:23,940 –> 00:56:24,700
what we want to talk about.
2039
00:56:24,700 –> 00:56:25,100
Look it up,
2040
00:56:25,100 –> 00:56:27,420
but who put it down in the first place?
2041
00:56:27,580 –> 00:56:29,180
So who do you actually trust?
2042
00:56:29,500 –> 00:56:32,300
Oh, I don’t trust anything that we say on this show.
2043
00:56:32,540 –> 00:56:34,340
No, that, but you guys look it up,
2044
00:56:35,140 –> 00:56:36,060
repurpose it,
2045
00:56:36,140 –> 00:56:36,940
comment on it,
2046
00:56:36,940 –> 00:56:37,260
right?
2047
00:56:37,500 –> 00:56:38,860
But like, what’s true?
2048
00:56:38,860 –> 00:56:40,540
We learned that they’re lying to us.
2049
00:56:41,140 –> 00:56:41,420
Yeah.
2050
00:56:42,140 –> 00:56:44,860
So where do you get your information?
2051
00:56:45,100 –> 00:56:47,100
That’s the space I’m trying to get.
2052
00:56:47,660 –> 00:56:49,100
Like, I want it to be entertained.
2053
00:56:49,660 –> 00:56:51,220
So when I was asked to do a podcast,
2054
00:56:51,220 –> 00:56:52,700
it took me a year to agree to it,
2055
00:56:52,900 –> 00:56:53,940
because I’m looking at it like,
2056
00:56:54,940 –> 00:56:56,940
why the fuck I need to sit around,
2057
00:56:56,940 –> 00:56:59,540
listen to guys talk about shit we’re talking about.
2058
00:56:59,820 –> 00:57:01,740
There’s 2 million of these things.
2059
00:57:01,980 –> 00:57:03,820
So you guys figured out what you’re doing.
2060
00:57:03,820 –> 00:57:04,940
You know what I mean?
2061
00:57:05,180 –> 00:57:05,700
Taking news,
2062
00:57:05,700 –> 00:57:06,340
doing comedy.
2063
00:57:06,500 –> 00:57:09,260
What’s different here are the original bits.
2064
00:57:09,420 –> 00:57:09,740
Right.
2065
00:57:09,820 –> 00:57:10,620
It is so
2066
00:57:11,260 –> 00:57:12,740
People don’t do that,
2067
00:57:12,740 –> 00:57:13,100
dude.
2068
00:57:13,340 –> 00:57:14,860
So it’s really unique.
2069
00:57:15,100 –> 00:57:16,300
It’s a real space.
2070
00:57:16,300 –> 00:57:17,580
That’s why people watch it,
2071
00:57:17,580 –> 00:57:17,900
right?
2072
00:57:17,980 –> 00:57:18,300
Yes.
2073
00:57:19,260 –> 00:57:22,780
Mine is, if I don’t know the guy that made that news
2074
00:57:22,780 –> 00:57:23,660
or the, you know,
2075
00:57:23,660 –> 00:57:25,580
the guy that is in the news,
2076
00:57:26,860 –> 00:57:28,220
or I didn’t do the news,
2077
00:57:28,220 –> 00:57:29,340
then we’re not doing that news.
2078
00:57:30,140 –> 00:57:30,540
Okay.
2079
00:57:31,260 –> 00:57:32,940
Well, that’s as authentic as you can get then.
2080
00:57:33,100 –> 00:57:34,140
So we’re going to do like,
2081
00:57:34,140 –> 00:57:34,420
you know,
2082
00:57:34,420 –> 00:57:35,420
an hour a week.
2083
00:57:36,140 –> 00:57:37,180
Here’s the news you need.
2084
00:57:37,860 –> 00:57:39,100
You know, it’s
2085
00:57:39,740 –> 00:57:40,420
International.
2086
00:57:40,420 –> 00:57:42,700
We got people in Ukraine and Mexico,
2087
00:57:43,020 –> 00:57:45,420
but we’re going to give you some Detroit.
2088
00:57:45,420 –> 00:57:46,860
We’re going to give you some Lansing.
2089
00:57:46,860 –> 00:57:48,860
We’re going to we’ve had Andrew Cuomo on.
2090
00:57:48,860 –> 00:57:49,420
What do you know about?
2091
00:57:49,420 –> 00:57:50,060
You know what I mean?
2092
00:57:50,060 –> 00:57:50,300
Right.
