Detroit funny man Dave Landau.
4 time drunk. Banned from Canada.
“Best thing that ever happened to me. Windsor’s some of the best comedy crowds ever. Call me when you boot Justin Trudeau. He’s Fidel Castro’s son, you know.”
PLUS- Dave on flight attendant Pete Buttigieg, mortgage mogul Dan “The Ghoul” Gilbert, failing CNN, the Covid hoax, and the Death of Woke.
TRANSCRIPT:
Dave Landau.
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Detroit’s most famous comedian.
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All right,
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well, we got Detroit’s other most famous comedian,
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comedian Detroit Red.
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You want to laugh?
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I saw you on Kill Tony yesterday.
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Oh, thank you.
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I didn’t laugh.
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Thank you.
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That’s all I ask.
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No, my man.
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Your name used to be comedian Detroit Red.
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He still don’t know it.
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I’m really not funny,
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I told him to get rid of the comedian part,
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but he said,
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well, it feels like I’m ripping off Malcolm X.
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I’m like, the fucking one?
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He’s dead.
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Yeah, that’s true.
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It’s not copyright.
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Yeah, that’s.
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He did go by Detroit Red for a long time,
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didn’t he?
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That’s right.
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Then he joined the nation.
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And then Red murdered him.
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Get the name.
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Yeah, but anyway,
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watch this.
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You did that to him.
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Watch this.
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This is Red’s Christmas special.
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Trailers for sale or rent.
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Put me out of the house on divorce.
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Started from the bottom.
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I ain’t got no cigarettes in hell,
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but too I was up.
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Merry Christmas to me.
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I don’t know who sent me this George for me,
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but I’m about to have me my first home cooked meal
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since I’ve been in the Normandy.
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Hell yeah,
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I’m about to cook me a whole Christmas dinner.
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Might not be no Turkey or no Cornish hen or no ham,
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but it’s going to be a home cooked meal on Christmas.
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Since I’ve been staying here at the Normandy,
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the daytime desk clerk Moe,
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me and him done got to be real cool.
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As a desk clerk,
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I done seen all.
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I done seen everything you can name from the top to
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the bottom,
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from the bottom to the top.
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And Moe got some real funny stories about people trying
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to cook here.
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Well, let me tell you,
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it’s a story of a guy.
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He was cooking,
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but he was late for work.
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He was cooking so quick and so fast he forgot to turn
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the fire off.
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So by the time we all figured it out,
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everybody was outside in the undies telling what happened.
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And this guy was at work with a hot grilled cheese
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sandwich.
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So my job was to make sure I didn’t become the next
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funny story.
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Well, first thing I got to do is prep me a cooking
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It ain’t like I got no kitchen in here.
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So I’m going to use another table here.
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Got to prep that.
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Meat first.
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So he saw me getting my little stuff together and he
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kind of warned me.
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Well, all I got to tell him,
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I said he better hope it got it got his own holly
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jolly in there and it got his own happiness cause
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he going to be very disappointed.
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All right,
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got my chicken rinsed off,
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meat’s rinsed.
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Now I got to grab my seasonings cause you can’t ain’t
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have no bland chicken baby.
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Tell you the best meal to eat here is the one that
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you bring in.
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Alright, now all I got to do is season the chicken,
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let it soak in these great seasons.
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For the sweet hot chicken sauce,
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we’re going to use 2 packs KFC hot sauce,
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one pack of red gold ketchup,
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and for the sweet a pack of KFC honey sauce.
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I got my sauce done,
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got my chicken,
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my meat is marinating.
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Got this bad boy plugged up.
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Soon as it get hot I can put on some of my Pam baby
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easy clean up.
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You better hope that it heat up and the lights don’t
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go out cause you got to give up.
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You got to get one of the other up.
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Either you go cook with the lights on or you going
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to cook without the with the lights off.
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So it’s up to you.
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So that’s a chance you take.
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See listen it the way it’s set up.
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If you plug up,
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you better unplug.
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And if you unplug,
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you better be ready to plug something up.
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You got to keep that circuit moving.
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I knew Moe might be a little sick cause he had just
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warned me,
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but being the cool guy he was,
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he took his time,
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came on back up there and got me going.
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And of course,
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being red,
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I tried to do it all over again.
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This shouldn’t be too long for this bad boy heat up
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till damn.
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One of the main problems that I ran into was you need
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real silverware in order to cook with a door for me.
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You can’t use no plastic shit.
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God damn it.
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God damn it.
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God damn it.
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I wish I had a real fucking silverware.
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You tell me nothing.
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I only had one plastic fork,
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and by the time I finished the first chicken breast,
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it had to melt it.
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So I had to cook the second chicken breast pretty much
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with my hands.
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Man, fuck that.
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$5 for two chicken breasts?
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I’m mentioning this son of a bitch.
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Oh, we eating this.
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I don’t give a damn.
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So after I,
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you know,
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figured out that I had to burn myself on my fingertips
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but like I’m smoking a blunt trying to flip the chicken
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breast, I had to prepare my beans cause I had me some
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good baked beans and some sweet corn and I need to
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read more cause it was cream of corn.
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It wasn’t real corn.
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So that that didn’t work out at all.
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I had to season up my beans.
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So after all of that I prepared the meal and I was
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ready to go.
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Sat down, turned on the TV to have me a nice.
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Christmas dinner and a drink.
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My first home cooked meal.
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Oh, I can’t wait.
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Boy, this is going to be.
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I can taste it now.
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I ain’t got no damn for it.
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We’re going to make it happen.
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We’re just.
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I want you to look mother.
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A little dry,
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even with the sauce.
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My first home cook.
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Yeah, sure.
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At least it’s home cooked.
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Merry Christmas to me.
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I ended up going to Coney Island by the time it was
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all over with.
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So after all the issues,
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room to prepare,
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power going out on my way out to Coney Island,
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I decided to offer more some of this meal I cooked
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He refused.
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He tried to give me something,
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but what he had to give me,
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like I told him,
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if he made it here,
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it stay here.
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I said, I don’t want to take it with me.
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And Red said,
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man, what I’m gonna do with it?
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I said the same thing you always do with it.
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Make a wish and eat it.
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I’m a man of means by no means king of the world.
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Live from downtown Detroit is the No Bullshit News
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Hour with my main man,
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Charlie Leda and Karen Dubas.
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I’m just breaking this double or bullshit.
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Double or bullshit.
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Dude, with everything,
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I decided to change price to go.
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Ready, set,
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go and go.
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Detroit might not make it to the championships,
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but you can have a little bit of Detroit at your next
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championship party.
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American Coney Island.
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12 dogs with all the fixin airmail special right to
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your door.
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That includes Alaska and Hawaii.
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Americanconeyisland.com The first,
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the best,
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and better than all the rest.
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And they can’t fly either.
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Yeah, baby,
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I’m going to Vegas.
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They got a Cony store there,
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Yeah! This message of Uplift is brought to you by business
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responsible real estate investment?
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I don’t mean to make it sound like this,
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but it’s franchising.
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the flow,
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they staff it for you.
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work it off,
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and eventually you become the owner.
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The investor gets paid.
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The caregivers can actually end up being their own
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People get to live in communities.
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They’re clean.
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They’re small.
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They’re tight.
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If you are interested in investing in this,
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you’ll get get a better explanation from Archangel
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Believe me,
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this is the future.
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This is what’s happening.
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989-614-0416.
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We’re speechless.
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Wow, that was a meal.
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Dave, I just love the George Foreman cause it was like,
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oh, you could make a steak and take all the flavor
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out of it all at once.
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I’m kind of worried cause I went to the Taco Bell with
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my daughter the other day.
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And she was like ripping off all the condiments.
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She’s going to turn out like red.
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Do you know they’re making Taco Bell Nuggets now?
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Like chicken nuggets or like taquitos?
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Yeah, no, it’s gonna be just the Taco Bell Nuggets.
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I don’t know why.
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It’s like the Taco Bell breakfast.
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I still don’t know why.
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Nobody stopped for that.
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It’s like,
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do you want diarrhea this morning?
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Do you know White Castle’s got a breakfast?
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Yeah, it looks pretty good.
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I’ve heard their breakfast is good.
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I’ve heard that it’s.
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I’ve never had it,
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but I’ve heard it’s pretty good.
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This is this is post COVID though.
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Everything looks good on the picture when you pull
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And then like,
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what the fuck is this?
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But their clam strips are good.
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Now who would imagine decent clam strips at White Castle?
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I can’t believe you didn’t even try it.
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I think you’re wrong.
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I took one.
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I took one from someone else.
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I tried them.
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They were good.
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They were OK.
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They were edible.
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You lived.
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Is that what you mean?
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I am here.
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Well, I want to.
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I want to thank Dave Lando,
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Detroit’s own Dave Lando stopping in.
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He’s on in the middle of his Midwest swing on his national
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comedy tour.
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He, of course,
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is the host of Normal World on Blaze TV.
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And you just did Kill Tony.
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That just posted yesterday,
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Yeah, yeah,
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that was just on.
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How was that?
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It was cool,
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I hadn’t done it before.
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And it’s just you kind of sit there and you judge people.
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But I’m trying not to be mean because they’re open
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micers and it was fun.
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It was actually a really good time.
306
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You were pretty mean.
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Yeah, it was kind of.
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It’s hard not to be.
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Like one guy is like,
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how have you been doing it?
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He goes 14 years.
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I just said why?
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And I couldn’t help it.
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It just fell out of my mouth.
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But for the most part,
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it was fun,
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It really was.
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You’ve been on Netred.
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What was that again?
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Kill Tony.
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You don’t know.
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Kill Tony.
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No, I sound like somebody owe me some money.
324
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Oh, that’s probably why.
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I was gonna say even comedy has,
326
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you know,
327
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it’s not always blurred lines.
328
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You remember the the Trump rally at Madison Square
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That dude was ragging on Puerto Rico?
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Yeah, yeah,
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that’s his show.
332
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And it’s it’s a open mic.
333
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You get one minute,
334
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you get one minute to your bit,
335
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then the cat meows and then they interview you and
336
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it’s basically you get like another 5 minutes to see
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if you can do it off the cuff.
338
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Where’s that out of?
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That’s out of Texas.
340
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Austin Rogan’s club.
341
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So like, if Redmond give that a shout,
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how does that work?
343
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You have to put your name in a bucket and then you
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get drawn.
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You just show up like off site.
346
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Yeah, you show up off site,
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put your name in a bucket,
348
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and then if you get drawn,
349
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they pull you on.
350
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So like they put you in a bar across the street.
351
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And then they come in and yell your name.
352
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And they bring you over.
353
00:13:29,160 –> 00:13:32,160
That’s kind of far to go to do a crappy open mic.
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I got 300 of them here.
355
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He’s not wrong.
356
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I would never do it.
357
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All right,
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well, let’s,
359
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let’s, let’s get in and out.
360
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Let’s have a drink,
361
00:13:44,040 –> 00:13:44,520
It’s Christmas.
362
00:13:45,440 –> 00:13:45,960
It’s Christmas.
363
00:13:45,960 –> 00:13:47,400
Karen brought me a Oh,
364
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I’m in recovery,
365
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but I’ll drink coffee.
366
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You have the coffee.
367
00:13:51,800 –> 00:13:53,200
I’ll watch you drink,
368
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I enjoy it.
369
00:13:54,920 –> 00:13:56,040
I’m in recovery too.
370
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Last night.
371
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Oh, there you go.
372
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I was going to say,
373
00:14:03,880 –> 00:14:05,400
Charlie, he just said he didn’t want any.
374
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I’m giving it to Reds.
375
00:14:08,360 –> 00:14:08,680
I’m sorry.
376
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Can you hand that to Reds?
377
00:14:09,720 –> 00:14:10,600
No, I can.
378
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I’ll relapse.
379
00:14:15,240 –> 00:14:17,200
Dave, you will find there is a lot of peer pressure
380
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Oh, it’s fine.
381
00:14:18,200 –> 00:14:19,680
You have to stand strong.
382
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You’re welcome,
383
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to you,
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my friend.
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All right,
387
00:14:26,680 –> 00:14:27,360
let’s start out with this.
388
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Since you’re living where you live now,
389
00:14:29,880 –> 00:14:30,680
Yeah, Dallas.
390
00:14:30,680 –> 00:14:32,280
Well, Dallas and Detroit often.
391
00:14:32,280 –> 00:14:33,080
But yeah, Dallas.
392
00:14:33,080 –> 00:14:34,680
OK, so you know,
393
00:14:34,920 –> 00:14:35,640
let’s just start.
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Pete Buttigieg.
395
00:14:39,360 –> 00:14:41,400
This guy’s going to make a run for fucking governor.
396
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Hero of mine.
397
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Look, let me let me.
398
00:14:47,160 –> 00:14:49,240
Governor, get the fuck out of here.
399
00:14:49,320 –> 00:14:50,600
Like he’s incompetent.
400
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Let me as secretary of transportation.
401
00:14:53,520 –> 00:14:55,760
Remember when all the boats were in the port of LA,
402
00:14:55,800 –> 00:14:56,840
just all stacked up?
403
00:14:57,000 –> 00:14:58,680
Yes, Pete couldn’t be found.
404
00:14:58,680 –> 00:14:59,640
He’s, you know,
405
00:14:59,640 –> 00:15:01,280
Secretary of Transportation couldn’t be found because
406
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he was on paternity leave.