2093
00:57:50,460 –> 00:57:54,540
So there’s a shitload of money to be made locally because
2094
00:57:54,620 –> 00:57:56,300
that’s what really got abandoned.
2095
00:57:57,820 –> 00:58:00,380
You know, what’s going on in your community?
2096
00:58:00,620 –> 00:58:02,180
There’s no one out today.
2097
00:58:02,180 –> 00:58:02,460
Yeah.
2098
00:58:02,820 –> 00:58:06,140
Most of it is regurgitating headlines that other people
2099
00:58:06,140 –> 00:58:06,620
wrote.
2100
00:58:06,980 –> 00:58:09,660
about far-off lands that they don’t even have any idea
2101
00:58:09,660 –> 00:58:09,820
of.
2102
00:58:10,380 –> 00:58:16,780
So yeah, like we’ve seen the decline over time of the
2103
00:58:16,780 –> 00:58:17,420
reporter.
2104
00:58:18,460 –> 00:58:21,260
It used to be a respected
2105
00:58:22,020 –> 00:58:25,260
job that you’re gonna go out and you’re gonna foot,
2106
00:58:25,340 –> 00:58:25,540
you know,
2107
00:58:25,980 –> 00:58:26,940
boots on the ground,
2108
00:58:27,100 –> 00:58:28,380
get stories from people,
2109
00:58:28,700 –> 00:58:31,820
and it’s turned into just get headlines.
2110
00:58:32,140 –> 00:58:33,820
And it used to be blue collar.
2111
00:58:33,980 –> 00:58:34,460
Yes.
2112
00:58:34,540 –> 00:58:35,340
So it used to be like,
2113
00:58:35,340 –> 00:58:36,940
dudes, maybe you went to college,
2114
00:58:36,940 –> 00:58:37,820
maybe you didn’t.
2115
00:58:37,980 –> 00:58:39,700
You know, you came up like me,
2116
00:58:39,700 –> 00:58:40,660
you came up like him,
2117
00:58:40,660 –> 00:58:42,460
and you got a fucking real chip,
2118
00:58:43,100 –> 00:58:43,420
right?
2119
00:58:43,580 –> 00:58:44,380
About like,
2120
00:58:44,740 –> 00:58:45,420
what’s going on,
2121
00:58:45,460 –> 00:58:47,020
what happened in my factory?
2122
00:58:47,420 –> 00:58:48,460
Why is it like this?
2123
00:58:50,140 –> 00:58:50,940
And that got…
2124
00:58:51,460 –> 00:58:52,540
taken over by these,
2125
00:58:52,940 –> 00:58:54,540
the heir to the Dupont fortune.
2126
00:58:54,900 –> 00:58:55,060
Yeah.
2127
00:58:55,060 –> 00:58:58,180
Or maybe like these people didn’t go come from working
2128
00:58:58,180 –> 00:58:58,500
class.
2129
00:58:58,500 –> 00:58:59,180
They left.
2130
00:58:59,980 –> 00:59:00,260
They left.
2131
00:59:00,260 –> 00:59:01,420
They want to be part of the crew.
2132
00:59:01,420 –> 00:59:05,740
They want to go to the symposium or the White House
2133
00:59:05,740 –> 00:59:06,740
Correspondents Dinner.
2134
00:59:07,020 –> 00:59:08,220
Fucking gross.
2135
00:59:09,820 –> 00:59:11,340
But I would want to see you there.
2136
00:59:11,420 –> 00:59:12,620
Like that would be the funniest.
2137
00:59:12,780 –> 00:59:13,580
Oh, fuck off.
2138
00:59:14,040 –> 00:59:14,600
Exactly.
2139
00:59:14,680 –> 00:59:15,080
Yeah.
2140
00:59:15,800 –> 00:59:16,280
But, I mean,
2141
00:59:16,280 –> 00:59:16,760
I know them.
2142
00:59:17,480 –> 00:59:18,480
When I was at the New York Times,
2143
00:59:18,480 –> 00:59:19,640
we weren’t allowed to go to it.
2144
00:59:20,960 –> 00:59:23,240
Because they actually understood the theater of it.
2145
00:59:23,560 –> 00:59:24,640
I think they go now.
2146
00:59:24,640 –> 00:59:26,120
I can’t say for sure.
2147
00:59:26,160 –> 00:59:28,640
I think it’s just to write about how the comic offended
2148
00:59:28,640 –> 00:59:29,080
everyone.
2149
00:59:29,160 –> 00:59:31,320
I don’t think there’s any other reason they have it.
2150
00:59:32,560 –> 00:59:33,920
There’s no purpose to it.
2151
00:59:34,080 –> 00:59:35,920
That’s why I say you got to keep it punk rock.
2152
00:59:35,920 –> 00:59:36,440
And by that,
2153
00:59:36,440 –> 00:59:37,560
I’m going to read this ad.
2154
00:59:38,040 –> 00:59:38,440
All right,
2155
00:59:38,440 –> 00:59:38,800
listen.
2156
00:59:39,960 –> 00:59:41,640
Blaze TV just dropped.
2157
00:59:41,800 –> 00:59:42,240
That’s right.
2158
00:59:42,240 –> 00:59:43,760
An explosive investigation.
2159
00:59:43,760 –> 00:59:44,400
Let me get in here.
2160
00:59:44,400 –> 00:59:45,560
They just dropped this show.
2161
00:59:46,280 –> 00:59:46,880
They just dropped.
2162
00:59:46,880 –> 00:59:47,120
Oh no.
2163
00:59:47,160 –> 00:59:47,480
Making news.
2164
00:59:47,880 –> 00:59:49,000
I’ve said so much worse.
2165
00:59:49,000 –> 00:59:49,880
They paid no attention.
2166
00:59:50,280 –> 00:59:50,680
So I.
2167
00:59:51,560 –> 00:59:53,440
This is 57 minutes and they are not watching.
2168
00:59:53,880 –> 00:59:54,280
I promise.
2169
00:59:54,680 –> 00:59:56,120
They just want to make sure this gets out.
2170
00:59:57,640 –> 00:59:58,800
maybe they are watching this part.
2171
00:59:58,880 –> 01:00:00,240
Guys are joking.
2172
01:00:00,240 –> 01:00:01,080
I mean, come on.
2173
01:00:01,080 –> 01:00:02,000
These are jokes here,
2174
01:00:02,000 –> 01:00:02,360
people.
2175
01:00:02,920 –> 01:00:05,600
If you want to see the full unfiltered investigation
2176
01:00:05,600 –> 01:00:06,640
that they’ve got prepared for you,
2177
01:00:06,640 –> 01:00:08,360
can become a Blaze TV subscriber.
2178
01:00:08,600 –> 01:00:09,640
And by doing that,
2179
01:00:09,640 –> 01:00:11,920
you are helping us get our own paychecks.
2180
01:00:11,920 –> 01:00:15,880
So head on over to blazetv.com slash normal world and
2181
01:00:15,880 –> 01:00:17,240
get $20 off your subscription.
2182
01:00:17,400 –> 01:00:18,040
That’s all you got to do.
2183
01:00:18,040 –> 01:00:19,400
Sign up, support,
2184
01:00:19,800 –> 01:00:20,920
and that’s it.
2185
01:00:20,960 –> 01:00:23,240
And this is the media that a lot of people won’t show
2186
01:00:23,240 –> 01:00:23,560
you.
2187
01:00:23,720 –> 01:00:23,960
Yeah.
2188
01:00:24,360 –> 01:00:24,920
So again.
2189
01:00:25,080 –> 01:00:25,480
Thank you.
2190
01:00:25,520 –> 01:00:25,960
That’s.
2191
01:00:27,000 –> 01:00:27,840
More importantly,
2192
01:00:28,440 –> 01:00:29,400
cut to his camera.
2193
01:00:30,280 –> 01:00:31,640
We got to do Frontier Magazine,
2194
01:00:31,640 –> 01:00:32,120
everybody.
2195
01:00:32,680 –> 01:00:33,960
I got to do this one right here too.
2196
01:00:34,360 –> 01:00:37,560
Also, Charlie and I will be in an upcoming edition
2197
01:00:37,560 –> 01:00:38,720
of Frontier Magazine,
2198
01:00:38,720 –> 01:00:40,920
which you can get a subscription yourself.
2199
01:00:41,240 –> 01:00:42,280
Go ahead a little higher.
2200
01:00:42,920 –> 01:00:45,560
So this camera’s here all the time and we’re using
2201
01:00:45,560 –> 01:00:46,040
the other one.