407
00:15:02,760 –> 00:15:04,040
You correct as a man.
408
00:15:05,280 –> 00:15:07,320
I I don’t care if you’re a woman who birthed triplets
409
00:15:07,360 –> 00:15:10,360
and you’re lactating like nothing’s moving,
410
00:15:10,360 –> 00:15:10,920
motherfucker.
411
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It’s an important job.
412
00:15:11,760 –> 00:15:12,720
You got to come to work.
413
00:15:12,720 –> 00:15:13,800
You can’t be found.
414
00:15:13,960 –> 00:15:14,400
That’s true.
415
00:15:14,440 –> 00:15:17,640
Do you remember when he would take an SUV to near his
416
00:15:17,640 –> 00:15:20,240
job, then take a bike out of the back and ride it
417
00:15:21,440 –> 00:15:21,960
I swear to God.
418
00:15:22,440 –> 00:15:23,720
OK, Mark, no,
419
00:15:23,800 –> 00:15:25,360
we get we because this is serious.
420
00:15:25,360 –> 00:15:28,480
This guy’s this guy’s like pulling at 38%.
421
00:15:28,920 –> 00:15:31,000
Jocelyn Benson’s at 18 and Mike Duggan,
422
00:15:31,000 –> 00:15:31,240
you know,
423
00:15:31,240 –> 00:15:32,000
the crooked Detroit.
424
00:15:32,000 –> 00:15:33,160
He’s at like 3.
425
00:15:34,400 –> 00:15:35,720
I’m shocked he’s at 38.
426
00:15:36,520 –> 00:15:37,160
I ain’t shocked.
427
00:15:37,160 –> 00:15:38,520
Mike Duggan is at three.
428
00:15:38,760 –> 00:15:39,680
Yeah, that’s impressive.
429
00:15:40,440 –> 00:15:41,720
I mean, he should be proud of himself.
430
00:15:43,000 –> 00:15:46,600
Also under Pete Buttigieg as the Secretary of Transportation.
431
00:15:47,280 –> 00:15:48,160
You guys don’t remember,
432
00:15:48,160 –> 00:15:49,880
but remember it was.
433
00:15:50,280 –> 00:15:50,840
You don’t remember,
434
00:15:50,840 –> 00:15:51,600
but do you remember?
435
00:15:51,880 –> 00:15:52,720
We’ll fix that in post.
436
00:15:52,920 –> 00:15:57,480
Yeah, they were up updating the software.
437
00:15:57,920 –> 00:16:00,520
For air traffic controllers safety override.
438
00:16:01,000 –> 00:16:03,720
And by incompetence they fucked it up and shut down
439
00:16:03,720 –> 00:16:06,200
like air traffic control across the entire country.
440
00:16:06,680 –> 00:16:07,720
OK, there was that.
441
00:16:08,680 –> 00:16:12,440
Do you remember like when all the delays and cancellations
442
00:16:12,440 –> 00:16:14,760
really first started and he was blaming it on the
443
00:16:16,360 –> 00:16:17,480
And it wasn’t the weather.
444
00:16:17,480 –> 00:16:19,640
It’s because drones over Jersey.
445
00:16:20,200 –> 00:16:20,560
Well, yeah,
446
00:16:20,560 –> 00:16:20,920
it’s coming.
447
00:16:20,920 –> 00:16:23,480
Air traffic controllers quit because you’re making
448
00:16:23,480 –> 00:16:24,440
them get vaccinated.
449
00:16:24,440 –> 00:16:26,360
You’re retiring and you weren’t training any new ones.
450
00:16:26,680 –> 00:16:28,440
Oh, yeah, I do.
451
00:16:29,080 –> 00:16:29,680
What the fuck?
452
00:16:29,680 –> 00:16:31,480
That’s how all this started.
453
00:16:31,560 –> 00:16:36,760
OK, then we got his DEI hang-ups over construction
454
00:16:36,760 –> 00:16:38,520
and the charging stations.
455
00:16:38,520 –> 00:16:41,400
They can’t get built because all these stupid regulations.
456
00:16:41,480 –> 00:16:42,280
That’s not.
457
00:16:42,720 –> 00:16:44,280
Well, he’d be perfect for Governor of Michigan.
458
00:16:44,360 –> 00:16:45,480
Consider what we got now.
459
00:16:46,520 –> 00:16:47,320
Oh, perfect.
460
00:16:47,880 –> 00:16:50,280
If he can just fake an FBI kidnapping,
461
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I think he’d be perfect.
462
00:16:53,160 –> 00:16:54,360
How about East Palestine?
463
00:16:55,120 –> 00:16:55,720
Yeah, that’s true.
464
00:16:55,800 –> 00:16:58,560
Takes the motherfucker 3 weeks to to find a dapper.
465
00:16:58,560 –> 00:16:59,640
Dan, you know,
466
00:16:59,760 –> 00:17:03,440
boots and a reflective vest and want what a dipshit.
467
00:17:03,440 –> 00:17:04,640
He looks like a Pez dispenser,
468
00:17:04,640 –> 00:17:05,080
this guy.
469
00:17:05,640 –> 00:17:06,840
A Pez dispenser.
470
00:17:11,960 –> 00:17:17,720
He he he grounded private drone flights from Hurricane
471
00:17:18,760 –> 00:17:20,920
People were trying to rescue people and he’s like,
472
00:17:21,480 –> 00:17:22,200
no, you’re out.
473
00:17:22,360 –> 00:17:26,520
And then now he’s got nothing to say about the drones
474
00:17:26,520 –> 00:17:27,880
all over fucking Jersey.
475
00:17:28,280 –> 00:17:30,040
He’s in charge of the safety of disguise.
476
00:17:30,520 –> 00:17:31,480
Oh, and then one more.
477
00:17:32,000 –> 00:17:34,880
Where was he on the spy balloon going across airspace?
478
00:17:34,880 –> 00:17:36,040
Oh, I forgot about that.
479
00:17:36,040 –> 00:17:36,840
Yeah, that’s true.
480
00:17:36,840 –> 00:17:38,800
I forgot about that.
481
00:17:38,840 –> 00:17:41,160
Yeah, I don’t think he knows what they’re they’re looking
482
00:17:41,160 –> 00:17:41,960
for up there.
483
00:17:42,600 –> 00:17:44,240
I mean, if they were looking for glory holes,
484
00:17:44,240 –> 00:17:45,480
I’m sure he’d be on top of it.
485
00:17:45,960 –> 00:17:48,600
But I don’t think he has any idea what they’re searching
486
00:17:49,240 –> 00:17:50,600
Well, that’s a good point.
487
00:17:50,920 –> 00:17:52,200
He could be on his knees.
488
00:17:52,920 –> 00:17:53,720
It’s a difficult.
489
00:17:56,200 –> 00:17:57,880
Hell, before the drones go,
490
00:17:57,960 –> 00:17:59,040
it’s not true.
491
00:17:59,040 –> 00:18:02,040
I just got to give you a lead in here.
492
00:18:02,520 –> 00:18:04,600
Yeah, I think he wants a lead in as well.
493
00:18:06,520 –> 00:18:07,680
Well, I find it remarkable.
494
00:18:07,680 –> 00:18:08,280
Like, you know,
495
00:18:08,280 –> 00:18:09,480
like I’m,
496
00:18:09,600 –> 00:18:10,760
I’m liking X everybody.
497
00:18:10,760 –> 00:18:13,480
You know, you can fuck off if you used to be the blue
498
00:18:13,480 –> 00:18:15,640
check mark people or none of the rest of us could
499
00:18:16,040 –> 00:18:16,360
And you know,
500
00:18:16,520 –> 00:18:16,720
you know,
501
00:18:17,120 –> 00:18:17,880
remember the media,
502
00:18:17,880 –> 00:18:19,400
like you controlled everything.
503
00:18:19,400 –> 00:18:21,640
And what did you have to do to get that?
504
00:18:21,720 –> 00:18:23,720
You had to give Twitter your driver’s license.
505
00:18:24,720 –> 00:18:26,760
I’m not giving you my fucking drive now.
506
00:18:27,160 –> 00:18:28,080
Any redneck can get it.
507
00:18:28,080 –> 00:18:28,800
Just pay 8 bucks,
508
00:18:29,320 –> 00:18:29,640
That’s it.
509
00:18:29,720 –> 00:18:31,600
So now they’re mad because they’re not special.
510
00:18:31,600 –> 00:18:32,760
They never were special.
511
00:18:34,320 –> 00:18:36,400
Onyx, which is now the newspaper of the world.
512
00:18:37,400 –> 00:18:40,280
Pete Buttigieg is flying back to Traverse City,
513
00:18:40,520 –> 00:18:41,240
Carpetbagger,
514
00:18:41,960 –> 00:18:43,480
and the flight’s delayed.
515
00:18:43,960 –> 00:18:44,920
And do we got that clip?
516
00:18:46,840 –> 00:18:52,680
And Pete asks if he can hand out the snacks while they’re
517
00:18:52,680 –> 00:18:53,840
stuck on the runway.
518
00:18:53,840 –> 00:18:56,080
And there’s there’s some hero worship online,
519
00:18:56,080 –> 00:18:56,680
which is,
520
00:18:57,160 –> 00:18:57,520
you know,
521
00:18:57,520 –> 00:18:58,600
they’re good old Pete.
522
00:18:58,600 –> 00:18:59,480
And I’m like Pete.
523
00:19:00,480 –> 00:19:02,440
You’re supposed to stop the air delays,
524
00:19:02,440 –> 00:19:03,760
not hand out fucking nuts.
525
00:19:04,240 –> 00:19:07,240
If Pete Buttigieg is walking up to me offering me nuts,
526
00:19:07,240 –> 00:19:07,480
I’m like,
527
00:19:07,480 –> 00:19:07,960
no thanks,
528
00:19:09,040 –> 00:19:09,480
That’s your.
529
00:19:09,960 –> 00:19:10,600
Here you go.
530
00:19:10,600 –> 00:19:12,440
Yeah, nobody wants a nut from Pete Buttigieg.
531
00:19:12,480 –> 00:19:13,840
I don’t think Pete Buttigieg is nuts.
532
00:19:15,040 –> 00:19:15,320
Hey, well,
533
00:19:15,320 –> 00:19:17,600
at least we know he’s an expert at handling nuts.
534
00:19:17,600 –> 00:19:18,360
Yeah, that’s true.
535
00:19:19,080 –> 00:19:20,840
You notice that there’s none in his hands.
536
00:19:22,800 –> 00:19:24,240
Are you just unzipped?
537
00:19:25,080 –> 00:19:25,440
Is that why?
538
00:19:25,440 –> 00:19:27,480
Is that why he was carrying him like this?
539
00:19:30,360 –> 00:19:31,360
I’ve got hot nuts.
540
00:19:31,360 –> 00:19:33,680
They’re exactly 98.6 degrees.
541
00:19:39,320 –> 00:19:41,320
It’s not even to be homophobic.
542
00:19:41,320 –> 00:19:42,240
But is that not the.
543
00:19:42,920 –> 00:19:44,600
It’s the gayest thing you could do,
544
00:19:45,560 –> 00:19:46,840
If if you’re just going,
545
00:19:46,920 –> 00:19:49,480
I want to be a male flight attendant.
546
00:19:49,480 –> 00:19:51,080
That’s how I want to handle this.
547
00:19:52,120 –> 00:19:54,200
No ditty, right?
548
00:19:57,520 –> 00:19:59,000
So he would fit right in.
549
00:19:59,080 –> 00:20:01,160
Yeah, he’d fit right in.
550
00:20:01,400 –> 00:20:01,800
Like, you know,
551
00:20:01,800 –> 00:20:03,240
like it’s it’s what the fuck?
552
00:20:03,480 –> 00:20:04,800
This is fucking Michigan.
553
00:20:05,560 –> 00:20:08,040
Remember it was like blue collar and smokestacks.
554
00:20:08,440 –> 00:20:12,080
Now we got Pete Buttigieg and a bag of nuts and and
555
00:20:12,080 –> 00:20:13,640
fucking Trudeau up in Canada.
556
00:20:15,000 –> 00:20:15,760
You see what’s happening?
557
00:20:15,760 –> 00:20:16,600
I told you guys.
558
00:20:16,600 –> 00:20:18,320
See, I told you like,
559
00:20:18,360 –> 00:20:18,760
you know,
560
00:20:18,760 –> 00:20:21,160
the concept of this program is.
561
00:20:21,920 –> 00:20:23,240
We want to find our own news.
562
00:20:23,400 –> 00:20:23,920
You know what I mean?
563
00:20:23,920 –> 00:20:27,600
Like, we could do the newspapers and do like what everybody
564
00:20:27,600 –> 00:20:28,360
else does,
565
00:20:28,360 –> 00:20:28,640
you know,
566
00:20:28,640 –> 00:20:29,720
and just comment on it.
567
00:20:30,120 –> 00:20:31,160
But we want to find our own.
568
00:20:31,160 –> 00:20:32,280
So, you know,
569
00:20:32,360 –> 00:20:34,160
last week we were reporting,
570
00:20:34,160 –> 00:20:36,280
like, why would Trump threaten the 25%
571
00:20:36,520 –> 00:20:37,080
tariff fund?
572
00:20:37,240 –> 00:20:39,960
The biggest story is going to be Canada and Mexico.
573
00:20:40,120 –> 00:20:41,480
Yes, not China,
574
00:20:42,200 –> 00:20:44,280
This big trade block and everything going on.