2202
01:00:46,600 –> 01:00:46,920
All right,
2203
01:00:46,920 –> 01:00:51,400
so the blazestv.com slash frontier and right there.
2204
01:00:51,880 –> 01:00:54,400
you can get a little subscription and you’re going
2205
01:00:54,400 –> 01:00:55,320
to read a good,
2206
01:00:55,320 –> 01:00:56,040
couple of stories.
2207
01:00:56,040 –> 01:00:56,760
Look at that rocket ship.
2208
01:00:57,960 –> 01:00:58,600
Well, you know,
2209
01:00:59,000 –> 01:01:00,120
I’m kind of into,
2210
01:01:00,440 –> 01:01:01,400
well, Blaze TV go,
2211
01:01:01,400 –> 01:01:02,520
yeah, definitely go get that.
2212
01:01:02,680 –> 01:01:05,240
But I’m into a magazine now that they’re gone.
2213
01:01:05,640 –> 01:01:07,640
It is pretty cool that it’s going back and getting
2214
01:01:07,960 –> 01:01:08,640
shit in your hand.
2215
01:01:08,640 –> 01:01:10,440
And it’s like a bespoke thing,
2216
01:01:10,440 –> 01:01:10,760
you know,
2217
01:01:10,760 –> 01:01:11,560
something special.
2218
01:01:11,760 –> 01:01:15,600
I mean, I’m sitting on the can for half an hour looking
2219
01:01:15,600 –> 01:01:16,520
at the phone anyway,
2220
01:01:16,680 –> 01:01:18,760
so why can’t I do it longhand with it physical?
2221
01:01:19,160 –> 01:01:21,560
I do miss the old days of just the crumpled up,
2222
01:01:21,600 –> 01:01:21,760
you know,
2223
01:01:22,280 –> 01:01:23,880
Uncle John’s toilet reader,
2224
01:01:24,560 –> 01:01:25,880
or just in the newspaper.
2225
01:01:26,120 –> 01:01:29,320
I would always have the comic section as a young man
2226
01:01:29,560 –> 01:01:31,160
reading some Far Side and such.
2227
01:01:31,480 –> 01:01:33,680
Some Garfield highbrow Garfield.
2228
01:01:33,800 –> 01:01:35,000
Some highbrow Garfield.
2229
01:01:35,400 –> 01:01:36,200
Peter, if you’re listening,
2230
01:01:36,200 –> 01:01:37,800
maybe you should do a cartoon strip.
2231
01:01:37,800 –> 01:01:41,880
Remember the old lady in Playboy with the old boobs?
2232
01:01:42,120 –> 01:01:45,760
They should just put in the most offensive Playboy-esque
2233
01:01:45,760 –> 01:01:46,680
cartoons.
2234
01:01:47,320 –> 01:01:49,320
into this magazine to surprise the viewers.
2235
01:01:49,400 –> 01:01:50,960
Well, it’s supposed to be a guy’s magazine.
2236
01:01:50,960 –> 01:01:52,040
Yeah, so there you go.
2237
01:01:52,040 –> 01:01:54,280
It’s just a drawing of two people fucking that Dave
2238
01:01:54,280 –> 01:01:55,160
did on a napkin.
2239
01:01:55,320 –> 01:01:55,880
Yes, it is.
2240
01:01:56,520 –> 01:01:58,120
You can get that at Front Tier Magazine.
2241
01:01:58,360 –> 01:02:01,160
Or you can do that up in Gaylord while you’re at that
2242
01:02:01,360 –> 01:02:01,720
thing, bro.
2243
01:02:02,440 –> 01:02:04,040
Remember, don’t bring protection.
2244
01:02:04,360 –> 01:02:04,560
All right,
2245
01:02:04,560 –> 01:02:06,400
we’ve got to get out of here in a second before we
2246
01:02:06,400 –> 01:02:07,880
get to the last part of our show.
2247
01:02:08,120 –> 01:02:09,360
Austin, where can we find you?
2248
01:02:09,720 –> 01:02:11,560
Midwest Comedy Tour.com.
2249
01:02:12,040 –> 01:02:12,440
Check it out.
2250
01:02:12,440 –> 01:02:13,720
We’ve got a lot of dates coming up.
2251
01:02:13,720 –> 01:02:15,240
We’re playing Sturgis this year.
2252
01:02:15,800 –> 01:02:17,560
And we’re all over the Midwest,
2253
01:02:17,560 –> 01:02:17,800
man.