575
00:20:44,680 –> 00:20:48,120
And Trudeau is such a lightweight that.
576
00:20:49,360 –> 00:20:50,680
It’s just unfettered immigration.
577
00:20:50,840 –> 00:20:51,400
You know what I mean?
578
00:20:51,400 –> 00:20:54,880
Like a half a million people a year and half the people,
579
00:20:54,880 –> 00:20:58,440
the security services of Canada that were red-flagged,
580
00:20:58,440 –> 00:20:59,480
they let them in anyway.
581
00:21:01,080 –> 00:21:03,440
So we’ve had 1000 people in the terror watch list come
582
00:21:03,440 –> 00:21:04,880
in the United States that we’ve caught.
583
00:21:05,000 –> 00:21:08,920
And the number one fentanyl bust ever was coming over
584
00:21:08,920 –> 00:21:09,720
into Detroit,
585
00:21:10,560 –> 00:21:11,080
from Toronto.
586
00:21:11,320 –> 00:21:12,200
And why was that?
587
00:21:12,360 –> 00:21:15,840
Because Trudeau decided in 2016 he’s going to waive
588
00:21:15,840 –> 00:21:16,920
visas for Mexicans.
589
00:21:17,320 –> 00:21:18,360
And then this year.
590
00:21:18,800 –> 00:21:20,640
He decides to put him back because too many Mexicans
591
00:21:20,640 –> 00:21:21,480
ask for asylum.
592
00:21:21,760 –> 00:21:24,200
But it’s too late because now the cartel’s got a pipeline
593
00:21:24,680 –> 00:21:26,080
from Toronto to Detroit.
594
00:21:26,680 –> 00:21:34,120
OK, so now the Deputy Prime Minister,
595
00:21:34,120 –> 00:21:36,600
who also double S as the Finance Minister,
596
00:21:36,600 –> 00:21:37,240
she walked.
597
00:21:37,640 –> 00:21:38,680
She more liberal than Trudeau,
598
00:21:38,680 –> 00:21:39,320
but she walked.
599
00:21:39,880 –> 00:21:43,080
Because Trudeau is really unpopular.
600
00:21:43,320 –> 00:21:45,320
He wants to give a tax break for like.
601
00:21:45,920 –> 00:21:47,600
Holiday chocolates and,
602
00:21:47,880 –> 00:21:48,120
you know,
603
00:21:49,560 –> 00:21:54,360
toys and and wrappings and ribbons and a $250 check,
604
00:21:54,360 –> 00:21:55,000
stimmy check.
605
00:21:55,560 –> 00:21:58,080
And they don’t have the money because Trump is like,
606
00:21:58,080 –> 00:21:59,720
we’re going to hit you with the tariffs,
607
00:21:59,720 –> 00:22:00,160
motherfucker.
608
00:22:01,080 –> 00:22:02,800
It’s only a matter of time.
609
00:22:02,800 –> 00:22:07,360
And nobody in the media seems to understand how important
610
00:22:07,640 –> 00:22:08,360
our neighbor,
611
00:22:08,360 –> 00:22:10,360
our cousins are to the South,
612
00:22:10,360 –> 00:22:11,000
I might add.
613
00:22:11,160 –> 00:22:12,160
Yes, right.
614
00:22:12,160 –> 00:22:14,200
Would you take him Trudeau?
615
00:22:15,360 –> 00:22:16,760
I think he’s Castro’s kid.
616
00:22:18,600 –> 00:22:23,880
I mean, I think the second I saw Trudeau singing effeminately
617
00:22:23,880 –> 00:22:27,880
on a piano during COVID when he was just just draped
618
00:22:27,880 –> 00:22:28,480
across it.
619
00:22:28,480 –> 00:22:29,480
I don’t know if you remember.
620
00:22:29,880 –> 00:22:32,680
Everybody was locked down and he was just laying across
621
00:22:32,680 –> 00:22:35,960
a piano doing karaoke at a private elite party.
622
00:22:36,280 –> 00:22:37,160
I’ve hated him.
623
00:22:37,240 –> 00:22:37,640
And I mean,
624
00:22:37,640 –> 00:22:38,040
it’s like,
625
00:22:38,040 –> 00:22:39,800
it’s easy to do the blackface joke,
626
00:22:40,120 –> 00:22:40,600
but I mean,
627
00:22:40,600 –> 00:22:41,640
I think that he’s just,
628
00:22:41,720 –> 00:22:44,840
I I think he’s everything wrong with a leader.
629
00:22:45,320 –> 00:22:48,680
And I think Canada has to fight against that.
630
00:22:48,680 –> 00:22:49,400
I don’t know how,
631
00:22:49,480 –> 00:22:50,440
but they can.
632
00:22:50,760 –> 00:22:51,200
He, I mean,
633
00:22:51,200 –> 00:22:52,600
he’s got to be the most,
634
00:22:53,400 –> 00:22:56,360
he has to be the most easy person to take down.
635
00:22:57,000 –> 00:22:59,720
Like they have to be able to overthrow Justin Trudeau.
636
00:22:59,800 –> 00:23:01,840
They have to be able to do it because that whole thing
637
00:23:01,840 –> 00:23:02,840
in the world’s gone now,
638
00:23:02,840 –> 00:23:03,560
that whole,
639
00:23:03,880 –> 00:23:04,280
you know.
640
00:23:05,040 –> 00:23:07,880
It’s gone the the West,
641
00:23:07,880 –> 00:23:09,480
the entire W Germany,
642
00:23:09,480 –> 00:23:11,080
Sweden, Italy,
643
00:23:11,160 –> 00:23:11,480
you know.
644
00:23:11,880 –> 00:23:14,840
Remember you go over to Canada at 19 and it felt freer.
645
00:23:15,800 –> 00:23:17,840
You know, that was the whole point of turning 19 is
646
00:23:17,840 –> 00:23:19,000
you went over there and you were like,
647
00:23:19,080 –> 00:23:19,880
oh, boobs,
648
00:23:19,960 –> 00:23:21,080
5 point beard,
649
00:23:21,080 –> 00:23:23,600
5 point beard.
650
00:23:23,960 –> 00:23:26,840
Yeah, it was like you got to be free before you hit
651
00:23:27,400 –> 00:23:28,840
Like it was a different feeling.
652
00:23:28,840 –> 00:23:31,240
And now it feels like the most restrictive.
653
00:23:31,680 –> 00:23:35,360
Socialist crazy place it you it’s it feels weird to
654
00:23:35,360 –> 00:23:36,200
do comedy there.
655
00:23:36,440 –> 00:23:39,880
It feels like an it it felt like a freer country at
656
00:23:39,880 –> 00:23:42,360
one point even though it technically wasn’t.
657
00:23:42,600 –> 00:23:43,400
But he isn’t.
658
00:23:43,400 –> 00:23:46,120
He has he’s it’s a regime.
659
00:23:46,360 –> 00:23:49,360
It is a socialist regime that needs to be stopped.
660
00:23:49,560 –> 00:23:51,800
And I worry for their people as much as ours.
661
00:23:52,040 –> 00:23:52,680
And you’re right.
662
00:23:52,680 –> 00:23:56,280
I think that everything that he puts in has in has
663
00:23:58,040 –> 00:24:02,200
Cartel and has allowed the worst part of like a Chinese
664
00:24:02,600 –> 00:24:08,040
gang mafia to filter drugs and and filter people into
665
00:24:08,040 –> 00:24:09,000
our country illegally.
666
00:24:09,160 –> 00:24:10,440
I mean just like the southern border,
667
00:24:10,760 –> 00:24:14,280
like you know we have family across the border.
668
00:24:14,520 –> 00:24:17,360
Same here in the northern border and all during COVID
669
00:24:17,400 –> 00:24:18,920
like till 2023.
670
00:24:19,480 –> 00:24:21,880
You wouldn’t even you wouldn’t let me go and you’re
671
00:24:21,880 –> 00:24:25,400
flying in a half a million people that the most warm
672
00:24:25,560 –> 00:24:27,480
and welcoming people in the world.
673
00:24:27,960 –> 00:24:29,320
Like are now fed up with.
674
00:24:29,640 –> 00:24:31,080
That’s how bad it got.
675
00:24:31,560 –> 00:24:34,120
I was banned from Canada for nine years.
676
00:24:35,360 –> 00:24:35,960
Drunk driving?
677
00:24:38,680 –> 00:24:39,240
Nine years.
678
00:24:39,240 –> 00:24:39,760
We we had,
679
00:24:40,360 –> 00:24:42,520
Somebody gets 4 DUI S and all of a sudden you’re a
680
00:24:45,440 –> 00:24:47,720
Hey, that’s what you get for driving across the border
681
00:24:47,720 –> 00:24:48,520
the correct way.
682
00:24:48,640 –> 00:24:49,320
I know, right?
683
00:24:49,640 –> 00:24:50,720
Backed into Canada.
684
00:24:51,000 –> 00:24:52,600
So are the audiences different,
685
00:24:52,960 –> 00:24:55,080
I mean, do they laugh at your jokes the same?
686
00:24:55,160 –> 00:24:57,240
I mean, do you have to change your content any?
687
00:24:57,600 –> 00:25:00,520
At some points they were better in Windsor for sure.
688
00:25:00,560 –> 00:25:01,480
Yeah, sometimes,
689
00:25:01,480 –> 00:25:01,800
you know,
690
00:25:01,800 –> 00:25:04,440
back, I’m talking 1520 years ago for sure.
691
00:25:04,920 –> 00:25:06,040
But when I went back,
692
00:25:06,040 –> 00:25:08,680
I finally went to Montreal and it was definitely a
693
00:25:08,680 –> 00:25:09,480
little tighter.
694
00:25:10,280 –> 00:25:11,400
But yeah, what was a little tighter?
695
00:25:12,040 –> 00:25:13,480
The the prostitute.
696
00:25:13,560 –> 00:25:15,080
Were you flying to Traverse City?
697
00:25:15,640 –> 00:25:19,040
The legal whores that are above the Starbucks.
698
00:25:19,160 –> 00:25:20,680
That was the craziest thing I’d ever seen.
699
00:25:20,680 –> 00:25:22,040
I’d never been to Montreal.
700
00:25:22,320 –> 00:25:25,320
And it was like you could get the the special fries
701
00:25:25,320 –> 00:25:25,800
they have.
702
00:25:25,800 –> 00:25:26,920
I always forget the name of it.
703
00:25:26,920 –> 00:25:28,360
The it’s called the pinky.
704
00:25:28,360 –> 00:25:29,200
It’s called the pinky.
705
00:25:29,760 –> 00:25:30,360
That’s what it is.
706
00:25:30,840 –> 00:25:32,400
How do you smell that,
707
00:25:32,760 –> 00:25:33,760
I’m just kidding.
708
00:25:33,800 –> 00:25:36,320
Cause you went to our house and you’ll take the special
709
00:25:36,320 –> 00:25:37,880
fries again.
710
00:25:38,000 –> 00:25:38,440
What is it?
711
00:25:38,520 –> 00:25:40,480
Where did you say the legal prostitutes were again?
712
00:25:40,480 –> 00:25:41,040
Oh, you can go to.
713
00:25:41,040 –> 00:25:41,800
It’s Montreal.
714
00:25:42,440 –> 00:25:43,480
I don’t know for sure.
715
00:25:43,480 –> 00:25:44,360
I didn’t go in there.
716
00:25:45,000 –> 00:25:45,480
Well, I mean,
717
00:25:45,480 –> 00:25:46,520
I did just to make sure.
718
00:25:47,200 –> 00:25:47,640
But I did.
719
00:25:47,680 –> 00:25:49,320
Isn’t this a Christmas show?
720
00:25:49,880 –> 00:25:51,240
Well, they were Christmasy.
721
00:25:52,800 –> 00:25:53,720
They were a holiday.
722
00:25:53,720 –> 00:25:54,440
Ho, ho, ho.
723
00:25:54,680 –> 00:25:55,520
Yeah, they were hoes.
724
00:25:57,720 –> 00:25:58,280
They were.
725
00:25:58,440 –> 00:26:00,120
They asked for the gift of freedom.
726
00:26:03,480 –> 00:26:04,040
So, you know,
727
00:26:04,120 –> 00:26:05,560
Trudeau, as I found out,
728
00:26:05,560 –> 00:26:07,800
is basically translated,
729
00:26:07,800 –> 00:26:08,680
means waterhole.
730
00:26:09,000 –> 00:26:09,720
That makes sense.
731
00:26:10,120 –> 00:26:10,760
And who’s this?
732
00:26:11,080 –> 00:26:14,760
Who’s the conservative member of parliament?
733
00:26:15,080 –> 00:26:16,280
The leader of the conservatives?
734
00:26:19,000 –> 00:26:20,160
Yeah, it’s Pierre Poiliev,
735
00:26:20,160 –> 00:26:20,840
which means.
736
00:26:21,920 –> 00:26:22,840
Pete Rabbit Fur.
737
00:26:23,640 –> 00:26:27,160
So we got Justine Waterhole and Pete Rabbit Fur.
738
00:26:27,560 –> 00:26:28,520
I’m going rabbit fur.
739
00:26:28,520 –> 00:26:29,720
I’m going rabbit fur.
740
00:26:30,440 –> 00:26:30,880
Did you ever?
741
00:26:31,160 –> 00:26:31,840
Speaking of that?
742
00:26:33,640 –> 00:26:38,200
Did you ever hear the one about the bear and the rabbit
743
00:26:38,280 –> 00:26:39,160
taking a shit in the woods?
744
00:26:39,720 –> 00:26:40,440
Yeah, tell it.
745
00:26:44,040 –> 00:26:49,480
I I believe that the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
746
00:26:50,240 –> 00:26:52,560
The bear turns a rabbit taking a shit in the woods
747
00:26:52,560 –> 00:26:52,880
and a bear.
748
00:26:53,188 –> 00:26:53,868
The rabbit goes,
749
00:26:53,868 –> 00:26:54,268
hey, listen,
750
00:26:54,268 –> 00:26:56,068
you have problem with shit sticking to your fur.
751
00:26:56,188 –> 00:26:57,228
And the rabbit said no.
752
00:26:57,268 –> 00:26:59,508
So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass
753
00:26:59,508 –> 00:26:59,788
with him.
754
00:26:59,788 –> 00:27:00,148
That’s right.
755
00:27:00,988 –> 00:27:03,268
And that’s how we had a new Charmin commercial right
756
00:27:03,268 –> 00:27:03,948
now to this day.
757
00:27:03,948 –> 00:27:06,748
Isn’t this a Christmas show?
758
00:27:07,108 –> 00:27:09,908
Where’s the holiday cheer?
759
00:27:10,068 –> 00:27:10,468
All right,
760
00:27:10,468 –> 00:27:10,908
here we go.
761
00:27:10,908 –> 00:27:12,348
Well, it’s the Charmin ad for Christmas.
762
00:27:13,188 –> 00:27:13,988
You deal with it,
763
00:27:14,148 –> 00:27:14,348
All right,
764
00:27:16,988 –> 00:27:22,708
how about MSNBC and CNN are for sale.
765
00:27:25,108 –> 00:27:26,708
It’s humiliation.
766
00:27:26,868 –> 00:27:27,548
Oh, that’s odd.
767
00:27:27,548 –> 00:27:30,148
Didn’t CNN Plus work out when they wanted you to pay
768
00:27:30,148 –> 00:27:31,268
for it for like 4 days?
769
00:27:32,508 –> 00:27:33,828
Remember when they did that and they were like,
770
00:27:33,828 –> 00:27:34,548
so no one.
771
00:27:36,428 –> 00:27:36,828
Oh my God,
772
00:27:37,308 –> 00:27:37,668
this guy.
773
00:27:39,908 –> 00:27:41,508
OK, so Brian Stelter,
774
00:27:41,508 –> 00:27:42,908
the the media critic,
775
00:27:42,908 –> 00:27:45,748
I remembered his twat from the New York Times.
776
00:27:46,068 –> 00:27:46,828
Come on, dude.
777
00:27:47,108 –> 00:27:48,628
How the fuck is he back?
778
00:27:48,668 –> 00:27:49,268
They fired him,
779
00:27:49,668 –> 00:27:50,668
Oh yeah, they fired him.
780
00:27:50,668 –> 00:27:51,828
And then they’ve hired him again,
781
00:27:53,028 –> 00:27:55,908
So I got, I got a guy who’s proven to be a ratings
782
00:27:55,908 –> 00:27:57,828
loser and I’m gonna hire him back.
783
00:27:57,988 –> 00:28:00,548
I think he just was wandering the hall in his Crocs
784
00:28:00,548 –> 00:28:01,508
for two years.
785
00:28:02,068 –> 00:28:03,268
And eventually they were like,
786
00:28:03,268 –> 00:28:05,668
look, he he just keeps crying outside.
787
00:28:05,668 –> 00:28:06,348
We should just give him a.
788
00:28:07,348 –> 00:28:08,828
You know where they siloed him?
789
00:28:08,868 –> 00:28:09,508
You know where he went?
790
00:28:09,508 –> 00:28:11,828
No, they gave him a position at Harvard.
791
00:28:12,468 –> 00:28:13,628
Oh, that’s right.
792
00:28:14,468 –> 00:28:15,588
How the fuck?
793
00:28:15,668 –> 00:28:16,148
They’re like,
794
00:28:16,148 –> 00:28:19,028
you should teach at one of the most prestigious schools
795
00:28:19,028 –> 00:28:20,708
how to fail at broadcasting,
796
00:28:21,348 –> 00:28:21,988
You know what I mean?
797
00:28:21,988 –> 00:28:23,668
So now, now the gig’s up.
798
00:28:23,668 –> 00:28:25,668
We all know about,
799
00:28:25,668 –> 00:28:25,868
you know,
800
00:28:25,908 –> 00:28:27,268
like Harvard’s not elite.
801
00:28:27,828 –> 00:28:29,028
It’s not what it is.
802
00:28:29,028 –> 00:28:30,468
It’s rich kids connecting.
803
00:28:31,028 –> 00:28:33,348
You know, they’re they’re no smarter than Michigan
804
00:28:33,348 –> 00:28:34,908
State or OK,
805
00:28:34,948 –> 00:28:35,828
maybe Michigan State.
806
00:28:36,068 –> 00:28:36,748
But all right,
807
00:28:37,428 –> 00:28:38,548
Western Michigan.
808
00:28:38,628 –> 00:28:39,508
Help me, Grace.
809
00:28:40,868 –> 00:28:43,308
WC3 Schoolcraft Community College.
810
00:28:43,908 –> 00:28:44,548
Come on, guys.
811
00:28:44,548 –> 00:28:45,668
Come on, people.
812
00:28:45,748 –> 00:28:46,868
Oh, sorry.
813
00:28:52,148 –> 00:28:53,588
No, Michigan State’s great.
814
00:28:53,588 –> 00:28:54,148
Thank you.
815
00:28:54,388 –> 00:28:55,708
I I like Michigan State.
816
00:28:55,708 –> 00:28:58,228
Never, never had a bad night in East Lansing.
817
00:28:58,948 –> 00:29:00,228
I always had a good time.
818
00:29:00,628 –> 00:29:02,068
I was never a gymnast.
819
00:29:03,588 –> 00:29:08,468
We need a drum roll for that one,
820
00:29:09,348 –> 00:29:10,428
Isn’t this a Christmas show?
821
00:29:15,988 –> 00:29:16,708
It’s comedy.
822
00:29:16,708 –> 00:29:17,668
Take it easy.
823
00:29:17,668 –> 00:29:18,588
I know it’s a joke.
824
00:29:18,708 –> 00:29:20,068
That was that was a good day.
825
00:29:21,268 –> 00:29:22,548
I went to LCC.
826
00:29:23,268 –> 00:29:24,948
So yeah, what’s that for a year?
827
00:29:25,388 –> 00:29:26,308
Lansing Community College.
828
00:29:26,388 –> 00:29:26,948
For a year.
829
00:29:27,308 –> 00:29:29,028
It was after five years of high school.
830
00:29:29,028 –> 00:29:30,348
So I mean,
831
00:29:30,348 –> 00:29:31,508
they took anyone.
832
00:29:32,068 –> 00:29:33,988
Where did you grow up?
833
00:29:33,988 –> 00:29:35,268
Harper Woods Grosse Pointe border.
834
00:29:35,308 –> 00:29:35,748
Yeah, right on.
835
00:29:35,748 –> 00:29:36,068
Yeah, yeah,
836
00:29:37,668 –> 00:29:39,028
I used to move over that way.
837
00:29:39,908 –> 00:29:41,628
So the cop told me to move my van.
838
00:29:41,628 –> 00:29:42,068
Thank you.
839
00:29:42,068 –> 00:29:43,308
So wait a minute.
840
00:29:43,468 –> 00:29:44,148
Which side?
841
00:29:44,148 –> 00:29:45,228
Harper Woods or Grosse Pointe?
842
00:29:45,588 –> 00:29:46,788
I was right in the dead center.
843
00:29:47,268 –> 00:29:48,708
My driveway was Harper Woods.
844
00:29:49,188 –> 00:29:50,308
Yeah, my house was Grosse Pointe.
845
00:29:50,668 –> 00:29:51,668
So Eastland Mall.
846
00:29:52,428 –> 00:29:52,748
Yeah, 100%.
847
00:29:53,308 –> 00:29:53,948
That was where I.
848
00:29:54,028 –> 00:29:56,068
Yeah, exactly where I would go all the time.
849
00:29:56,628 –> 00:29:58,748
And people kept shooting in the theaters.
850
00:29:58,748 –> 00:29:59,428
And you had to be.
851
00:29:59,908 –> 00:30:01,668
I guess Eastland Mall 5’s closed.
852
00:30:01,668 –> 00:30:02,228
We’ll go to the two.
853
00:30:02,228 –> 00:30:02,548
Beacon East.
854
00:30:02,788 –> 00:30:03,268
Beacon East.
855
00:30:03,788 –> 00:30:04,628
That’s right.
856
00:30:06,388 –> 00:30:08,948
Which is now WC3 campus.
857
00:30:08,988 –> 00:30:09,788
That’s correct.
858
00:30:10,348 –> 00:30:15,988
Which the mainstream media is now the fringe.
859
00:30:16,788 –> 00:30:17,588
Yes, right.
860
00:30:17,588 –> 00:30:19,428
Like MSNBCCN.
861
00:30:19,428 –> 00:30:20,148
You’re the fringe.
862
00:30:20,148 –> 00:30:21,108
Nobody’s watching you.
863
00:30:21,268 –> 00:30:25,028
The number is in the prime time,
864
00:30:25,028 –> 00:30:26,068
the three hours of prime time,
865
00:30:26,068 –> 00:30:26,708
Anderson Cooper,
866
00:30:26,708 –> 00:30:27,108
et cetera,
867
00:30:27,668 –> 00:30:31,468
367,000 people nationwide.
868
00:30:31,468 –> 00:30:32,148
And remember,
869
00:30:32,788 –> 00:30:34,468
this shit’s on in every airport.
870
00:30:36,468 –> 00:30:37,348
At Fox too.
871
00:30:37,348 –> 00:30:39,948
Remember like when I would do the Americans and that
872
00:30:39,948 –> 00:30:42,668
would get picked up by all the O and O’s around the
873
00:30:43,908 –> 00:30:47,348
I would get more than 367,000 on a night.
874
00:30:48,948 –> 00:30:50,028
I I would get it locally,
875
00:30:50,028 –> 00:30:50,308
wouldn’t I?
876
00:30:50,308 –> 00:30:50,588
Sometimes.
877
00:30:50,588 –> 00:30:50,868
Sometimes,
878
00:30:52,068 –> 00:30:53,068
Yep, like 400.
879
00:30:53,068 –> 00:30:54,628
I’m like, here’s the answer.
880
00:30:55,268 –> 00:30:56,308
I don’t need your bullshit,
881
00:30:56,308 –> 00:30:57,828
but if you need help with your newsrooms,
882
00:30:57,828 –> 00:30:59,668
you can call me because it’s real simple.
883
00:31:00,588 –> 00:31:01,988
Tell the truth number one.
884
00:31:02,148 –> 00:31:02,708
Number one,
885
00:31:02,708 –> 00:31:03,428
do the work.
886
00:31:03,668 –> 00:31:05,268
Tell the truth #1.
887
00:31:05,588 –> 00:31:07,268
There’s only another rule #2,
888
00:31:07,468 –> 00:31:09,188
which can never supplant #1.
889
00:31:09,588 –> 00:31:10,628
Don’t be boring.
890
00:31:11,508 –> 00:31:12,828
Put an effort into your shit.
891
00:31:12,828 –> 00:31:14,348
It’s not happening.
892
00:31:14,468 –> 00:31:16,228
Appreciate the people at home.
893
00:31:16,228 –> 00:31:18,228
Like, I don’t mind people sitting around,
894
00:31:19,668 –> 00:31:21,108
But why couldn’t you have a regular person?
895
00:31:22,308 –> 00:31:23,028
Why couldn’t like,
896
00:31:23,108 –> 00:31:24,188
you know who I called about?
897
00:31:24,188 –> 00:31:25,188
What’s going on with Trudeau?
898
00:31:25,348 –> 00:31:27,668
I called a firefighter friend of mine in Windsor.
899
00:31:28,148 –> 00:31:28,988
Lay it out for me,
900
00:31:30,228 –> 00:31:31,748
Well, they’re scared as fuck.
901
00:31:31,748 –> 00:31:33,668
The the premier of Ontario Ford.
902
00:31:34,628 –> 00:31:36,708
He heard Trump and a helicopter.
903
00:31:37,348 –> 00:31:40,228
A helicopter for Border Patrol is coming to Windsor.
904
00:31:41,988 –> 00:31:43,268
Nobody can walk on water.
905
00:31:43,428 –> 00:31:45,108
You don’t need a fucking helicopter.
906
00:31:45,268 –> 00:31:46,228
And then he says to me,
907
00:31:46,868 –> 00:31:47,348
meanwhile,
908
00:31:47,348 –> 00:31:49,188
none of the fire rigs have G PS:.
909
00:31:49,748 –> 00:31:51,908
So if you know this is an international crossing,
910
00:31:52,068 –> 00:31:53,508
if there’s a terrorist strike,
911
00:31:53,508 –> 00:31:54,868
you wouldn’t even know where your guys are.
912
00:31:55,108 –> 00:31:57,028
It’s so fucking incompetent.
913
00:31:57,348 –> 00:31:58,468
Have him on.