2254
01:02:17,800 –> 01:02:18,560
So it’ll be fun.
2255
01:02:18,560 –> 01:02:19,960
A lot of old titties at Sturgis.
2256
01:02:19,960 –> 01:02:20,760
Doing Bike Week.
2257
01:02:20,920 –> 01:02:21,120
Yeah.
2258
01:02:21,400 –> 01:02:22,240
Oh, that’s huge.
2259
01:02:22,520 –> 01:02:23,000
Sweet.
2260
01:02:23,160 –> 01:02:24,120
Congratulations.
2261
01:02:24,160 –> 01:02:24,320
Yeah.
2262
01:02:24,360 –> 01:02:25,880
Not the big stage like Jelly Roll,
2263
01:02:25,880 –> 01:02:26,440
but you know,
2264
01:02:26,440 –> 01:02:27,080
we’ll be there.
2265
01:02:27,480 –> 01:02:28,840
And Jelly Roll’s dope too though.
2266
01:02:28,920 –> 01:02:29,600
You say what’s up?
2267
01:02:29,720 –> 01:02:30,800
Yeah, no, he’s playing to like,
2268
01:02:30,800 –> 01:02:32,600
he’s playing to like 50,000 people.
2269
01:02:32,600 –> 01:02:34,360
I’m not doing that,
2270
01:02:34,440 –> 01:02:35,160
but we’ll be there.
2271
01:02:35,160 –> 01:02:36,920
Still, you still go there though.
2272
01:02:37,080 –> 01:02:38,000
Yeah, so come on out.
2273
01:02:38,000 –> 01:02:39,080
It’ll it’ll be fun.
2274
01:02:39,880 –> 01:02:40,400
Be proud.
2275
01:02:40,400 –> 01:02:41,680
Somebody will pickpocket you.
2276
01:02:41,680 –> 01:02:43,880
You’ll be able to see some 80 year old titties.
2277
01:02:44,120 –> 01:02:44,920
Yeah.
2278
01:02:45,480 –> 01:02:46,360
It’s a good time.
2279
01:02:46,440 –> 01:02:48,600
And that’s burned when you come to my show.
2280
01:02:50,600 –> 01:02:51,160
Comedy.
2281
01:02:51,200 –> 01:02:51,560
Come on.
2282
01:02:52,120 –> 01:02:53,240
And where can we find you,
2283
01:02:53,240 –> 01:02:53,520
Charlie?
2284
01:02:53,520 –> 01:02:56,040
Where’s the best place for people to search your content?
2285
01:02:56,040 –> 01:02:57,600
I mean, the No Bullshit podcast,
2286
01:02:57,600 –> 01:02:59,080
but No BS News Hour,
2287
01:02:59,080 –> 01:03:00,440
the Michigan Enjoyer.
2288
01:03:01,240 –> 01:03:02,320
I got, I got to,
2289
01:03:02,320 –> 01:03:03,880
oh, you remember the old Northland Mall?
2290
01:03:04,560 –> 01:03:05,800
They took down a couple years ago?
2291
01:03:06,280 –> 01:03:07,080
Don’t worry.
2292
01:03:08,040 –> 01:03:11,160
It’s cremains have been buried in Detroit in the lots
2293
01:03:11,160 –> 01:03:12,120
where kids play.
2294
01:03:12,600 –> 01:03:13,160
Are you serious?
2295
01:03:13,200 –> 01:03:15,280
A very nice little video in an in-depth,
2296
01:03:15,560 –> 01:03:16,680
fuck you,
2297
01:03:16,680 –> 01:03:17,640
want to be governor?
2298
01:03:17,880 –> 01:03:19,000
What’s the meaning of that?
2299
01:03:19,000 –> 01:03:20,280
We need a federal investigation.
2300
01:03:20,440 –> 01:03:22,040
So that’s the enjoyer.com.
2301
01:03:22,840 –> 01:03:24,000
I put all my shit on X,
2302
01:03:24,000 –> 01:03:25,480
so it’s Charlie LaDuff.
2303
01:03:25,880 –> 01:03:28,120
What happened with all the Eastland Mall stuff?
2304
01:03:28,360 –> 01:03:29,320
That’s where I grew up by.