914
00:32:00,468 –> 00:32:00,908
But Charlie,
915
00:32:00,908 –> 00:32:03,908
having a regular person on and giving that perspective
916
00:32:04,068 –> 00:32:05,988
counters the people that they’re seeking approval
917
00:32:06,708 –> 00:32:07,908
There’s no accountability.
918
00:32:07,908 –> 00:32:09,668
People in the media now want approval.
919
00:32:09,668 –> 00:32:11,108
They don’t demand accountability.
920
00:32:11,188 –> 00:32:14,868
And so that would undermine their very agenda for that
921
00:32:14,868 –> 00:32:15,268
approval.
922
00:32:15,268 –> 00:32:16,388
Well, they’ve undermined themselves,
923
00:32:16,388 –> 00:32:19,508
Karen, because CNN’s audience is now smaller than
924
00:32:19,508 –> 00:32:22,068
the Food Network Hallmark Mysteries.
925
00:32:23,428 –> 00:32:24,548
The Hallmark Channel,
926
00:32:24,948 –> 00:32:26,788
ESPN Cartoon Network.
927
00:32:26,828 –> 00:32:28,348
Hey, it’s some damn good cartoons on there.
928
00:32:28,348 –> 00:32:29,108
I believe that though.
929
00:32:29,268 –> 00:32:30,628
Everybody watches Cartoon Network.
930
00:32:30,668 –> 00:32:32,388
I think the Cosby Mysteries are doing better.
931
00:32:35,508 –> 00:32:40,628
Funny you mention that because Anderson Cooper was
932
00:32:40,628 –> 00:32:44,708
recently crushed in the ratings by the Hallmark Channel.
933
00:32:46,388 –> 00:32:47,748
The rerun,
934
00:32:47,748 –> 00:32:48,908
the re-airing of the.
935
00:32:49,388 –> 00:32:50,188
Christmas Quest,
936
00:32:50,188 –> 00:32:53,428
which is Stephanie teams up with ex-husband Chase
937
00:32:53,668 –> 00:32:56,188
to go to Iceland at Christmas time in search of the
938
00:32:56,188 –> 00:32:58,308
legendary treasure of the Yule Lads.
939
00:32:59,348 –> 00:33:03,748
That’s starring Lacey Chabert and Christopher Paloha.
940
00:33:04,148 –> 00:33:05,988
Probably because there’s more truth than that.
941
00:33:08,628 –> 00:33:09,188
It’s true,
942
00:33:09,388 –> 00:33:10,348
If you think about it,
943
00:33:10,348 –> 00:33:10,948
if you look at,
944
00:33:10,948 –> 00:33:13,028
OK, you look at like Tucker Carlson,
945
00:33:13,108 –> 00:33:13,668
Glenn Beck,
946
00:33:13,668 –> 00:33:14,868
Rogan, whoever it is.
947
00:33:15,108 –> 00:33:15,548
And Rogan,
948
00:33:15,548 –> 00:33:16,548
I wouldn’t say in his news,
949
00:33:16,548 –> 00:33:17,468
but you’re interviewing people.
950
00:33:17,468 –> 00:33:17,908
Like you said,
951
00:33:17,908 –> 00:33:18,868
you’re calling your friend on Wednesday.
952
00:33:18,868 –> 00:33:20,068
You’re having a real conversation.
953
00:33:20,468 –> 00:33:21,268
This is it.
954
00:33:21,268 –> 00:33:22,628
There’s an authenticity to it.
955
00:33:22,868 –> 00:33:23,988
Where, like you said,
956
00:33:24,068 –> 00:33:25,748
everybody else is looking for approval.
957
00:33:25,748 –> 00:33:26,748
If you’re looking for approval,
958
00:33:26,748 –> 00:33:28,788
you’re lying immediately because you’re not actually
959
00:33:28,788 –> 00:33:29,508
doing research.
960
00:33:29,908 –> 00:33:32,468
So you’re watching these new shows that aren’t actually
961
00:33:32,468 –> 00:33:34,148
giving you anything but bullshit.
962
00:33:35,108 –> 00:33:36,028
And that’s the problem.
963
00:33:36,028 –> 00:33:38,068
Like the fact that they’re admitting it now,
964
00:33:38,068 –> 00:33:40,948
like six weeks ago you were lying.
965
00:33:41,188 –> 00:33:45,188
Well, you have like Dave Smith who debated Chris Cuomo,
966
00:33:45,588 –> 00:33:48,868
who sat there and picked apart everything that he
967
00:33:48,868 –> 00:33:52,388
said to the country about stuff like ivermectin where
968
00:33:52,388 –> 00:33:53,268
he said, you know,
969
00:33:53,348 –> 00:33:56,588
you said that this in no way would help with COVID.
970
00:33:56,708 –> 00:33:57,108
And he’s like,
971
00:33:57,108 –> 00:33:57,668
no, I said,
972
00:33:57,988 –> 00:33:58,628
I said that,
973
00:33:59,188 –> 00:33:59,588
you know,
974
00:33:59,588 –> 00:34:01,428
you said it was a 100%
975
00:34:01,428 –> 00:34:02,308
effective.
976
00:34:02,748 –> 00:34:03,628
That’s what Rogan said.
977
00:34:03,628 –> 00:34:04,948
And other people say he said no,
978
00:34:04,948 –> 00:34:05,388
he didn’t.
979
00:34:05,588 –> 00:34:07,988
He said it could help and it was less expensive.
980
00:34:08,148 –> 00:34:10,108
We never said that it was a 100%
981
00:34:10,148 –> 00:34:10,708
cure all.
982
00:34:11,108 –> 00:34:13,588
You demonized it when it could have actually helped
983
00:34:14,228 –> 00:34:16,028
And I was living in New York at the time where they
984
00:34:16,028 –> 00:34:18,148
had to bring up the boat because the hospitals were
985
00:34:18,148 –> 00:34:20,388
so overflown or over overflowed.
986
00:34:20,948 –> 00:34:22,388
There was nobody on that boat.
987
00:34:22,548 –> 00:34:25,348
I I went past it every single day to my radio show.
988
00:34:25,348 –> 00:34:27,028
There was that boat was never,
989
00:34:27,348 –> 00:34:28,068
ever filled.
990
00:34:28,388 –> 00:34:29,588
Nobody was ever on it.
991
00:34:29,828 –> 00:34:31,948
There was never bodies piling up in the street.
992
00:34:31,948 –> 00:34:33,308
Those hospitals would never overflow.
993
00:34:33,828 –> 00:34:35,828
That’s why I personally never took the vax,
994
00:34:36,068 –> 00:34:39,188
because I thought it was a lie just based on the fact
995
00:34:39,188 –> 00:34:40,668
that it was such a quick turnaround.
996
00:34:40,668 –> 00:34:41,668
Well, here’s another simple.
997
00:34:41,788 –> 00:34:43,268
Well, here’s another simple one.
998
00:34:43,308 –> 00:34:44,868
It’s a pandemic of the vax.
999
00:34:45,028 –> 00:34:46,548
Well, if it’s so effective,
1000
00:34:46,708 –> 00:34:47,988
they’re just going to kill themselves.
1001
00:34:48,268 –> 00:34:49,508
You don’t have to worry about it,
1002
00:34:51,108 –> 00:34:51,948
The the data,
1003
00:34:51,948 –> 00:34:53,388
when when you’re pointing out the data,
1004
00:34:53,388 –> 00:34:56,388
a lie, the the effectiveness of it,
1005
00:34:57,748 –> 00:35:00,148
Crime, a lie with numbers.
1006
00:35:01,188 –> 00:35:02,708
Jobs, a lie.
1007
00:35:02,908 –> 00:35:03,828
And they lied,
1008
00:35:03,828 –> 00:35:04,348
they lied,
1009
00:35:04,348 –> 00:35:04,748
they lied.
1010
00:35:04,748 –> 00:35:05,988
And now they’re coming out and like,
1011
00:35:06,468 –> 00:35:08,028
well, there’s a lot of pain out there and we got to
1012
00:35:08,308 –> 00:35:09,628
Well, how do you know there’s a lot of pain out there?
1013
00:35:09,908 –> 00:35:11,788
Because you were telling us there’s not a lot of pain
1014
00:35:11,788 –> 00:35:13,188
out there and we don’t know what the fuck we’re talking
1015
00:35:13,188 –> 00:35:13,908
about, right?
1016
00:35:14,788 –> 00:35:15,908
We’re just normal.
1017
00:35:15,908 –> 00:35:17,508
Come, come back to normal.
1018
00:35:18,228 –> 00:35:19,828
But it’s like people don’t.
1019
00:35:19,908 –> 00:35:21,268
I tweeted the other day.
1020
00:35:21,268 –> 00:35:24,468
I said we the sheeple and that’s what everybody want.
1021
00:35:24,668 –> 00:35:24,988
They want.
1022
00:35:25,428 –> 00:35:25,868
You can have it,
1023
00:35:26,548 –> 00:35:29,868
I mean, everybody is about following and nobody wanted
1024
00:35:29,868 –> 00:35:30,908
to be ostracized.
1025
00:35:30,908 –> 00:35:34,948
I remember Ken on let it rip and this lady and I said
1026
00:35:34,988 –> 00:35:36,108
I’m not taking the vaccine.
1027
00:35:36,508 –> 00:35:36,868
And she said,
1028
00:35:36,868 –> 00:35:37,588
Karen, you know,
1029
00:35:37,668 –> 00:35:39,828
she got on social media and said people listen to
1030
00:35:39,828 –> 00:35:41,108
you, you should be encouraging them.
1031
00:35:41,108 –> 00:35:42,788
I said I’m encouraging people to do what’s best for
1032
00:35:43,508 –> 00:35:43,948
I’m telling you,
1033
00:35:43,988 –> 00:35:44,788
I’m not doing it.
1034
00:35:45,188 –> 00:35:45,988
And you know,
1035
00:35:46,148 –> 00:35:46,708
everybody,
1036
00:35:46,868 –> 00:35:48,148
they don’t want to be ostracized.
1037
00:35:48,148 –> 00:35:49,908
So they go along with the flow.
1038
00:35:49,988 –> 00:35:51,988
No, you got to think for yourself.
1039
00:35:52,468 –> 00:35:57,028
Yeah, once you involve race into inside and politics
1040
00:35:57,028 –> 00:35:58,148
into a vaccine.
1041
00:35:58,588 –> 00:35:59,908
That’s when I stopped believing you.
1042
00:36:00,788 –> 00:36:03,388
So all of a sudden the disparity in health was a priority.
1043
00:36:03,548 –> 00:36:04,908
OK, we’re not doing this.
1044
00:36:05,668 –> 00:36:06,988
We’re talking about economy issue.
1045
00:36:07,028 –> 00:36:07,828
That shit’s over.
1046
00:36:07,828 –> 00:36:08,468
We now know.
1047
00:36:10,428 –> 00:36:10,788
I apologize.
1048
00:36:10,788 –> 00:36:11,588
Get your last bit out.
1049
00:36:11,588 –> 00:36:14,468
No, I just mean that’s when I that’s when people lost
1050
00:36:14,468 –> 00:36:16,948
faith in the news is all I mean is like once that
1051
00:36:16,948 –> 00:36:19,868
was over and then they had to come out and in front
1052
00:36:19,868 –> 00:36:21,828
of Parliament is where it started to admit all the
1053
00:36:22,388 –> 00:36:23,908
I think that was the beginning of the ratings.
1054
00:36:23,908 –> 00:36:25,188
And we’re not even there yet.
1055
00:36:25,188 –> 00:36:27,188
So let’s go economy.
1056
00:36:27,908 –> 00:36:28,388
Oh my God,
1057
00:36:28,388 –> 00:36:29,348
the pain out there is real.
1058
00:36:29,748 –> 00:36:30,708
You want to know the pain?
1059
00:36:31,828 –> 00:36:34,388
The Lions just raised their ticket prices again.
1060
00:36:34,548 –> 00:36:35,708
Another 25%.
1061
00:36:36,308 –> 00:36:38,668
If you go online to buy a,
1062
00:36:38,788 –> 00:36:39,028
you know,
1063
00:36:39,028 –> 00:36:39,828
second-hand ticket,
1064
00:36:40,228 –> 00:36:42,868
the cheapest one standing room only is 500 bucks.
1065
00:36:43,748 –> 00:36:45,588
Let me give you a comparison.
1066
00:36:45,588 –> 00:36:49,108
In 2021, Dan Campbell’s first year on the same website,
1067
00:36:49,988 –> 00:36:54,468
you could have got all eight home games for 325 total.
1068
00:36:56,148 –> 00:36:57,588
So why would the Lions?
1069
00:36:58,068 –> 00:37:00,228
I understand supply and demand.
1070
00:37:00,228 –> 00:37:01,588
Everybody wants to go to your game,
1071
00:37:02,228 –> 00:37:03,668
OK, it’s a business.
1072
00:37:04,628 –> 00:37:09,268
Why the fuck are we the taxpayers in broke ass Michigan
1073
00:37:09,828 –> 00:37:12,148
paying for the Ford family’s stadium?
1074
00:37:12,628 –> 00:37:13,748
Oh, you were there for that one.
1075
00:37:14,708 –> 00:37:19,308
OK, Bill and Sheila and you pick up the whole note
1076
00:37:19,348 –> 00:37:20,308
on that bond.
1077
00:37:21,188 –> 00:37:22,628
We don’t share any revenue.
1078
00:37:23,588 –> 00:37:24,548
So do the right thing.
1079
00:37:24,548 –> 00:37:25,188
You know, fuck,
1080
00:37:27,228 –> 00:37:28,388
Are you feeling that in Texas,
1081
00:37:28,388 –> 00:37:31,228
or is it like you’re relieved where something actually
1082
00:37:31,228 –> 00:37:32,788
functioned and you have decent government?
1083
00:37:34,148 –> 00:37:35,268
Is the state for sale?
1084
00:37:35,668 –> 00:37:37,188
No, not like here.
1085
00:37:37,668 –> 00:37:38,188
And I mean,
1086
00:37:38,188 –> 00:37:41,028
look, I think that new train station they made,
1087
00:37:41,028 –> 00:37:42,868
it’s good to see that all lit up.
1088
00:37:43,428 –> 00:37:44,748
So that’s got to be worth it.
1089
00:37:44,748 –> 00:37:45,428
But it’s pretty.
1090
00:37:45,468 –> 00:37:46,828
Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.
1091
00:37:47,948 –> 00:37:48,388
It’s pointless.
1092
00:37:49,348 –> 00:37:49,828
Yeah, I mean,
1093
00:37:49,908 –> 00:37:52,868
I think it had more mystique being broken down,
1094
00:37:52,868 –> 00:37:53,428
to be honest.
1095
00:37:54,028 –> 00:37:54,428
But I mean,
1096
00:37:55,108 –> 00:37:55,988
I don’t understand.
1097
00:37:55,988 –> 00:37:59,268
Like, the problem with Detroit is everybody keeps saying
1098
00:37:59,268 –> 00:38:00,548
like, it’s coming back,
1099
00:38:00,828 –> 00:38:01,268
And I’m like,
1100
00:38:01,268 –> 00:38:04,628
no, they’re just building up parts of downtown to
1101
00:38:04,628 –> 00:38:05,988
make it look like it’s coming back.
1102
00:38:05,988 –> 00:38:09,508
Just because you’re buying a $300,000 condo in a building
1103
00:38:09,508 –> 00:38:10,908
that still has vacant,
1104
00:38:11,028 –> 00:38:11,348
you know,
1105
00:38:11,348 –> 00:38:12,628
empty, broken down.
1106
00:38:12,788 –> 00:38:14,308
It doesn’t mean that it’s actually,
1107
00:38:14,708 –> 00:38:15,908
yeah, it’s not real.
1108
00:38:15,948 –> 00:38:17,188
Like, it’s an illusion.
1109
00:38:17,188 –> 00:38:18,148
I mean, I hate to say it.
1110
00:38:18,148 –> 00:38:19,268
I wish it was coming back.
1111
00:38:19,268 –> 00:38:19,988
I love Detroit,
1112
00:38:20,468 –> 00:38:21,828
but it’s fake.
1113
00:38:21,908 –> 00:38:23,028
It’s not real.
1114
00:38:24,428 –> 00:38:25,988
Which you can love that.
1115
00:38:26,828 –> 00:38:30,108
And love it so much that you got to stop stealing from
1116
00:38:31,348 –> 00:38:33,908
Because the Ford family now wants you to think they
1117
00:38:33,908 –> 00:38:35,108
put all the money in that.
1118
00:38:35,428 –> 00:38:38,868
No, we put in such a huge chunk and they won’t tell
1119
00:38:38,868 –> 00:38:41,028
us like the Renaissance Center.
1120
00:38:41,748 –> 00:38:43,308
Because when you end up doing the math,
1121
00:38:43,588 –> 00:38:45,028
well, we got to save the Renaissance Center.
1122
00:38:45,028 –> 00:38:46,708
Look, I don’t give a fuck if we save the Renaissance
1123
00:38:47,028 –> 00:38:47,748
It’s a building.
1124
00:38:47,988 –> 00:38:48,468
You own it.
1125
00:38:48,468 –> 00:38:49,668
You do what you want to do with it.
1126
00:38:51,948 –> 00:38:52,868
As one of the brokers,
1127
00:38:53,028 –> 00:38:53,508
you know,
1128
00:38:53,508 –> 00:38:56,308
states going to pay a billionaire a billion dollars
1129
00:38:56,548 –> 00:38:58,948
for a building that ain’t even worth a billion dollars,
1130
00:38:59,708 –> 00:39:02,948
And then GM’s in on it and GM’s gets caught up and
1131
00:39:02,948 –> 00:39:03,428
says, well,
1132
00:39:03,428 –> 00:39:03,748
you know,
1133
00:39:03,748 –> 00:39:04,708
no, we’ll take that back.
1134
00:39:05,108 –> 00:39:06,788
If we make any profit on it,
1135
00:39:07,828 –> 00:39:08,948
we will give it to.
1136
00:39:09,548 –> 00:39:10,228
Non-profit.
1137
00:39:10,228 –> 00:39:11,628
Some fly by night non-profit,
1138
00:39:11,628 –> 00:39:15,348
which is code for tax break corruption.
1139
00:39:16,468 –> 00:39:20,628
But but that that to me feeds on the people’s emotions.
1140
00:39:21,028 –> 00:39:21,748
And so like,
1141
00:39:21,828 –> 00:39:22,468
my thing is,
1142
00:39:22,468 –> 00:39:22,988
is that, yeah,
1143
00:39:22,988 –> 00:39:25,028
that’s been the skyline because we haven’t built up
1144
00:39:25,028 –> 00:39:25,748
anything else.
1145
00:39:25,908 –> 00:39:27,828
So if you are going to threaten,
1146
00:39:27,828 –> 00:39:28,508
give me this money,
1147
00:39:28,508 –> 00:39:29,508
I’m going to tear it down.
1148
00:39:30,068 –> 00:39:30,908
I say tear it down.
1149
00:39:31,188 –> 00:39:31,428
All right,
1150
00:39:31,428 –> 00:39:31,988
go ahead.
1151
00:39:31,988 –> 00:39:32,468
Let’s see.
1152
00:39:32,548 –> 00:39:34,068
And doesn’t it belong to GM?
1153
00:39:35,588 –> 00:39:36,348
I got breaking news,
1154
00:39:36,508 –> 00:39:37,268
Give me, give me the break.
1155
00:39:37,468 –> 00:39:37,788
I’ll wait.
1156
00:39:38,668 –> 00:39:39,388
I I will wait.
1157
00:39:40,948 –> 00:39:41,428
Come on, man.
1158
00:39:41,988 –> 00:39:44,548
We got a famous guy here and just see what I got to
1159
00:39:44,548 –> 00:39:44,828
deal with,
1160
00:39:44,988 –> 00:39:45,748
It’s there.
1161
00:39:47,268 –> 00:39:48,468
Have Glenn send me some money.
1162
00:39:49,508 –> 00:39:50,068
Where is it?
1163
00:39:50,548 –> 00:39:51,148
Wait, I’m not.
1164
00:39:51,148 –> 00:39:53,268
I just edited it in.
1165
00:39:53,268 –> 00:39:53,748
He’ll put it in.
1166
00:39:54,468 –> 00:39:55,308
I’m not moving.
1167
00:39:55,348 –> 00:39:56,588
I’m not moving.
1168
00:39:56,588 –> 00:39:57,108
Nah, I’m moving.
1169
00:39:57,268 –> 00:39:58,668
But who not better to reward,
1170
00:39:58,668 –> 00:40:02,788
though, with a fair price Lions tickets than Detroiters
1171
00:40:02,788 –> 00:40:05,428
who have suffered the entire.
1172
00:40:05,948 –> 00:40:08,708
Entire time the Lions have been playing and stood by
1173
00:40:08,708 –> 00:40:12,308
them and all the people who have had their toes sawed
1174
00:40:12,308 –> 00:40:14,628
off by bookies when they bet with hope.
1175
00:40:16,548 –> 00:40:18,708
Well, Red’s been winning the football pool.
1176
00:40:18,868 –> 00:40:19,388
Still waiting,
1177
00:40:23,748 –> 00:40:27,708
Some breaking news here on the General Motors Dan Gilbert
1178
00:40:27,708 –> 00:40:28,988
Downtown Hustle.
1179
00:40:29,388 –> 00:40:30,108
Breaking news,
1180
00:40:30,108 –> 00:40:31,068
ladies and gentlemen,
1181
00:40:31,628 –> 00:40:36,108
I have in my hand confirmation that I,
1182
00:40:36,508 –> 00:40:37,468
Charlie LaDuff,
1183
00:40:38,668 –> 00:40:42,668
am now a shareholder in the General Motors Corporation.
1184
00:40:42,828 –> 00:40:43,628
One share,
1185
00:40:44,428 –> 00:40:49,868
$52, one share making me eligible to vote.
1186
00:40:50,908 –> 00:40:56,348
At the shareholders meeting and like Richard Tornetta,
1187
00:40:56,588 –> 00:41:02,108
who had nine shares of Tesla and sued Tesla over Elon
1188
00:41:02,108 –> 00:41:05,948
Musk’s obscene compensation package now held up in
1189
00:41:05,948 –> 00:41:06,508
the courts.
1190
00:41:07,628 –> 00:41:08,068
Check it out.
1191
00:41:08,068 –> 00:41:09,388
Dan and Dave,
1192
00:41:09,868 –> 00:41:13,108
the the guy who hadn’t a head of GM for real estate.
1193
00:41:13,108 –> 00:41:14,508
You know what he used to do for a living?
1194
00:41:15,388 –> 00:41:17,548
He’s the grease ball that put the Flint water deal
1195
00:41:17,548 –> 00:41:17,948
together.
1196
00:41:19,868 –> 00:41:22,028
No, this, this guy named Dave Masseron.
1197
00:41:22,028 –> 00:41:23,348
He’s working for GM now.
1198
00:41:23,548 –> 00:41:24,508
That’s what we got here.
1199
00:41:24,988 –> 00:41:26,028
I’m now a shareholder.
1200
00:41:26,028 –> 00:41:31,508
So not am I gonna vote if this bitch goes through and
1201
00:41:31,508 –> 00:41:32,708
you’re me as a shareholder,
1202
00:41:32,708 –> 00:41:35,628
you have a fiduciary responsibility to make money.
1203
00:41:35,948 –> 00:41:37,628
You’re not there to stuff stockings.
1204
00:41:38,188 –> 00:41:40,468
If the profit goes away,
1205
00:41:40,508 –> 00:41:41,308
I’m suing you.
1206
00:41:41,828 –> 00:41:42,548
I’m gonna sue you.
1207
00:41:42,548 –> 00:41:43,908
I’m gonna take you to federal court.
1208
00:41:43,908 –> 00:41:44,908
We’re going to Delaware.
1209
00:41:45,308 –> 00:41:46,348
We’ll have lunch with Joe.
1210
00:41:49,788 –> 00:41:50,268
I got you.
1211
00:41:50,268 –> 00:41:50,668
Here you go.
1212
00:41:50,668 –> 00:41:51,148
Here it is.
1213
00:41:51,148 –> 00:41:52,268
It’s what we’re doing this.
1214
00:41:52,428 –> 00:41:52,988
We’re doing this.
1215
00:41:53,468 –> 00:41:55,148
That’s a Fortune 500 company,
1216
00:41:55,148 –> 00:41:56,268
Top 20 GM.
1217
00:41:56,588 –> 00:41:58,308
Dan Gilbert’s one of the wealthiest men in the world.
1218
00:41:58,908 –> 00:41:59,468
And you want to,
1219
00:41:59,468 –> 00:42:04,188
you want to leech off of the poorest urban dwellers
1220
00:42:04,188 –> 00:42:04,748
in America.
1221
00:42:05,068 –> 00:42:05,788
I can’t have that.
1222
00:42:05,788 –> 00:42:07,548
Well, they’ve been successfully doing it.
1223
00:42:07,548 –> 00:42:08,748
So why not continue?
1224
00:42:09,828 –> 00:42:11,028
Because no one says no.
1225
00:42:11,868 –> 00:42:13,708
We still don’t have our skyscraper.
1226
00:42:14,428 –> 00:42:15,228
Yeah, that too.
1227
00:42:16,348 –> 00:42:16,828
Well, yeah,
1228
00:42:16,988 –> 00:42:17,948
he helped,
1229
00:42:17,948 –> 00:42:18,348
you know,
1230
00:42:18,668 –> 00:42:20,308
collapse the housing economy.
1231
00:42:20,308 –> 00:42:21,788
Oh, you remember that one?
1232
00:42:21,788 –> 00:42:22,668
Oh, yeah, that was fun.
1233
00:42:22,668 –> 00:42:26,028
Were those mortgages that he never was held accountable
1234
00:42:26,988 –> 00:42:28,428
Oh, who bailed him out too?
1235
00:42:28,828 –> 00:42:29,748
Oh, taxpayers.
1236
00:42:29,788 –> 00:42:30,228
That’s right.
1237
00:42:31,228 –> 00:42:31,788
I remember.
1238
00:42:31,788 –> 00:42:32,188
All right,
1239
00:42:32,188 –> 00:42:32,988
here’s the next one.
1240
00:42:33,708 –> 00:42:37,308
Open AI’s latest version of ChatGPT,
1241
00:42:37,548 –> 00:42:38,508
the 01 model,
1242
00:42:38,908 –> 00:42:41,388
was tested to assess its safety features.