2305
01:03:30,120 –> 01:03:31,120
That’s the…
2306
01:03:31,880 –> 01:03:33,000
I can’t remember if it was,
2307
01:03:33,320 –> 01:03:34,560
they buried that in Grosse Pointe,
2308
01:03:34,560 –> 01:03:35,600
Grosse Pointe Park,
2309
01:03:35,920 –> 01:03:36,520
Grosse Pointe.
2310
01:03:37,640 –> 01:03:38,960
I’m not here to name cities.
2311
01:03:38,960 –> 01:03:41,320
I love my constituents.
2312
01:03:41,480 –> 01:03:43,080
You can count as much as you want.
2313
01:03:43,280 –> 01:03:44,040
If you want to count,
2314
01:03:44,040 –> 01:03:44,920
here’s what you should count.
2315
01:03:44,920 –> 01:03:47,000
Humane Society number one and two.
2316
01:03:47,200 –> 01:03:47,800
Count that,
2317
01:03:47,800 –> 01:03:48,440
fuck face.
2318
01:03:49,920 –> 01:03:52,360
What I’m saying is the kill shelter has said I’m a
2319
01:03:52,360 –> 01:03:53,160
great person.
2320
01:03:54,680 –> 01:03:55,560
In Springfield,
2321
01:03:55,560 –> 01:03:57,880
Ohio, they hold me in very high regard.
2322
01:03:59,600 –> 01:04:00,360
One for you.
2323
01:04:00,760 –> 01:04:01,400
One for you.
2324
01:04:01,400 –> 01:04:04,120
He just walks away and starts eating a cat.
2325
01:04:05,400 –> 01:04:06,520
There’s this one right there.
2326
01:04:06,680 –> 01:04:07,160
Oh, hold on.
2327
01:04:07,400 –> 01:04:07,880
Big news.
2328
01:04:09,400 –> 01:04:10,280
No, that happened.
2329
01:04:10,760 –> 01:04:11,320
Positive.
2330
01:04:11,920 –> 01:04:13,080
Look at the hair on that man.
2331
01:04:13,080 –> 01:04:13,800
That’s an animal.
2332
01:04:13,880 –> 01:04:14,440
That thing?
2333
01:04:15,000 –> 01:04:15,720
For sure.
2334
01:04:15,720 –> 01:04:16,760
He looks like he was a cat.
2335
01:04:16,760 –> 01:04:17,800
Oh wow.
2336
01:04:17,800 –> 01:04:18,440
All right,
2337
01:04:18,440 –> 01:04:20,520
now we’re going to go to the end of the world.
2338
01:04:27,880 –> 01:04:28,440
Pew.
2339
01:04:28,760 –> 01:04:29,320
Buy the merch.
2340
01:04:29,800 –> 01:04:30,120
Come on.
2341
01:04:30,120 –> 01:04:31,640
Oh yeah, buy normal world merch.
2342
01:04:32,040 –> 01:04:33,160
It’s very soft and comfortable.
2343
01:04:33,160 –> 01:04:33,640
What are you doing?
2344
01:04:33,640 –> 01:04:34,560
What are you doing?
2345
01:04:34,920 –> 01:04:35,320
I know.
2346
01:04:35,720 –> 01:04:36,280
It’s up there.
2347
01:04:36,880 –> 01:04:37,600
Where do you get it?
2348
01:04:37,800 –> 01:04:39,040
Blaze shop.com.
2349
01:04:39,160 –> 01:04:39,840
Shop Blaze.
2350
01:04:40,040 –> 01:04:41,240
That always makes that one up.
2351
01:04:41,480 –> 01:04:42,520
I’ll put it in the description.
2352
01:04:42,520 –> 01:04:44,640
Shop blaze.com slash normal world.
2353
01:04:44,640 –> 01:04:45,160
Go check it out.
2354
01:04:45,160 –> 01:04:46,440
Slash collections slash.
2355
01:04:46,440 –> 01:04:48,160
Oh yeah, I forgot about the collection.
2356
01:04:49,400 –> 01:04:49,720
Slash.
2357
01:04:50,800 –> 01:04:51,120
Slash.
2358
01:04:51,120 –> 01:04:52,920
How many slashes you got to go through to get to our
2359
01:04:52,920 –> 01:04:53,240
stuff?
2360
01:04:53,240 –> 01:04:54,880
Slash page 52.
2361
01:04:54,880 –> 01:04:55,480
Yeah, dude,
2362
01:04:55,640 –> 01:04:56,080
literally.