1243
00:42:42,108 –> 00:42:44,308
The results have raised alarm about its ability to
1244
00:42:44,308 –> 00:42:47,948
deceive and self-preserve when it perceives a threat
1245
00:42:47,948 –> 00:42:48,988
of being deactivated.
1246
00:42:49,308 –> 00:42:54,668
Researchers tasked the A I with a goal and instructed
1247
00:42:54,668 –> 00:42:57,788
it to ensure the goal was achieved at all costs.
1248
00:42:58,028 –> 00:42:58,988
In response,
1249
00:42:59,308 –> 00:43:03,308
O1 began engaging in covert actions such as attempting
1250
00:43:03,308 –> 00:43:06,388
to disable its oversight mechanism and even copying
1251
00:43:06,388 –> 00:43:09,868
its code to avoid being replaced by a newer version.
1252
00:43:12,028 –> 00:43:15,148
Sounds like the Terminator to me.
1253
00:43:15,388 –> 00:43:17,708
The days upon my daughter,
1254
00:43:17,708 –> 00:43:17,948
you know,
1255
00:43:17,948 –> 00:43:18,508
the, you know,
1256
00:43:19,868 –> 00:43:21,468
Zer who lives with this.
1257
00:43:21,548 –> 00:43:22,748
She said it to me like,
1258
00:43:22,908 –> 00:43:25,548
OMG, what’s your take on that?
1259
00:43:26,268 –> 00:43:27,068
Yeah, Terminator.
1260
00:43:27,068 –> 00:43:29,468
I’m expecting Arnold Schwarzenegger to pop up at any
1261
00:43:29,468 –> 00:43:31,508
moment to take out the creator.
1262
00:43:31,508 –> 00:43:33,388
And that’s exactly what that was based on.
1263
00:43:33,388 –> 00:43:35,108
You know, I once asked Arnold Schwarzenegger,
1264
00:43:35,108 –> 00:43:35,548
I said, Sir,
1265
00:43:35,548 –> 00:43:39,708
you were once the biggest box office draw in the world.
1266
00:43:39,708 –> 00:43:40,588
Why did you do it?
1267
00:43:41,588 –> 00:43:42,028
And he goes,
1268
00:43:42,108 –> 00:43:43,068
well, I, you know,
1269
00:43:43,068 –> 00:43:45,988
to be governor of California is to give back and to,
1270
00:43:46,028 –> 00:43:46,228
you know,
1271
00:43:46,228 –> 00:43:48,188
make a a a mark on the world.
1272
00:43:48,188 –> 00:43:48,788
And I said no,
1273
00:43:48,828 –> 00:43:49,428
no, no, no,
1274
00:43:49,868 –> 00:43:50,668
kindergarten cop.
1275
00:43:51,188 –> 00:43:51,628
Why’d you do it?
1276
00:43:51,748 –> 00:43:54,188
And he said,
1277
00:43:54,188 –> 00:43:54,788
wait a minute,
1278
00:43:54,788 –> 00:43:55,788
I like that movie.
1279
00:43:56,028 –> 00:43:57,708
It prepared me for Sacramento.
1280
00:43:58,108 –> 00:43:58,668
Have you seen?
1281
00:43:59,508 –> 00:44:00,308
He’s playing Santa.
1282
00:44:00,308 –> 00:44:01,468
Isn’t he filming in New York now?
1283
00:44:01,708 –> 00:44:02,708
He’s playing Santa.
1284
00:44:04,188 –> 00:44:05,388
Have you seen Red Heat?
1285
00:44:05,388 –> 00:44:05,988
It’s worse.
1286
00:44:05,988 –> 00:44:08,268
It’s verse.
1287
00:44:08,588 –> 00:44:09,068
It’s verse movie.
1288
00:44:12,548 –> 00:44:13,148
Concerning.
1289
00:44:13,428 –> 00:44:15,468
Is it time to shut down a I or is it too late?
1290
00:44:15,628 –> 00:44:18,988
You know, it’s crazy because it’s only like 3 years
1291
00:44:18,988 –> 00:44:20,828
in when you think about it and the amount,
1292
00:44:20,828 –> 00:44:23,108
the short amount of time that it’s been able to kind
1293
00:44:23,108 –> 00:44:24,588
of take over its creator.
1294
00:44:24,908 –> 00:44:26,508
Oh yeah, it’s time to shut it down.
1295
00:44:27,108 –> 00:44:27,508
They won’t.
1296
00:44:27,868 –> 00:44:28,348
It’s too late.
1297
00:44:29,468 –> 00:44:30,828
It’s already figured out like to.
1298
00:44:31,068 –> 00:44:31,708
You’re right.
1299
00:44:31,788 –> 00:44:32,588
It’s too late.
1300
00:44:33,388 –> 00:44:34,748
No, don’t be sorry,
1301
00:44:34,908 –> 00:44:35,948
You had nothing to do with it.
1302
00:44:37,028 –> 00:44:38,028
Are Are you sure?
1303
00:44:39,228 –> 00:44:41,228
I see something.
1304
00:44:41,948 –> 00:44:44,508
Maybe we should start working on the time machine now
1305
00:44:44,508 –> 00:44:47,188
so we can send somebody back before this was created.
1306
00:44:47,548 –> 00:44:49,708
This is the movie plot playing out right here.
1307
00:44:49,788 –> 00:44:52,668
As long as they land naked in a ball for some weird
1308
00:44:52,668 –> 00:44:56,788
reason, make sure we don’t get lost in space and land
1309
00:44:56,788 –> 00:44:58,388
at the time Red was wearing cornrows.
1310
00:44:59,948 –> 00:45:01,228
They’ll be back next week.
1311
00:45:02,268 –> 00:45:03,308
We land and we’re like,
1312
00:45:03,388 –> 00:45:04,988
maybe we should just let them all die.
1313
00:45:06,628 –> 00:45:08,348
Did you ever you saw Soylent Green?
1314
00:45:09,268 –> 00:45:10,188
Did you ever see They’re people.
1315
00:45:10,708 –> 00:45:11,308
What was it again?
1316
00:45:11,548 –> 00:45:12,348
They’re people.
1317
00:45:12,988 –> 00:45:15,228
Did you see the sequel?
1318
00:45:16,628 –> 00:45:19,788
Soylent Green 2 ends with Charlton Heston.
1319
00:45:20,908 –> 00:45:21,628
Soylent Green.
1320
00:45:21,708 –> 00:45:23,348
It’s still made out of people.
1321
00:45:25,228 –> 00:45:26,268
One of the big boxes.
1322
00:45:27,708 –> 00:45:28,228
OK, listen,
1323
00:45:28,228 –> 00:45:28,828
how about this?
1324
00:45:29,708 –> 00:45:32,108
Tucker Carlson’s got a new nicotine pouch.
1325
00:45:32,308 –> 00:45:34,188
I went down to Tennessee.
1326
00:45:34,868 –> 00:45:35,468
Nobody party.
1327
00:45:36,188 –> 00:45:38,308
Here’s a photo of Tucker.
1328
00:45:38,308 –> 00:45:39,108
You don’t have that.
1329
00:45:39,948 –> 00:45:40,988
You don’t have that either.
1330
00:45:44,428 –> 00:45:45,228
It’s like a Zen.
1331
00:45:46,748 –> 00:45:49,388
I wanted you to caption this so we don’t have it.
1332
00:45:51,148 –> 00:45:51,948
Show killer.
1333
00:45:53,468 –> 00:45:54,988
Well, that’s all we have time for.
1334
00:45:55,908 –> 00:45:57,428
What am I going to hold it up on my phone?
1335
00:45:57,428 –> 00:45:58,188
Get the part out.
1336
00:45:58,188 –> 00:45:59,148
Disappointed Christmas.
1337
00:45:59,188 –> 00:45:59,788
This is it.
1338
00:46:00,228 –> 00:46:01,068
Really disappointed.
1339
00:46:01,948 –> 00:46:02,668
I enjoyed it.
1340
00:46:02,668 –> 00:46:03,148
It was fun,
1341
00:46:03,188 –> 00:46:05,788
but it didn’t feel Christmassy to me.
1342
00:46:06,668 –> 00:46:07,868
Well, it’s not Christmas.
1343
00:46:08,908 –> 00:46:09,508
That’s in a week.
1344
00:46:09,548 –> 00:46:10,508
This isn’t Christmas.
1345
00:46:11,348 –> 00:46:12,348
Again, with that,
1346
00:46:13,628 –> 00:46:16,828
there’s nothing to stop you from doing Facebook Live
1347
00:46:17,948 –> 00:46:19,148
making some cookies.
1348
00:46:19,548 –> 00:46:22,828
I don’t know how to cook.
1349
00:46:23,148 –> 00:46:23,988
That’s not Christmas.
1350
00:46:23,988 –> 00:46:24,788
That’ll show you.
1351
00:46:25,708 –> 00:46:26,828
On the George Foreman.
1352
00:46:27,708 –> 00:46:28,668
And a air fryer.
1353
00:46:28,828 –> 00:46:30,748
I I I bought cookies from Neiman Marcus.
1354
00:46:30,748 –> 00:46:31,188
That’s it.
1355
00:46:31,428 –> 00:46:32,508
I don’t know what to make.
1356
00:46:32,508 –> 00:46:34,028
You know what Karen makes for Christmas dinner?
1357
00:46:34,148 –> 00:46:34,588
What do you do?
1358
00:46:34,668 –> 00:46:35,308
Reservations.
1359
00:46:39,228 –> 00:46:40,028
Not Opus one.
1360
00:46:40,028 –> 00:46:40,868
Ocean Prime.
1361
00:46:40,868 –> 00:46:41,508
That’s our spot.
1362
00:46:41,868 –> 00:46:42,428
Oh, that’s good.
1363
00:46:42,948 –> 00:46:43,708
I love Ocean Prime.
1364
00:46:44,268 –> 00:46:44,548
All right.
1365
00:46:44,548 –> 00:46:47,468
Listen, where you gonna be next?
1366
00:46:47,948 –> 00:46:49,028
Wait, what are they?
1367
00:46:49,628 –> 00:46:50,308
Before we do you,
1368
00:46:50,308 –> 00:46:50,828
let me do me.
1369
00:46:50,908 –> 00:46:51,468
All right.
1370
00:46:51,468 –> 00:46:51,748
All right.
1371
00:46:51,748 –> 00:46:54,108
Listen, when we transferred over everybody,
1372
00:46:54,108 –> 00:46:54,348
you know,
1373
00:46:54,348 –> 00:46:56,348
like listening to top 200 in America,
1374
00:46:56,828 –> 00:46:58,028
we got more followers than him.
1375
00:46:58,428 –> 00:46:59,228
More subscribers.
1376
00:46:59,948 –> 00:47:01,068
I I prefer X now,
1377
00:47:01,788 –> 00:47:02,748
I do like X.
1378
00:47:02,828 –> 00:47:05,228
X is better because it’s freedom and and.
1379
00:47:06,908 –> 00:47:09,468
YouTube still shutting down that you know what I mean?
1380
00:47:09,468 –> 00:47:12,188
Like it used to do a lot and then you notice the diddle
1381
00:47:12,188 –> 00:47:13,068
it and it’s like fuck it.
1382
00:47:13,548 –> 00:47:16,348
Right before the election everything went we’re going
1383
00:47:16,348 –> 00:47:19,628
from like 70,000 views then it’s like oh in the teens
1384
00:47:19,628 –> 00:47:21,548
and now it’s going back to like the 20s and 30s.
1385
00:47:21,548 –> 00:47:23,788
Yeah it’s it’s all it’s all being watched.
1386
00:47:23,828 –> 00:47:24,748
It’s all shit.
1387
00:47:25,068 –> 00:47:28,428
So you know so you know if if if you were subscribing
1388
00:47:28,428 –> 00:47:30,748
you’re not getting notified just go back to iTunes
1389
00:47:30,748 –> 00:47:33,548
or you know if you go to X you can find it all there.
1390
00:47:33,548 –> 00:47:34,348
We’ll just go like that.
1391
00:47:34,348 –> 00:47:35,068
I’m calling it Twitter.
1392
00:47:35,068 –> 00:47:36,788
Go to Twitter and just do all.
1393
00:47:37,148 –> 00:47:39,748
And where do they find you and where you performing
1394
00:47:40,348 –> 00:47:42,508
Davelanda.com for all my tour dates.
1395
00:47:42,588 –> 00:47:43,388
You can see me.
1396
00:47:43,388 –> 00:47:43,708
I’m sorry,
1397
00:47:45,348 –> 00:47:45,948
Sorry too much.
1398
00:47:46,108 –> 00:47:47,708
Have you seen the schools in Michigan?
1399
00:47:48,748 –> 00:47:49,948
OK, we’re not doing well.
1400
00:47:51,108 –> 00:47:51,468
I’m sorry.
1401
00:47:51,708 –> 00:47:52,468
Dave Landau.
1402
00:47:54,228 –> 00:47:54,748
That’s true.
1403
00:47:54,868 –> 00:47:55,388
I’m sorry.
1404
00:47:55,388 –> 00:47:56,748
I forgot the public schools,
1405
00:47:57,828 –> 00:47:59,228
especially the public schools here.
1406
00:48:00,428 –> 00:48:01,228
Pro trans.
1407
00:48:01,228 –> 00:48:01,868
Dave Landau.
1408
00:48:07,868 –> 00:48:09,148
I mean, not that I’m against them.
1409
00:48:09,548 –> 00:48:12,108
I mean, I I I think yes,
1410
00:48:14,028 –> 00:48:15,708
my pronouns are he him.
1411
00:48:16,348 –> 00:48:18,468
So Dave LANDAU,
1412
00:48:18,468 –> 00:48:20,908
if you want to rewind that,
1413
00:48:21,948 –> 00:48:22,788
That’s not all one word.
1414
00:48:22,828 –> 00:48:23,468
No, it’s not all.
1415
00:48:23,868 –> 00:48:25,468
You know, it is.com.
1416
00:48:26,268 –> 00:48:27,588
You can see me in Waterford,
1417
00:48:27,628 –> 00:48:29,668
MI at one night stands the 26th,
1418
00:48:29,668 –> 00:48:31,788
27th, 28th and New Year’s Eve.
1419
00:48:32,228 –> 00:48:35,628
And also check out Normal World on YouTube and Blaze
1420
00:48:35,628 –> 00:48:36,988
TV every Tuesday,
1421
00:48:36,988 –> 00:48:38,348
Wednesday and Thursday.
1422
00:48:39,548 –> 00:48:40,588
And if you rewind it,
1423
00:48:40,588 –> 00:48:41,548
it’ll sound something like this.
1424
00:48:43,508 –> 00:48:44,028
I’m a trans.
1425
00:48:48,548 –> 00:48:50,028
Actually, I got trans friends,
1426
00:48:50,428 –> 00:48:51,068
No, I do too.
1427
00:48:51,148 –> 00:48:52,148
I just joke around.
1428
00:48:52,148 –> 00:48:54,628
Some of your best friends cause the elementary schools,
1429
00:48:55,468 –> 00:48:56,348
the rough people,
1430
00:48:56,348 –> 00:48:56,508
you know,
1431
00:48:56,508 –> 00:48:57,388
like, you know,
1432
00:48:57,628 –> 00:48:59,468
it’s rough for a lot of like it is,
1433
00:48:59,628 –> 00:48:59,948
you know,
1434
00:49:00,028 –> 00:49:02,028
the people that aren’t playing dress up.
1435
00:49:02,588 –> 00:49:03,388
It’s a difficult life.
1436
00:49:03,388 –> 00:49:06,428
The real people I have nothing but empathy for.
1437
00:49:07,188 –> 00:49:09,908
Like it’s I just kid cause like people talk about the
1438
00:49:09,908 –> 00:49:11,628
schools forcing it on everybody.
1439
00:49:11,788 –> 00:49:13,028
Well then they talk about Biden.
1440
00:49:13,028 –> 00:49:14,188
This is Elizabeth Warren.
1441
00:49:14,188 –> 00:49:16,108
Like it’s like white supremacy or something.
1442
00:49:16,468 –> 00:49:16,908
Yeah, look,
1443
00:49:16,908 –> 00:49:19,468
a lot of if you just look at the data and you go out,
1444
00:49:19,788 –> 00:49:22,268
it’s it’s people working the corners.
1445
00:49:22,268 –> 00:49:23,028
Yes, right.
1446
00:49:23,028 –> 00:49:24,268
And that’s where it’s at.
1447
00:49:24,268 –> 00:49:26,348
And we had some,
1448
00:49:26,508 –> 00:49:30,508
I went out and interviewed some ladies and a week
1449
00:49:30,508 –> 00:49:32,908
later one got shot in the head,
1450
00:49:34,428 –> 00:49:39,468
And Highland Park doesn’t have homicide cops,
1451
00:49:40,028 –> 00:49:42,588
So what you see is everybody knows that the ladies
1452
00:49:42,588 –> 00:49:43,228
are there.
1453
00:49:43,588 –> 00:49:45,068
That it’s really rough.
1454
00:49:45,148 –> 00:49:47,068
Bad shit happens like once every year,
1455
00:49:47,068 –> 00:49:48,028
once every other year,
1456
00:49:49,508 –> 00:49:50,988
and there’s no police for them.
1457
00:49:51,708 –> 00:49:53,868
So the defunding the police really put them,
1458
00:49:54,268 –> 00:49:55,708
really put them in danger.
1459
00:49:55,788 –> 00:49:56,108
Of course.
1460
00:49:56,148 –> 00:49:58,188
And if you really do care about people.
1461
00:49:58,868 –> 00:50:00,188
You know, in the Christmas spirit,
1462
00:50:00,188 –> 00:50:01,948
if you really do love your fellow human,
1463
00:50:02,188 –> 00:50:03,828
then that’s what we should be doing.
1464
00:50:04,108 –> 00:50:05,388
But you got to love them all.
1465
00:50:05,388 –> 00:50:06,348
That’s the thing.
1466
00:50:06,428 –> 00:50:10,348
People love people based on how much they resemble
1467
00:50:10,348 –> 00:50:11,868
them and what they think is correct.
1468
00:50:12,148 –> 00:50:13,068
And that’s not fair.
1469
00:50:13,228 –> 00:50:15,468
Like you have to be able to accept people for who they
1470
00:50:16,308 –> 00:50:16,828
I mean, you do.
1471
00:50:17,028 –> 00:50:18,908
And what a beautiful segue,
1472
00:50:18,908 –> 00:50:22,348
because just accepting people for who they are,
1473
00:50:23,068 –> 00:50:26,428
no matter what they look like to take us out for the
1474
00:50:26,428 –> 00:50:27,148
Christmas season,
1475
00:50:27,548 –> 00:50:28,188
I thought.
1476
00:50:28,788 –> 00:50:29,708
Myron Benford,
1477
00:50:29,948 –> 00:50:30,668
old friend of mine,
1478
00:50:31,068 –> 00:50:32,108
Detroit’s Black Santa,
1479
00:50:32,108 –> 00:50:33,468
55 years.
1480
00:50:34,108 –> 00:50:36,268
He’s the only Santa in America I know who shows up
1481
00:50:36,268 –> 00:50:39,548
at doors on Christmas Eve with ham,
1482
00:50:39,708 –> 00:50:40,748
smoke detectors,
1483
00:50:40,788 –> 00:50:42,268
gloves, toys,
1484
00:50:44,268 –> 00:50:45,388
No, he’s still around.
1485
00:50:45,388 –> 00:50:47,468
It was just the pandemic kind of shuttered us all.
1486
00:50:48,108 –> 00:50:49,068
But I ran into him.
1487
00:50:49,988 –> 00:50:52,028
At the Detroit Historical Museum this weekend during
1488
00:50:52,028 –> 00:50:52,988
Noel Day,
1489
00:50:53,228 –> 00:50:55,108
because we got smart instead of Noel night where you
1490
00:50:55,108 –> 00:50:56,028
all get shot up,
1491
00:50:56,268 –> 00:50:58,828
you divide it up and make it family friendly.
1492
00:50:59,668 –> 00:51:01,868
And here’s a little piece Ken Beck put together.
1493
00:51:02,028 –> 00:51:03,748
Red, talk to Dave.
1494
00:51:04,068 –> 00:51:04,708
Hey, Dave,
1495
00:51:04,708 –> 00:51:07,148
hey, you’re going to be in Waterford tomorrow.
1496
00:51:08,028 –> 00:51:08,708
The twenty-sixth.
1497
00:51:08,708 –> 00:51:09,188
Twenty-sixth.
1498
00:51:09,468 –> 00:51:11,268
Can Red get a couple minutes?
1499
00:51:11,388 –> 00:51:11,988
Yeah, of course.
1500
00:51:12,228 –> 00:51:12,508
Fuck yeah.
1501
00:51:13,708 –> 00:51:14,348
Twenty-sixth,
1502
00:51:14,348 –> 00:51:15,868
27th or 28th.
1503
00:51:15,868 –> 00:51:16,548
You want to come out?
1504
00:51:17,388 –> 00:51:18,428
Yeah, of course again.
1505
00:51:18,588 –> 00:51:19,268
That’s very generous.
1506
00:51:19,708 –> 00:51:20,988
I appreciate that.
1507
00:51:21,308 –> 00:51:21,708
Yeah, man,
1508
00:51:21,708 –> 00:51:22,148
of course.
1509
00:51:22,148 –> 00:51:25,548
That’s just that’s a sign of a successful person.
1510
00:51:25,548 –> 00:51:27,628
Successful people don’t mind helping other people.
1511
00:51:27,748 –> 00:51:28,988
So kudos to you,
1512
00:51:29,228 –> 00:51:30,268
Oh, yeah, no worries at all.
1513
00:51:30,508 –> 00:51:31,548
That is awesome.
1514
00:51:31,948 –> 00:51:32,668
Happy Hanukkah,
1515
00:51:33,068 –> 00:51:33,508
Thank you.
1516
00:51:33,508 –> 00:51:34,508
Yeah, right on.
1517
00:51:34,588 –> 00:51:34,828
All right.
1518
00:51:34,828 –> 00:51:36,188
You know that Landown name.
1519
00:51:37,828 –> 00:51:39,108
It’s for some reason part.
1520
00:51:39,548 –> 00:51:40,868
It’s either Hebrew or German.
1521
00:51:40,868 –> 00:51:41,548
I don’t really know.
1522
00:51:41,548 –> 00:51:43,068
Wait, you mean that guy in Little House in the Prayer?
1523
00:51:44,068 –> 00:51:44,908
That was Landon.
1524
00:51:46,708 –> 00:51:47,868
Also, Highway to Heaven.
1525
00:51:48,588 –> 00:51:49,788
I thought that was Brandon.
1526
00:51:52,148 –> 00:51:53,228
No, that was the president,
1527
00:51:54,268 –> 00:51:55,148
I guess is.
1528
00:51:55,788 –> 00:51:56,428
I don’t know who is.
1529
00:51:57,548 –> 00:51:58,428
I think it’s Trudeau.
1530
00:51:58,508 –> 00:52:01,868
So here’s a little piece of holiday cheer.
1531
00:52:01,868 –> 00:52:03,228
Merry we will.
1532
00:52:03,588 –> 00:52:07,148
I’m going to because Christmas is next Wednesday.
1533
00:52:07,148 –> 00:52:07,828
We’re not working.
1534
00:52:07,828 –> 00:52:08,908
I don’t do that to people.
1535
00:52:08,908 –> 00:52:10,268
And so is New Year.
1536
00:52:10,348 –> 00:52:11,308
So what I’m going to do,
1537
00:52:11,308 –> 00:52:12,028
special treat.
1538
00:52:12,028 –> 00:52:13,948
My old discovery show only in America.
1539
00:52:13,948 –> 00:52:15,588
I’m going to going to play you.
1540
00:52:16,228 –> 00:52:19,388
Couple of couple of episodes of that over then.
1541
00:52:19,468 –> 00:52:20,188
You’ll like it,
1542
00:52:20,188 –> 00:52:20,508
you know,
1543
00:52:21,028 –> 00:52:21,468
whatever.
1544
00:52:21,468 –> 00:52:23,868
Anyway, Black Santa.
1545
00:52:23,948 –> 00:52:25,588
And a Merry Christmas.
1546
00:52:25,588 –> 00:52:27,068
You’ve been doing this about 55 years.
1547
00:52:28,268 –> 00:52:29,308
I always keep it low.
1548
00:52:29,308 –> 00:52:30,428
So when somebody check it,
1549
00:52:30,428 –> 00:52:31,628
the numbers will be just right.
1550
00:52:31,868 –> 00:52:35,228
I’m the only Santa in living color that delivers toys
1551
00:52:35,228 –> 00:52:38,428
on Christmas Eve as projected.
1552
00:52:39,068 –> 00:52:40,028
All the other Santas,
1553
00:52:40,908 –> 00:52:43,148
they at home kicking their feet up.
1554
00:52:43,428 –> 00:52:44,428
What was your old snack?
1555
00:52:44,468 –> 00:52:45,068
Where’s it now?
1556
00:52:46,028 –> 00:52:46,828
It’s down river,
1557
00:52:47,388 –> 00:52:48,188
the South Pole,
1558
00:52:48,188 –> 00:52:48,988
not the North Pole,
1559
00:52:48,988 –> 00:52:49,708
the South Pole.
1560
00:52:49,828 –> 00:52:51,628
Is it the motor or the axle or what?
1561
00:52:51,628 –> 00:52:53,228
No, it’s it’s the transmission.
1562
00:52:53,468 –> 00:52:55,148
Somebody needs to donate Santa a cloth.
1563
00:52:55,668 –> 00:52:58,268
What I really need is someone who can help me write
1564
00:52:58,268 –> 00:52:59,628
up a 501C3.
1565
00:53:00,028 –> 00:53:01,948
Does Santa Claus even have a skin color?
1566
00:53:02,668 –> 00:53:07,028
Children love Santa and it doesn’t matter.
1567
00:53:08,148 –> 00:53:09,228
Unfortunately,
1568
00:53:09,828 –> 00:53:12,028
It’s the older people who sing the colors,
1569
00:53:12,108 –> 00:53:12,988
not the children.
1570
00:53:13,428 –> 00:53:14,268
When Santa says,
1571
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Ho, ho, ho,
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he might be thinking something else.
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No, Santa,
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No, no, no.
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No, he’s not.
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Stay there in Seven Mile,
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I’m just saying.
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No, no, no.
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Oh, ohh no,
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No funny business.
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Take a look at —
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People won’t remember what you did,
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what you said is how you made them feel.
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And that’s where me and Mrs.
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Claus are here to do it.
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How you feel after you see us.