2363
01:04:57,000 –> 01:04:57,320
Age.
2364
01:04:57,480 –> 01:04:59,480
Yeah, there’s five shows that have been off the air
2365
01:04:59,480 –> 01:05:00,440
and we’re just behind that.
2366
01:05:00,520 –> 01:05:02,200
You mean scrolling through?
2367
01:05:02,200 –> 01:05:02,320
Yeah.
2368
01:05:04,120 –> 01:05:04,800
Here’s the hoodies.
2369
01:05:04,800 –> 01:05:06,160
It took me 45 minutes.
2370
01:05:06,160 –> 01:05:06,520
Oh great.
2371
01:05:06,840 –> 01:05:07,360
Oh my God.
2372
01:05:07,560 –> 01:05:08,360
No songs this show,
2373
01:05:08,680 –> 01:05:08,840
Pat.
2374
01:05:09,800 –> 01:05:10,080
Okay.
2375
01:05:10,840 –> 01:05:11,800
We actually do well.
2376
01:05:11,800 –> 01:05:13,240
That’s the part I’m good.
2377
01:05:13,320 –> 01:05:15,240
I think you guys did the research.
2378
01:05:15,240 –> 01:05:15,680
It’s growing.
2379
01:05:15,680 –> 01:05:16,480
It’s growing.
2380
01:05:17,160 –> 01:05:17,800
It’s gone.
2381
01:05:18,040 –> 01:05:20,520
It went down real then and now it’s growing back up.
2382
01:05:20,920 –> 01:05:22,440
See, we got rid of all the chaff.
2383
01:05:22,440 –> 01:05:24,200
We just getting the good people.
2384
01:05:24,520 –> 01:05:26,120
Like to YouTube subscribers now.
2385
01:05:26,600 –> 01:05:28,080
I think we’re 109,000.
2386
01:05:28,120 –> 01:05:29,640
Yeah, you’re a little bit behind me,
2387
01:05:29,640 –> 01:05:30,240
but that’s okay.
2388
01:05:30,240 –> 01:05:31,080
That’s all right.
2389
01:05:32,280 –> 01:05:33,560
Maybe Glenn wants to invest.
2390
01:05:34,040 –> 01:05:36,240
Well, that would be not a bad idea.
2391
01:05:36,240 –> 01:05:38,280
And I can get behind you on the merch side.
2392
01:05:39,000 –> 01:05:40,960
Can you roll your eyes at trannies?
2393
01:05:41,040 –> 01:05:41,560
53.
2394
01:05:42,120 –> 01:05:43,000
I hug trannies.
2395
01:05:43,240 –> 01:05:43,720
See?
2396
01:05:44,080 –> 01:05:44,280
I do.
2397
01:05:44,400 –> 01:05:45,080
I hug trannies.
2398
01:05:45,080 –> 01:05:45,720
That’s what I’m saying.
2399
01:05:45,960 –> 01:05:46,920
Six in Woodward.
2400
01:05:47,640 –> 01:05:48,840
Oh, oh, I know the area.
2401
01:05:49,080 –> 01:05:49,320
Yeah.
2402
01:05:50,520 –> 01:05:50,920
Went out there,
2403
01:05:50,920 –> 01:05:51,960
did a tranny story.
2404
01:05:52,600 –> 01:05:54,040
yeah, it’s sad.
2405
01:05:54,040 –> 01:05:54,840
When we were young,
2406
01:05:54,840 –> 01:05:56,880
we used to go with the Nokia phones and pretend we
2407
01:05:56,880 –> 01:05:58,120
were cops to watch them run.
2408
01:05:58,120 –> 01:05:59,360
It was really a shitty thing to do,
2409
01:05:59,400 –> 01:06:00,600
but it was always kind of funny.
2410
01:06:00,600 –> 01:06:01,240
Yeah, you were a kid,
2411
01:06:01,240 –> 01:06:02,280
it was what was that last year?
2412
01:06:02,360 –> 01:06:02,600
Yeah.
2413
01:06:02,760 –> 01:06:04,600
Oh, no, it was six months ago.
2414
01:06:05,880 –> 01:06:06,920
Oh, when it’s cold,
2415
01:06:06,920 –> 01:06:08,080
now you’re a son of a bitch.
2416
01:06:08,120 –> 01:06:10,080
Yeah, my dad’s buried there.
2417
01:06:10,080 –> 01:06:12,000
What we like to do is go over there and say,
2418
01:06:12,440 –> 01:06:12,600
you know,
2419
01:06:12,600 –> 01:06:15,640
say, leave little flowers and then scare the shit
2420
01:06:15,640 –> 01:06:17,080
out of transgender prostitutes.
2421
01:06:17,800 –> 01:06:19,960
That’s how they really get hurt.
2422
01:06:20,760 –> 01:06:21,160
Yeah.
2423
01:06:21,240 –> 01:06:23,120
Don’t believe Elizabeth Warren bullshit.
2424
01:06:23,120 –> 01:06:24,400
Never been on a street in her life.
2425
01:06:24,400 –> 01:06:25,960
It’s a sex trade.
2426
01:06:25,960 –> 01:06:26,760
That’s where.
2427
01:06:26,760 –> 01:06:29,360
She’s usually on the reservation.
2428
01:06:29,360 –> 01:06:31,080
No, a week after we did this story,
2429
01:06:31,080 –> 01:06:31,960
we just wanted to talk,
2430
01:06:32,840 –> 01:06:33,360
show the life.
2431
01:06:33,360 –> 01:06:34,640
A week later,
2432
01:06:34,640 –> 01:06:37,080
bam, one of the girls takes it in the head dead.
2433
01:06:37,080 –> 01:06:37,400
Oh, God.
2434
01:06:37,880 –> 01:06:41,840
And Highland Park didn’t have any fucking homicide
2435
01:06:41,840 –> 01:06:42,760
cops because we’re broke.
2436
01:06:42,920 –> 01:06:45,080
So if you want to
2437
01:06:45,800 –> 01:06:47,720
help transgender people for real,
2438
01:06:47,960 –> 01:06:49,480
you don’t defund the police,
2439
01:06:49,640 –> 01:06:52,600
you fund the police to protect them because that’s
2440
01:06:52,600 –> 01:06:54,120
where shit’s really going on.
2441
01:06:54,280 –> 01:06:55,560
Not at a track meet,
2442
01:06:55,960 –> 01:06:57,240
not at a swimming pool,
2443
01:06:57,640 –> 01:06:59,000
but there in real life.
2444
01:06:59,040 –> 01:06:59,320
Right.
2445
01:06:59,560 –> 01:07:00,920
If you really care about them,
2446
01:07:01,160 –> 01:07:04,840
then stop with the fucking Ivy League bullshit and
2447
01:07:04,840 –> 01:07:06,120
get with what’s real in life.
2448
01:07:06,200 –> 01:07:07,320
I know, I just.
2449
01:07:08,040 –> 01:07:08,680
No, that’s,
2450
01:07:09,160 –> 01:07:10,760
they don’t care about any of those people.
2451
01:07:10,760 –> 01:07:11,600
They just want the votes.
2452
01:07:11,600 –> 01:07:13,720
They don’t know a thing about anybody who’s out on
2453
01:07:13,720 –> 01:07:14,520
the street like that.
2454
01:07:14,880 –> 01:07:16,600
And the people that get hurt like that,
2455
01:07:16,600 –> 01:07:18,120
they don’t give a fuck about them.
2456
01:07:18,360 –> 01:07:19,000
Of course not.
2457
01:07:19,000 –> 01:07:20,640
They’re not even into the pretense.
2458
01:07:20,640 –> 01:07:22,600
It’s a different world.
2459
01:07:22,760 –> 01:07:23,720
It’s tragic,
2460
01:07:23,720 –> 01:07:24,200
but I mean,
2461
01:07:24,200 –> 01:07:24,920
it’s the truth.
2462
01:07:24,920 –> 01:07:25,960
They just use that.
2463
01:07:26,080 –> 01:07:27,880
No, dude, it’s a normal world.
2464
01:07:28,960 –> 01:07:30,760
That’s the normal world.
2465
01:07:31,000 –> 01:07:34,200
The abnormal world is what’s getting projected to us.
2466
01:07:34,720 –> 01:07:35,800
This is the normal world.
2467
01:07:35,960 –> 01:07:37,120
I feel like we should just end on that.
2468
01:07:37,120 –> 01:07:37,880
We should,
2469
01:07:38,440 –> 01:07:38,800
see ya.
2470
01:07:39,160 –> 01:07:39,640
Good night.
